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Title: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 18, 2005, 11:16:08 PM who is red dogs twin?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 18, 2005, 11:18:18 PM Heh, quick work ironside ;D
<applauds/> Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 12:46:02 AM Iron, perhaps you ought to edit the name of this thread, it got side tracked, and we mustn't forget the poll! Oh no, we musnt forget the poll >:( Heads will roll Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 19, 2005, 12:47:09 AM Have you voted RED?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 12:52:20 AM Have you voted RED? wouldnt be ethical, but yes! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 12:53:33 AM Go on who did you pick, none of that secret ballot stuff here where you're concerned.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 01:20:08 AM Go on who did you pick, none of that secret ballot stuff here where you're concerned. You can call me RED-DOG 'PI' Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 19, 2005, 01:21:58 AM Go on who did you pick, none of that secret ballot stuff here where you're concerned. You can call me RED-DOG 'PI' Anything you say Mr. Carolgees. *spit* Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 01:22:35 AM Go on who did you pick, none of that secret ballot stuff here where you're concerned. You can call me RED-DOG 'PI' OK RED-DOG PI Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 19, 2005, 01:22:45 AM I knew it, he'd hardly vote himself to be a chuckle brother would he!!!
To me it's got to be Bob Carolgees, except Red Dog's got a darn sight more comic talent and as far as I know doesn't make a living stuffing his right hand up animal's backsides...albeit puppet animals! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Splash on August 19, 2005, 02:02:15 AM A late entry.......
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/onlyfools/interviews/images/boycie.jpg) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 02:14:24 AM AAARRGGGHHH!!!!! I think my dad must have had a bike
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 19, 2005, 02:51:39 AM AAARRGGGHHH!!!!! I think my dad must have had a bike comedians seperated at birth... (http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~jog/red-dog-marx.jpg) Groucho marx (http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~jog/groucho-marx.jpg) Red-Dog Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 03:06:31 AM AAARRGGGHHH!!!!! I think my dad must have had a bike Must have been a motor bike! (http://www.peeron.com/pics/inv/custpics/3626bpx73.jpg) LEGO-DOG (http://www.irancartoon.com/exhibition/Bill%20Stott/wyatt's-moustache.jpg) SHERIFF-DAWG (http://www.clairaudient.org/blog/grouch-specs-tache-big.jpg) MAKEYOUROWN-DOG (http://www.ursispaltenstein.ch/cgi-bin/EE/images/uploads/baerte.jpg) OVERTHETOP-DOG (http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/swaffette/alain1.JPG) SCARYTEACHER-DOG (http://www.littlerockkids.com/images/parents/clothes/kidhat-moustache.jpg) YOUNG-DOG (http://www.liabilitywebzine.com/images/farrah-moustache.jpg) OLD-DOG (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/16/queen_mercury,0.jpg) CAMP-DOG Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 19, 2005, 05:17:52 AM Brilliant stuff, superb! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: BlueWolf on August 19, 2005, 06:34:41 AM absolutely fookin quality just what i needed after a boring stint at work nearly choked on my sandwich good work guys.
Maybe we could have poker lookalikes on the site? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:23:21 AM I dont know how word got out, but members of my extended family, ( and most of them think that the internet is the gauze in the crotch of swimming trunks) are trying to gain access to the web to have a look at your efforts and then ringing me up to take the piss
I hope your're all happy, they are! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 19, 2005, 11:26:03 AM I hope your're all happy, they are! Very much so, thank you. ;D :D ;D :D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 11:33:06 AM I hope your're all happy, they are! Very much so, thank you. ;D :D ;D :D In this life it is good to be appreciated. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 19, 2005, 11:36:18 AM Well when I met Red for the 1st time ..He didn't look anything like his Picture... But what did surprise me was how his moustache had grown, and how the hell he expexted me to get on the back of that I don't know..
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 11:38:52 AM Funny!!
This thread ought to be a sticky, it is going to be added on constantly, what do you think RED-DOG? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:40:19 AM Well when I met Red for the 1st time ..He didn't look anything like his Picture... But what did surprise me was how his moustache had grown, and how the hell he expexted me to get on the back of that I don't know.. That was before I noticed that little red 'NO ENTRY' sign on your dress Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 19, 2005, 11:42:15 AM Well when I met Red for the 1st time ..He didn't look anything like his Picture... But what did surprise me was how his moustache had grown, and how the hell he expexted me to get on the back of that I don't know.. That was before I noticed that little red 'NO ENTRY' sign on your dress Tears streaming Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:44:49 AM Funny!! This thread ought to be a sticky, it is going to be added on constantly, what do you think RED-DOG? You are a cruel and nasty man Robert Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 11:47:18 AM Funny!! This thread ought to be a sticky, it is going to be added on constantly, what do you think RED-DOG? You are a cruel and nasty man Robert But you are kind, considerate and witty. You also have a well groomed coat and a cold wet nose. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:50:49 AM I thought only the nun knew about my cold wet nose
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 19, 2005, 11:53:46 AM I Don't recall it being cold tho.. :-[
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 19, 2005, 12:13:53 PM I've found a cracking red-dog-a-like - how do you post an image?
I want in on this game!!! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 19, 2005, 12:16:47 PM reply>additional options>browse (select piccy)>post
Sorry RED i really didn't wanna get involved in this thread but you gotta help folks out. Ian Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 19, 2005, 12:17:03 PM click 'insert image' (icon above) and paste the url between the commands.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 19, 2005, 12:21:00 PM reply>additional options>browse (select piccy)>post Sorry RED i really didn't wanna get involved in this thread but you gotta help folks out. Ian Nobody wants to involved of course, but by the time I penned a reply with the instuctions 2 others got in there before me. ::) ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 19, 2005, 12:21:12 PM Red "Scottie" Dog ;D
Cheers Guys Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: mikkyT on August 19, 2005, 03:49:29 PM (http://members.chello.se/harryperonius/india/face/moustache.jpg)
Indian dog (http://www.arthurbostrom.com/thumbdorsetpolice1996.jpg) (http://www.arthurbostrom.com/girlfriend.jpg) Crabtree 'Good moaning' Dog Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 19, 2005, 04:05:18 PM AWESOME. Oops, I've accidentally pressed the sticky button. Keep them coming. Has anyone noticed the liikeness between Red-Dog & Stephen Fry? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: mikkyT on August 19, 2005, 04:07:56 PM (http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/blackgroup.jpg)
Fry Dog, Atkison Dog and Whats-his-name Dog Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 19, 2005, 04:09:15 PM A likeness to Stephen Fry?
Red-Dog is? a) celibate b) an awesome raconteur c) once expelled from school for drug taking d) rather fond of Peruvian spectacled bears e) all of the above apply Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 19, 2005, 04:10:10 PM Tim McInerny (or summat like that!)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 19, 2005, 04:17:23 PM He DOES look like Stephen Fry, see?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: thediceman on August 19, 2005, 04:37:33 PM What about a pic of Red Dog whilst he was in the Village People??? :)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Karabiner on August 19, 2005, 04:44:44 PM AWESOME. Oops, I've accidentally pressed the sticky button. Keep them coming. Has anyone noticed the liikeness between Red-Dog & Stephen Fry? Funny that you should mention that..... ::) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Karabiner on August 19, 2005, 04:46:27 PM (http://www.whatalovelywar.co.uk/blackgroup.jpg) Fry Dog, Atkison Dog and Whats-his-name Dog But what is Tony G doing in that pic. ? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 19, 2005, 04:48:34 PM See that guy top left, as you look - he don't 'arf look like John Cleese, eh? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 19, 2005, 05:02:02 PM What about a pic of the cop from Village People??? :) 2 Red-dog-alikes in the band as well ;D Red "Cowboy" Dog & Red "Biker" Dog (http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/villagepeople.jpg) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: thediceman on August 19, 2005, 05:21:06 PM "Cowboy" Dog & Red "Biker" Dog & "Construction Worker" Dog
(http://www.haverford.edu/physics-astro/songs/villagepeople.jpg) ] Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 19, 2005, 06:52:57 PM I have no idea what you guys did before I arrived here ;)
More poker lookalikes! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: REDS-DAD on August 19, 2005, 07:49:27 PM Hello everyone, thanks for this thread, it made me and Tom's mam laugh
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 19, 2005, 08:16:01 PM Welcome to the forum Reds Dad, I hope you have voted.... please tell us which one you voted for :)
my suggestion was the chuckle brother on the left...i think chuckles could well be taking over from Red Dog as your sons new nickname ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:34:28 PM Welcome to the forum Dad
When I was a little boy he was my hero, he still is now, and always will be Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:43:55 PM Can't believe you missed this one
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:52:21 PM AWESOME. Oops, I've accidentally pressed the sticky button. Keep them coming. Has anyone noticed the liikeness between Red-Dog & Stephen Fry? OMG, Its true! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 19, 2005, 11:55:02 PM A likeness to Stephen Fry? Red-Dog is? a) celibate b) an awesome raconteur c) once expelled from school for drug taking d) rather fond of Peruvian spectacled bears e) all of the above apply I am not celibate, I once got it on with a Peruvian spectacled bear! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 20, 2005, 12:17:22 AM :o you shagged Paddington ?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 12:19:33 AM :o you shagged Paddington ? Cost me two marmalade butties Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 20, 2005, 12:45:23 AM seems like a fair price :)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ACE2M on August 20, 2005, 02:02:19 AM A couple more for the red alike's gallery.
Red dictator dog And Clever dog Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 02:44:40 AM Revenge
Robert HM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 02:47:07 AM Revenge
Ironside Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 02:49:09 AM Revenge
tikay (click on pic) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 20, 2005, 02:49:58 AM How do you insert images? When I click the insert image tab it just puts the bracket thingies there- how do i actually insert the image?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 02:52:11 AM Revenge
The nun Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 02:54:06 AM How do you insert images? When I click the insert image tab it just puts the bracket thingies there- how do i actually insert the image? click on ' Additional Options...' Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 20, 2005, 02:57:44 AM Heres my contribution. Red Borat Dog (http://C:\Documents and Settings\Gary Sewell\My Documents\My Pictures\borat.jpg)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 20, 2005, 03:03:29 AM and I cant resist putting Tikay up-he wasnt sure quite how to feel when ironside finally dragged him into the lapdancing club
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 03:13:53 AM lol, I remember that episode :D
click on my 'tikay' on previous page Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 20, 2005, 03:20:44 AM Looks to me like hes ahem missread his hand again to find out his aces are actually J4off. He is demanding to chop the pot because of his obvious error.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Sunday8pm on August 20, 2005, 03:24:33 AM you guys are a good laugh!
unlucky in the Betfair BPO Ariston i just saw the re run on the poker channel, bit of a harsh flop at the end. you did yourself proud sunday Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 20, 2005, 04:27:06 AM absolute scream... good work ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 20, 2005, 05:56:41 AM Money could not buy this stuff. Marvellous blkoody marvellous. I actually met The Nun tonight - she is just lovely, I knew staright away, she is very much "one of us". Sadly, oh so sadly, she picked up only one hand all night, (we were on the same table), & got no action. But really lovely to meet her. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: BlueWolf on August 20, 2005, 01:19:17 PM had to join in, i not slept yet hehehehehhe
Red-Dog Looks like Tom's Popular in the States Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Mrs RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 02:06:22 PM Welcome 'Grandad' Tom ( REDS DAD)
Love, Muzelley xxx Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Mrs RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 04:32:45 PM We must'nt forget 'Romantic Dog' ( I know I'm in BIG trouble when he get's back!) LOL Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 20, 2005, 05:28:57 PM Now that one does look like me 8)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 20, 2005, 09:10:09 PM Which one? ;D
OK you got your revenge, and jolly well deserved it was but I'm still on the search for potential separatees at birth. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 03:15:19 AM Colchester Kev/Karabiner
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 03:22:51 AM Sheriff Fatman
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 21, 2005, 03:30:38 AM Close, but only one of my eyes is wonky ;) ... and how i wish i had that much hair lol
only the other day i was nagging my eldest son Liam (he was 16 on the 14th august...god that makes me feel old) to get his hair cut... he then went into thought mode and said " I might get a French crop, i might get a wedge, I could go for the gelled look, i might even get it permed"... he then looked at me with a big cheesy grin on his face and said....... "do you remember when YOU had enough hair to have to make a decision" GRrrrrrrrrrr :) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 04:07:43 AM Lol, kids, they dont do much for your ego do they Kev, my eldest is 27, where did the time go?
This is my grandson Tom, going through his cowboy stage Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Malc-M on August 21, 2005, 04:08:18 AM More Red Dog Sponsership Deals
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Sheriff Fatman on August 21, 2005, 11:35:07 AM How about '3 For The Price Of 1 Dog'?
(http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/7742/voicesscousers200x1504je.jpg) (http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/6181/enfieldscousers6iy.jpg) Sheriff Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 21, 2005, 11:45:25 AM OMG!
This could mean that he was one of four siblings cruelly separated at birth. I suppose that was the last time he ever saw quads. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 21, 2005, 11:46:46 AM blondepoker wish to announce a change of name, we shall shortly be known as "www.red-dogpoker.com". Not forgetting Red-Dogs Dad.com, & Mrs Red-Dog.com.
They are taking over the place! PS - We've had some great threads, but this must be near the top of the list. Did anyone mention Poker? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 21, 2005, 12:02:05 PM young dog and far out dog
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 21, 2005, 12:05:47 PM How about Burnley John "Finds Aces Again"
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 21, 2005, 12:28:57 PM So tell us Ariston, what is the real identity of "Young-Dog"? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 21, 2005, 12:31:11 PM erm google search "dodgy moustache" image
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Royal Flush on August 21, 2005, 04:35:59 PM LMAO at John
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Trace on August 21, 2005, 04:47:11 PM pmfsl
P.S. Tikay - hope you noticed no red for a good while now? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 04:51:45 PM pmf P.S. Tikay - hope you noticed no red for a good while now? Its ok, I'm still here Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Trace on August 21, 2005, 04:54:07 PM duh lol
:D ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 21, 2005, 04:54:45 PM How about Burnley John "Finds Aces Again" (http://www.abm-enterprises.net/artgall2/vangogh_skull_cigarette.jpg) Burnley John on a smoke break (http://www.jpergrafando.it/Immagini/Jpeg/skull.jpg) Burnley John posts Big Blind Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 21, 2005, 04:55:56 PM Now I like those robert- looks like hes put weight on in the first image though ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 21, 2005, 04:59:10 PM Hope he doesn't mind, I have ony met the chap once.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 05:01:43 PM Fantastic, I love the captions
Robert, how come when I post one the pic comes out small and yours comes out big? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 21, 2005, 05:01:56 PM Northern boys don't take offense easily. We all like a bit of banter and say it as we see it. It would take a lot more than that to upset him I can promise you- maybe if you tried to steal his big blind you would get a reaction ::)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 21, 2005, 05:02:44 PM According to mrs reddog some are small and some are big- thats just the way of the world tom ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 21, 2005, 05:03:47 PM Fantastic, I love the captions Robert, how come when I post one the pic comes out small and yours comes out big? Size isn't everything RED-DOG, but some of us are blessed Seriously, are you posting the URL to the thumbnail and not the big picture? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 21, 2005, 05:04:43 PM According to mrs reddog some are small and some are big- thats just the way of the world tom ;D {gasp... hides behind fridge} Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 05:10:06 PM Well, mine is big enough to fill a pram
How do you find the big pic url? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 21, 2005, 05:17:59 PM Well once you have the big pic in a browser window the url is in the address line. It is easy to get the big pic on it's own if you use google image search. If you found the pic in a website and it is not "clickable" then you will have to "view" "source". There maybe quicker or easier ways but that's how I do it. If this is as confuzzling as I think then call me.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 05:49:20 PM Had a go, failed, starting game now Rob, will pm you later, dont want to try while playing
Not good at multi tasking, can't fart and chew gum at the same time Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 21, 2005, 07:20:12 PM ...And riposte of the week also goes to Man of the Moment Red-Dog, who, replying to negative comments about the size of his, you know, responded thus... "mine's big enough to fill a pram.......". How clever a reply is THAT? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Trace on August 21, 2005, 11:19:27 PM Hilariously clever?????
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 21, 2005, 11:45:42 PM (http://www.abm-enterprises.net/artgall2/vangogh_skull_cigarette.jpg) Burnley John on a smoke break I have this picture up at work. Van Gogh at his finest. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 11:50:30 PM "Fancy a drink Vincent," "No thanks, I've got one ear"
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 21, 2005, 11:52:24 PM "Fancy a drink Vincent," "No thanks, I've got one ear" Oh boy, off to bed with a smile..LMAO Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ariston on August 22, 2005, 12:05:13 AM you are a bad bad man dog...too late for coffee but I just got whisky all over my screen
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 12:20:34 AM RED-DOG has shares in ACME MONITERS, the more we drench the richer he gets.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 22, 2005, 12:22:20 AM Ok, so.....
Has Bob Carolgees now officially Won? ??? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 12:27:53 AM Well could you call it winning once you have found out who your long lost twin was. After all these years think he was related to a dog and founds out it was different mutt.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: crash85 on August 22, 2005, 03:39:28 AM (http://Southall)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: crash85 on August 22, 2005, 03:45:08 AM laptops playing me up that was supposed to be neville southall
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 22, 2005, 05:41:42 AM Never mind crash - welcome to blonde!
If you need help with loading the pic, send a PM to Ironside, he's mustard at that sort of thing. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Trace on August 22, 2005, 10:19:49 AM Quote he's mustard at that sort of thing. but for Pete's sake, don't mention SPAM! :D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 22, 2005, 04:57:09 PM Correction Trace, it's Red-Dog you must not mention spam to. He eats anything...... At Newmarket one day, he said "I could eat a horse". You shoulda seen the horses run THAT day.
He's a human waste disposal unit. Cricket balls 'n all, judging by his clygestor. Now THATS a word you don't see every day....... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 05:03:02 PM ....... clygestor. Now THATS a word you don't see every day....... Not even in a dictionary. Did you just make that one up?? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 22, 2005, 05:13:44 PM Make it up? Don't be silly. But I did check the spelling in the dictionary, & it seems to have disappeared. It's a sort of Septik Tank if I'm not mistaken. Years ago everyone had them, clygesters were all the rage, now the damn word has disappeared. Honest, they DID exist!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 22, 2005, 05:15:01 PM And no, it does NOT mean "Travel-Lodge Room".
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 05:16:04 PM Make it up? Don't be silly. But I did check the spelling in the dictionary, & it seems to have disappeared. It's a sort of Septik Tank if I'm not mistaken. Years ago everyone had them, clygesters were all the rage, now the damn word has disappeared. Honest, they DID exist! Sounds like "they were Aces when I looked at them....... honest!" You are persuasive and I am persuaded. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 22, 2005, 05:29:44 PM Good. I NEVER bluff.
I was at Sheffield last week and I had 8-9 on the Button, I made a little R & the SB passed, BB called. Flop was 7-T-J, THE NUTS. I tickle bet it, he called. Turn was the 8, damn, that weakens me, but I still fancy my 8-9 is good.Tickle bet, call. River, dammit, was the 9, so my 8-9 is now meaningless, the board is showing a straight. He checks, I bet the pot, he passes in a trice, I show the 8-9, he says "ahh, as I thought, I took you for two pair"....... In Notts last night, I'm holding 2-5 spades - dont ask, it was a weird table. Flop is all diamonds. The Captain tries to steal it from UTG, 5 of us call. (In fact, he had floped 2 pairs). Turn is a fourth diamond. Check all round. River is a FIFTH Diamond. All check round to me. Well, what's a man to do? I bet the pot, they all pass, I say" flush" & quickly muck.....NOT a bluff though, I DID have the flush...... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: mikkyT on August 22, 2005, 05:36:30 PM Good. I NEVER bluff. I was at Sheffield last week and I had 8-9 on the Button, I made a little R & the SB passed, BB called. Flop was 7-T-J, THE NUTS. I tickle bet it, he called. Turn was the 8, damn, that weakens me, but I still fancy my 8-9 is good.Tickle bet, call. River, dammit, was the 9, so my 8-9 is now meaningless, the board is showing a straight. He checks, I bet the pot, he passes in a trice, I show the 8-9, he says "ahh, as I thought, I took you for two pair"....... In Notts last night, I'm holding 2-5 spades - dont ask, it was a weird table. Flop is all diamonds. The Captain tries to steal it from UTG, 5 of us call. (In fact, he had floped 2 pairs). Turn is a fourth diamond. Check all round. River is a FIFTH Diamond. All check round to me. Well, what's a man to do? I bet the pot, they all pass, I say" flush" & quickly muck.....NOT a bluff though, I DID have the flush...... Are you sure you are not playing at a Sheffield school??? ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 22, 2005, 05:46:45 PM It's true - ask The Nun, she was watching, in amazement....... Same giuy, VERY first hand of the tourney, there is 125 chips in the pot, flop comes J-J-3, it gets to him, he goes ALL-IN, for 5,000 chips. Table gasp, smirk, & pass. He shows 3-3........ Daft? Probably. But EXACTLY the same hand hit me last night, I move all-in in late position with 3-3, 1 caller, flop is J-3-K, luverly. Check, Matey Boy (different Matey Boy, they are everywhere...) bets, I just call, 'cos I can PLAY......Turn is another J, perfectiissimo. All the chips go in, I cockily turn over my fully, he turns over K-J....... Night all..... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 22, 2005, 08:21:13 PM maybe you meant clyster?
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=clyster Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 08:40:49 PM maybe you meant clyster? http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=clyster Eeeeioooww yuckie! Keep me away from medical dictyionaries at dinner time, please. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: -bw- on August 22, 2005, 11:13:46 PM Keith Hawkins
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 22, 2005, 11:15:19 PM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 22, 2005, 11:33:55 PM (http://www.kiss.fi/uutiskuvat/chesneyhawkes.jpg)
jammer :) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 22, 2005, 11:37:45 PM who's jammer?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 22, 2005, 11:41:08 PM RED Ron Jeremy DOG
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 22, 2005, 11:41:42 PM oops ..the file has not attached
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 22, 2005, 11:42:09 PM Remember this is a family show. ;)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 22, 2005, 11:44:32 PM Trust me .. it was only a facial piccy..
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 22, 2005, 11:45:36 PM Trust me .. it was only a facial piccy.. Hey! Definitely DON'T show that then. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 11:49:07 PM facial!! ROFLMAO!!!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 22, 2005, 11:50:38 PM Lord ..help me to keep my big mouth shut :-[
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 22, 2005, 11:51:56 PM first it was lips, now facials .... HMMMMmmmmmmmm looks like we have sussed you out ;D ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 22, 2005, 11:53:30 PM first it was lips, now facials .... HMMMMmmmmmmmm looks like we have sussed you out ;D ;D That's it ..i give up...Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 22, 2005, 11:56:24 PM first it was lips, now facials .... HMMMMmmmmmmmm looks like we have sussed you out ;D ;D That's it ..i give up...I always find the classy birds Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 22, 2005, 11:57:37 PM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: -bw- on August 22, 2005, 11:58:54 PM ^^
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 23, 2005, 12:04:48 AM (http://www.kiss.fi/uutiskuvat/chesneyhawkes.jpg) jammer :) That was a long time ago. The resemblence and nickname are long gone. You're dead meat mr. goulding. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:06:35 AM Well the nickname's back CHESNEY
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 12:07:15 AM Well the nickname's back CHESNEY I like the way this is going. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: -bw- on August 23, 2005, 12:08:08 AM is that the old school tie Robert?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:08:53 AM Tut... only been here 5 minutes and you're picking on him, poor Chesney.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:09:56 AM Oi. Pick on Chesney!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:12:28 AM Well the nickname's back CHESNEY I like the way this is going. You can pick as many nicknames for yourself as you like, you cant escape the ones that are thrust upon you You are now and forever more, CHESNEY Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 23, 2005, 12:13:02 AM seriously dead adam.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:13:53 AM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: -bw- on August 23, 2005, 12:14:16 AM wow, who's been stealing Aristons blinds
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 12:14:40 AM jammer, did you play the saturday sattelite at walsall??
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:15:07 AM seriously dead adam. Adam!! Run, Chesney's after you. (RED-DOG, have we just caused a death?) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:15:39 AM jammer, did you play the saturday sattelite at walsall?? Do you mean Chesney? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:16:07 AM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 12:17:00 AM there was a fella on my table that was the spit of Chesny
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:18:55 AM Come on Ches, do the right thing, Change your username
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:19:31 AM there was a fella on my table that was the spit of Chesny Must have been the Chesney we know, he's spitting right now. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 12:22:34 AM jammer, did you play the saturday sattelite at walsall?? We both played it ifm. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:23:34 AM Guess who
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 12:25:27 AM OMG, he was on my table!!!
he was walking round autographing fag packets singin' "i am the one and only" i looked for you snoop but nobody was walking round with aces stuck to their face Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 23, 2005, 12:25:58 AM Guess who Well red ..We can't take that away from you..Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:26:27 AM seriously dead adam. Adam!! Run, Chesney's after you. (RED-DOG, have we just caused a death?) Or maybe a more amusing form of retaliation.....if we're lucky Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 12:28:16 AM OMG, he was on my table!!! he was walking round autographing fag packets singin' "i am the one and only" i looked for you snoop but nobody was walking round with aces stuck to their face I kept an eye out for you too m8. Bit tricky when I've never seen you be4. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 12:29:26 AM seriously dead adam. Adam!! Run, Chesney's after you. (RED-DOG, have we just caused a death?) Or maybe a more amusing form of retaliation.....if we're lucky Death?!?! Don't be so silly. I'll probably be out of hospital within a month. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:29:49 AM seriously dead adam. Adam!! Run, Chesney's after you. (RED-DOG, have we just caused a death?) Or maybe a more amusing form of retaliation.....if we're lucky Do you think Mr Gould has some secrets he wants hushed up. The sort of secret that only he and Chesney know about? Tune in tomorrow and watch the next thrilling instalment. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz night Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 12:30:26 AM Chesney can point me out next time, i was the one only played 2 hands during the buyins and crippled myself calling a flush draw to a small child in seat 8.
Then flopped a str8 with my last 100 only to split 4 ways lol Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 23, 2005, 12:45:43 AM Chesney can point me out next time, i was the one only played 2 hands during the buyins and crippled myself calling a flush draw to a small child in seat 8. Then flopped a str8 with my last 100 only to split 4 ways lol You cannot recognise me from that picture! oh my god. Nice to see you on the boards anyhow bud. At least I didn't get knocked out to a 10 year old ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:50:36 AM Me, "Robert be reasonable"
Robert, I don't care if your family are starving...Pay up!! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 12:56:52 AM (http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/episodeguide/images/4B.jpg)
Ariston in weekend wear ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 01:01:29 AM You cannot recognise me from that picture! oh my god. [/quote] Welcome to my world Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 01:08:08 AM You cannot recognise me from that picture! oh my god. Welcome to my world [/quote] The people have spoken, Bob. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 04:35:01 AM Who is Chesney? And DON'T say "Jammer"........ Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: M POWER on August 23, 2005, 08:10:31 AM Kev
Please post a picture of Bennett (the camp Baddie in the chain mail frock) from the 1985 Arnie Film Commando. This is the real Red-Dog Regards M Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 08:34:14 AM (http://membres.lycos.fr/jesuisunbelhomme/hpbimg/bennett%202.jpg)
your wish is my command ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 10:58:51 AM Thank you M Power, for throwing that additional spanner into my works
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 11:01:47 AM Thank you M Power, for throwing that additional spanner into my works Oh come-on - that's probably the best one yet ;D (although I thought my Willie Miller one wasn't bad ;)) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: mikkyT on August 23, 2005, 11:07:01 AM Guess who I am the one and only? ...edit: bah the jokes been done alrady ::) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: PunkFloyd on August 23, 2005, 11:53:56 AM Cannot believe the obvious three twins (err that's a bit Irish) haven't been included.... John Aldridge, ian Rush and of course Ned Flanders ..okily dokily
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 11:55:13 AM Cannot believe the obvious three twins (err that's a bit Irish) haven't been included.... John Aldridge, ian Rush and of course Ned Flanders ..okily dokily Flanders has been posted, I think you're insulting Red Dog's nose if you include those 2, not his trained balancing slug ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 12:16:18 PM Who is Chesney? And DON'T say "Jammer"........ "The one and only" Whoe else? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:25:34 PM Me, "Robert be reasonable" Robert, I don't care if your family are starving...Pay up!! I think I would be offended if I could make out the pics :P Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 12:29:10 PM Subtle
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 12:32:11 PM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: dik9 on August 23, 2005, 01:12:44 PM (http://)Romantic Red-Dog
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 01:21:28 PM (http://)Romantic Red-Dog I'm just worried how you found that.... :o Or are you an old romantic at heart ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: dik9 on August 23, 2005, 01:23:11 PM Mrs was watching it on uk gold last night LOL
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 01:24:28 PM But WHO IS CHESNEY? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: AdamM on August 23, 2005, 01:26:51 PM Chesney Hawks. a one hit wonder from the 80's who recently had a reality TV come back I think.
Google man, google Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: AdamM on August 23, 2005, 01:29:35 PM talking of which, in a message recently someone mentions my google rating. does anyone know how I find that out and have any tips on increasing it?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: mikkyT on August 23, 2005, 01:32:50 PM But WHO IS CHESNEY? I...am...the....one....and....only Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 01:33:32 PM (http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cgr/lowres/cgrn119l.jpg)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Sunday8pm on August 23, 2005, 01:36:12 PM surperb colchester kev roflmao ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 01:38:13 PM That's twice I've asked who Chesney is, & 27 times someone has posted "I am the one and only". RED CARD for Mikky t. Sorry about that Mikky, but I will not have my authority challenged. Do you know who I am? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 01:40:22 PM have you forgotten?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 01:40:39 PM (http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/abr1330l.jpg)
PMSL Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 01:42:10 PM You've crossed the line Kev
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Sunday8pm on August 23, 2005, 01:43:32 PM a couple more to add to the collection
JUNIOR RED-DOG (http://www.massdistraction.org/ 20031011/) OVER THE TOP AMISH RED-DOG (http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/ yyy/bearddd.jpg) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 01:43:57 PM The line matches my eyes then :-*
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 23, 2005, 01:44:13 PM That's twice I've asked who Chesney is, & 27 times someone has posted "I am the one and only". RED CARD for Mikky t. Sorry about that Mikky, but I will not have my authority challenged. Do you know who I am? chesney hawkes. legendary 80's pop icon, winning good looks, the musical talent of the beatles, presley and the stones combined, adored by women and men the breadth and depth of the united kingdom. a legend in his own lifetime. [cough]. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Sunday8pm on August 23, 2005, 01:45:15 PM a couple more to add to the collection or not........why they not working?! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 01:48:16 PM Thank you Jammer. It was a simple enough question. Two House Points. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 01:55:57 PM Thank you Jammer. It was a simple enough question. Two House Points. Tikay - he lied, put what he says through Babelfish & you get.... Chesney Hawkes, one-hit wonder with effete floppy blonde hairdo. Topped the charts with an amazingly corny song, from an amazingly crap film. Then, thankfully, disappeared. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 01:57:58 PM He LIED? To me? You sure about that? Babelfish - what that? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 02:08:19 PM The line matches my eyes then :-* I knew you would be out for revenge, LMAO Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 02:09:26 PM The line matches my eyes then :-* I knew you would be out for revenge, LMAO I knew you knew I know what, I'll get my coat. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 02:12:55 PM He LIED? To me? You sure about that? Babelfish - what that? Babelfish is an online translator (from the Babel-fish in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy?). Online forum geek tactic is to take what someone says, say you put it through Babelfish & type what you think they really think. I'm thinking we should have a forum-speak dictionary somewhere. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 23, 2005, 02:17:15 PM searching google or wikipedia is always the way forward....
wikipedia entry is here tikay: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesney_Hawkes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesney_Hawkes) i personally prefer my revisionist description ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Mrs RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 02:21:14 PM But WHO IS CHESNEY? Tikay, Chesney Hawkes is the son of Chip Hawkes of The Tremeloes (Silence is golden etc) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 02:21:48 PM Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. WTF is THAT? And an "online translator"?
Look. I asked who Chesney was. A whole gaggle of wise guys start posting "I am the one and only". Then it moves to babelfishing, now hitchiking & stellar comments. Wha IS the matter with you guys? You no speak plain English? Every answer seems to require 4 more questions. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 02:23:43 PM searching google or wikipedia is always the way forward.... wikipedia entry is here tikay: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesney_Hawkes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesney_Hawkes) i personally prefer my revisionist description ;) I agree with Chesney. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 02:24:41 PM Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. WTF is THAT? And an "online translator"? Look. I asked who Chesney was. A whole gaggle of wise guys start posting "I am the one and only". Then it moves to babelfishing, now hitchiking & stellar comments. Wha IS the matter with you guys? You no speak plain English? Every answer seems to require 4 more questions. He's the one and only, Tikay. And you can't take that away from him. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 02:25:54 PM THANK YOU Mrs Red-Dog. As well as being the only sane adult in your house, you are the only sane poster in this thread. Apart fom me of course.
I mean, now Jammer has started it. "Wikipedia". WHAT? "Revisionist description". WHAT? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 02:27:44 PM And by the way, I used to have a clygester
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 02:31:16 PM (http://www.infopackets.com/graphics/senile+windows.gif)
Are you getting this pop up on your screen Tikay :) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Mrs RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 02:33:23 PM (http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/abr1330l.jpg) PMSL Fantastic Kev, that was the best! ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 02:37:50 PM Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. WTF is THAT? And an "online translator"? Look. I asked who Chesney was. A whole gaggle of wise guys start posting "I am the one and only". Then it moves to babelfishing, now hitchiking & stellar comments. Wha IS the matter with you guys? You no speak plain English? Every answer seems to require 4 more questions. BUT you're starting to learn. I feel like a father after the wee one speaks his first words. "AHHH Look everyone, Tikay used his first TLA." ================================ Dictionary Entries: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Humorous Science-Fiction book, made into funny 80's series, then made into crap film in 2004. Babelfish - The Babel fish is a fictional species of fish in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. A Babel fish is a highly improbable biological universal translator. It appears as a "small, yellow and leechlike" fish. When a Babel fish is inserted into the ear canal it allows the 'wearer' to "instantly understand anything said... in any form of language." http://babelfish.altavista.com/ (http://babelfish.altavista.com/) is an online translator named after the fictitious Babelfish. Online Translator - Website where you enter a portion of text, then the software translates it into another language (usually badly). TLA - Three Letter Abbreviation, ie WTF. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 23, 2005, 02:44:56 PM THANK YOU Mrs Red-Dog. As well as being the only sane adult in your house, you are the only sane poster in this thread. Apart fom me of course. I mean, now Jammer has started it. "Wikipedia". WHAT? "Revisionist description". WHAT? okay. on the magic that is the interweb, there are two very useful ways of getting information: The first is www.google.com, the biggest search engine on the net, which will find you a web page with the information you are looking for. Unfortunately it will also return you a lot of rubbish so you have to commit some time to reading all those web pages. The other is an online encyclopedia called www.wikipedia.com, which is constantly updated and always changing - a sort of dynamic encylopedia brittanica. If there is anything (and i mean anything...) you want to find out the meaing of, then going to the wikipedia web-site and typing it in to their search box will give you the answer in seconds. Its incredibly useful and highly recommended. For example click here to see the wikipedia entry for poker: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poker) Welcome to the 21st century tony! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: skalie on August 23, 2005, 02:46:51 PM Has nobody noticed he now has a regular spot on sky 1.
(http://) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 02:50:00 PM Red - YES, someone actually knows something useful and sensible - you prove that there IS such a thing as a clygester! I thought I was going mad, I could not find it in the dictionary. TOP MAN!
Does this wikipedia thing list it, I wonder? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 02:57:15 PM Whoa, hold up lads. Lets get this right. You, supposedly sane adults, read books which include, lets see...... A pretend fish, that doubles up as an "improbable biological online translator". Do WOT? Fish are STUPID. They have no brain. And you are supposed to believe, doubtless in awe and wonderment, that peeps put this fish in their EAR. And it translates German into English? What would make you put a fish in your ear? You jest, surely. You guys read junk like that? What IS the matter with you? Try "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson and learn something useful. Thewy reads fiction too. Can't believe ANYONE reads fiction. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 03:01:56 PM Not a fan of Bryson TBH.
And fiction's good for the mind ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 03:04:50 PM Not a fan of Bryson TBH. And fiction's good for the mind ;D (http://www.mustardweb.org/mustardpics/issue4/babelfish.gif) There you go, a babelfish. Proof positive of existance. Tikay "I had Aces" = Fiction Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 03:05:19 PM "fictions good for the mind".....?
Is that a proven fact? (Rhetorical, for Red-Dog's benefit). Non-Fiction is better for the mind. Assuming it's an intelligent mind. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 03:08:45 PM I love bill Bryson, I havn't read any fiction for years, but when I did I used to like Asimov's stuff 'I, Robot' Brilliant!!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 03:09:01 PM "fictions good for the mind".....? Is that a proven fact? (Rehetorical, for Red-Dog's benefit). Non-Fiction is better for the mind. Assuming it's an intelligent mind. Well I read both - and at times when I need to relax (definately good for the mind) - I read fiction. Tell you what - read Speed of Dark by Elizabeth Moon & tell me you didn't learn something. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 03:10:50 PM And that drawing of the so-called babelfish. If I had a 5 year-old son & he drew that, I'd tell him to act his age.
PS - But it looks a bit like Red-Dog's twin. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 03:20:54 PM My Mam and Dad wrote down the story of their early lives, to leave to us kids as a sort of record/heirloom, they are the two most unlikley writers you could ever meet
Lo and behold, someone got interested and it was published in two slim volumes Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 23, 2005, 03:33:24 PM That's twice I've asked who Chesney is, & 27 times someone has posted "I am the one and only". RED CARD for Mikky t. Sorry about that Mikky, but I will not have my authority challenged. Do you know who I am? i am the one and only Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 04:21:05 PM i am the one and only It's turning into a bad 80's remake of Spartacus in here. Mind you I'd rather be crucuifed than claim to be Chesney Hawkes ;) RE Spartacus, loved the story that was doing the rounds about one of Kirk Douglas' sons (the crap one) doing stand-up in London. He was struggling & the hecklers were slagging him. He lost the plot & shouted out "DO you know who I am? I'm Kirk Douglas' son!!". Cue heckler standing up and shouting "NO, I'm Kirk Douglas' son!!", then another then another. Exit the real Mr Douglas - stage left ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 04:25:50 PM Comic: "let's take some topical suggestions from the audience"
Punter: "get off? Comic: "That's not topical" Punter: "get off now" Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 04:31:41 PM Comic, dying on his arse, being heckled by, among others, a blind guy, suddenly the blind guy stands up and shouts "FU** OFF!!!" a deathly silence decends, blind guy enquires, "has he gone?"
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 04:49:10 PM Or the DJ not getting a good reaction, "What do you want me to put on then?"
"Your Jacket!" Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 04:50:13 PM Chubby brown to heckler.... "was your mother a weightlifter?... she must have been to raise a dumbell like you"
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Rod Paradise on August 23, 2005, 05:09:06 PM I liked one of Billy Connoly's "You should have an agent Pal, why sit there in the dark handling yourself?"
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: M POWER on August 23, 2005, 06:32:00 PM Just got in from work saw the Bennett Pic and nearly P***ed myself
Cheers Kev cheered my bad day up no end. Regards M Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Newportlad on August 23, 2005, 06:57:09 PM Bill Bryson = Excellent
Have you read 'A Walk in the Woods'.... It made me cry with laughter Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 06:59:23 PM Bill Bryson = Excellent Have you read 'A Walk in the Woods'.... It made me cry with laughter Yes, and 'Notes from a small island' Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 08:31:21 PM I'm listening to Chesney Hawkes on my ipod.
;D :D ;D :D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 09:08:17 PM Comic, dying on his arse, being heckled by, among others, a blind guy, suddenly the blind guy stands up and shouts "FU** OFF!!!" a deathly silence decends, blind guy enquires, "has he gone?" You are too good for this place Tom. Unbelievable! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 10:38:59 PM Chubby brown to heckler.... "was your mother a weightlifter?... she must have been to raise a dumbell like you" I saw chubby in brum a couple of years ago and he was heckled from the crowd. He stormed off stage and refused to come back on........what a muppet Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 10:41:40 PM Chubby brown to heckler.... "was your mother a weightlifter?... she must have been to raise a dumbell like you" I saw chubby in brum a couple of years ago and he was heckled from the crowd. He stormed off stage and refused to come back on........what a muppet Bet that got the biggest laugh of the night. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 23, 2005, 10:43:34 PM riot more like
they pay people to heckle you know......... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Nightfly on August 24, 2005, 12:48:31 AM :)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 24, 2005, 01:50:24 AM What would we do if RED-DOG shaved off his moustache?!?! :-\
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 24, 2005, 01:53:36 AM Unthinkable.
Just think about where that 'tache has been, the sights it's seen. Then again, maybe not..... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 24, 2005, 01:55:31 AM That Moustache has been where no other man has been. Places & things one can only dream of. How much food & drink has it filtered? How many lips has it tickled? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 24, 2005, 02:01:09 AM What would we do if RED-DOG shaved off his moustache?!?! :-\ I did shave it off once, my top lip sprang up about an inch, I looked like a motherless foal, and my dog bit me Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 24, 2005, 02:02:04 AM Unthinkable. Just think about where that 'tache has been, the sights it's seen. Then again, maybe not..... LMAO Somebody please help me get these images out of my head!!! :-[ :'( :-\ :o Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 24, 2005, 02:03:42 AM What would we do if RED-DOG shaved off his moustache?!?! :-\ I did shave it off once, my top lip sprang up about an inch, I looked like a motherless foal, and my dog bit me hehe. I don't often laugh out loud on my own, but I've done so twice tonight. Just now and earlier when I read about customs. - sry. :D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 24, 2005, 02:05:13 AM Oh how i wish i could show you a Red Dog tash pic that i have found ... unfortunately it may be a tad too "naughty" for the forum, but pm me if ya wanna see it ;)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 24, 2005, 02:05:46 AM Oh how i wish i could show you a Red Dog tash pic that i have found ... unfortunately it may be a tad too "naughty" for the forum, but pm me if ya wanna see it ;) Is he naked, German, and called Hans? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 24, 2005, 02:12:00 AM No snoopy, i think you will find that the pic you refer to is one of your own private collection ;)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 24, 2005, 02:13:29 AM No comment. ::)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Royal Flush on August 24, 2005, 02:41:47 AM i plead with all of you to PM Kev for that pic.
I am dying laughing!! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 24, 2005, 02:47:44 AM Oh how i wish i could show you a Red Dog tash pic that i have found ... unfortunately it may be a tad too "naughty" for the forum, but pm me if ya wanna see it ;) Thanks for that Kev, can anyone smell fish? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 24, 2005, 02:57:35 AM Great Pic Kev. Almost wet myself. ;D
Reminded me of Scatman John. Any1 remember that fella? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 24, 2005, 12:55:28 PM (http://www.pillepalleproductions.com/images/scatman_john.jpg)
SCATMAN-DOG Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: BlueWolf on August 24, 2005, 06:25:37 PM you gotta pm me that pic kev
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 24, 2005, 07:24:40 PM its done Mr. Wolf, but dont you be telling your Mrs. that i have such pics, she thinks im a nice bloke ;)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: mikkyT on August 24, 2005, 07:52:05 PM PM me it an all...
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 24, 2005, 07:54:26 PM me too pretty please
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 24, 2005, 08:05:12 PM its done ;)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: ifm on August 24, 2005, 08:08:49 PM ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: BlueWolf on August 24, 2005, 09:34:52 PM how funny hehehehehe
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 24, 2005, 10:25:37 PM its done Mr. Wolf, but dont you be telling your Mrs. that i have such pics, she thinks im a nice bloke ;) Just call it art Kev ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 25, 2005, 01:01:10 AM 1040 members and only 56 votes? Very disappointing. ???
Don't you people realise the importance of these polls? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 25, 2005, 01:11:03 AM I hit the button about 900 times but it didn't help ::)
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 25, 2005, 02:26:51 AM I hit the button about 900 times but it didn't help ::) Which button did you hit though Rob? Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: jammer on August 25, 2005, 02:31:41 AM do you never sleep?!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 25, 2005, 02:37:30 AM Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 25, 2005, 02:39:22 AM Shhhhhh!!!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The_nun on August 25, 2005, 07:19:03 AM I hit the button about 900 times but it didn't help ::) Sometimes Robert.....No... this time I wont say anything..Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: dik9 on August 25, 2005, 11:31:52 AM These buttons can be dangerous
ROFLMAO!!!! RED-DOG (This lawyer is fantastic!!) If I need a solicitor, you will be the first I post! Now this post looks worse... how did buttons lead to buttons? Anybody reading this. Things aren't what they seem ??? :o Your right Robert I love "Buttons", All kinds Cadbury etc. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 25, 2005, 11:44:59 AM Got to love these buttons
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 25, 2005, 01:13:39 PM I hit the button about 900 times but it didn't help ::) Sometimes Robert.....No... this time I wont say anything..Madam, you are a.....no, I won't say anything either Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The Baron on August 25, 2005, 02:08:53 PM This is the best thread ever. Can we get a poster of the week/month vote up? Some of these threads are side splitters.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 26, 2005, 03:01:05 AM This is the best thread ever. Can we get a poster of the week/month vote up? Some of these threads are side splitters. Hmmm, nice idea, but perhaps it's best not to make it into a competition As it is,everyones posts are welcomed and enjoyed Who could choose between Rob yong's poker insights, Robert HM's wonderful subtle humour, Colchester Kev's lunacy, The Nun's smutt, Ironside's opinions on everything The serious posts, The trip reports, the anecdotes, etc etc etc, how can you compare them? I feel bad even now because I've only named one or two of all the fantastic posters we have on here I think the best thing is to offer a little praise for a post or thread that you like, or add a comment of your own Just like you did here ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 26, 2005, 03:07:46 AM By the way, have you voted yet?
I still think there will be a late surge by Magnum Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 26, 2005, 12:59:22 PM 6 votes for magnum???? tom have you been using your families accounts to vote i can check you know
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: The Baron on August 26, 2005, 01:18:54 PM Yes... I'm afraid I went for Chuckle Dog. ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 01:15:19 PM What's gonna happen to the poll when RED-DOG dyes his hair?!?!? :o
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2005, 02:26:57 PM I think Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, and Robert Retford will become string contenders
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 29, 2005, 02:57:26 PM "string contenders" eh? Do string contenders go?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2005, 02:59:09 PM I can't type and lie at the same time
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 29, 2005, 02:59:47 PM Talking of string, two tangled pieces of string are chatting away, as they tend to. One says to the other "are you a tangled piece of string?". The other replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"....... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2005, 03:05:56 PM Two sausages in a pan, one says "It's hot in here" the other says "Fk me, a talking sausage!!!"
Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other, "Can you smell fish?" (tikay started it) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 29, 2005, 03:12:23 PM WRONG. It was Ironside that started it (the first of an amazing 284 posts in this thread) & it's him that's caused you all this grief. Don't worry Tom, we will get our revenge against the dreaded Iron.
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2005, 03:16:38 PM WRONG. It was Ironside that started it (the first of an amazing 284 posts in this thread) & it's him that's caused you all this grief. Don't worry Tom, we will get our revenge against the dreaded Iron. Ssshhh. I'm lulling him into a false sense of security ;) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 29, 2005, 03:17:49 PM I think the suggestion that arose last night, as to how to deal with Iron, is just PERFECT.......
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2005, 03:20:08 PM I think the suggestion that arose last night, as to how to deal with Iron, is just PERFECT....... Yes, it will be fantastic if we can 'swing it' so to speak Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 29, 2005, 03:21:35 PM Hehe........ But I'll let you do the research Tom. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 04:01:48 PM Good Lord. All that from a typo. ;D
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 29, 2005, 05:08:33 PM tom i was just doing as i was told it was young chesney (jammer) that asked for the poll to be set up
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 05:37:01 PM Now now Mr Ironside. This is the original thread:
http://www.comeonboro.com/blondepoker/forum/index.php?topic=1266.15 I don't see anyone asking you to put up a thread. You did it all by yourself. Ironside's ya man RED!!! ;) :D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 29, 2005, 05:45:51 PM ironside! How could you do this to RED-DOG!!??!!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 29, 2005, 05:47:56 PM sorry my mistake it was jammer that started the idea aided my snoopy and snoopys idea to start the poll
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: RED-DOG on August 29, 2005, 05:51:40 PM I have seen the evidence, the prosecution rests
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 29, 2005, 05:52:16 PM Have a pillow Mr Prosecutor
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 29, 2005, 05:53:15 PM yeah rests with charges on jammer and snoopy with help from kev and robert
all i was doing was my job ps wasnt my idea to get you to dye you hair either Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 05:56:25 PM yeah rests with charges on jammer and snoopy with help from kev and robert all i was doing was my job ps wasnt my idea to get you to dye you hair either OBJECTION!!! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 29, 2005, 05:57:23 PM Objectionable!!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 11:18:49 PM Wouldn't it be fun if Roberthm went blonde too? ;) :-X
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 29, 2005, 11:31:17 PM >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 11:40:28 PM ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Don't wanna leave u out ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 29, 2005, 11:47:53 PM I can't got to court looking silly.
It's alright for RED-DOG to look silly not me ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 29, 2005, 11:49:35 PM I thought u USED to be a brief. Or am I mistaken?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Ironside on August 30, 2005, 12:07:14 AM I can't got to court looking silly. It's alright for RED-DOG to look silly not me ;D ;D ;D but you can put on that stupid wig you guys wear Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Robert HM on August 30, 2005, 01:14:09 AM I thought u USED to be a brief. Or am I mistaken? Yes, very much. Unless you know something I don't. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Colchester Kev on August 30, 2005, 01:26:29 AM After seeing Red's camp looking pic on pokerstars, i said he looked like the drummer from Frankie goes to hollywood...and here is the proof :)
(http://newwaveinparis.free.fr/paulr.jpg) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 30, 2005, 12:29:06 PM That's Paul Rutherford, the dancer from Frankie...not the drummer
Mind you, remembering Red Dog's stars picture, it seems particularly apt. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 30, 2005, 12:34:45 PM You are worryingly well-informed about FGTH Tight End......
And as it happens, I see Red-Dog more as a Holly Johnson type......... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 30, 2005, 12:55:49 PM Embarrassingly they were the first band I ever saw in concert as a spotty 14 year old. Thing was, it turns out I sang more notes than them the entire evening
Fortunately my musical and concert going tastes have improved since then I see Red Dog as Marc Almond circa 1981 with tache actually, more than Holly Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on August 30, 2005, 01:02:46 PM I don't agree - Holly's effeminate nature is more in keeping with Red. Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: TightEnd on August 30, 2005, 01:11:15 PM and Marc Almond is the height of masculinity!!!
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on August 30, 2005, 06:01:53 PM I'd say there were a couple of Frankie-Dogs in there.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/frankie_goes_to_hollywood.jpg) Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on September 02, 2005, 06:35:01 PM Any update on blondedog?
Was the deed done today? Can't wait to see the results. :D Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: North Angel on September 02, 2005, 06:46:51 PM I'd say there were a couple of Frankie-Dogs in there. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/frankie_goes_to_hollywood.jpg) PHWOARRRRRRRRR @ Mark O'Toole Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Trace on September 02, 2005, 06:54:32 PM Which one is he?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: North Angel on September 02, 2005, 07:04:18 PM 2nd from the right
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: Trace on September 02, 2005, 07:05:24 PM I was hoping you'd say that.
I 2nd that PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on September 02, 2005, 07:33:12 PM Those taches not doin it for you then, ladies? 8) :P
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: tikay on September 02, 2005, 07:53:25 PM 2nd from the right - is that a boy or a girl?
Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: North Angel on September 02, 2005, 07:54:39 PM 2nd from the right - is that a boy or a girl? Ok who needs specsavers now..... Title: Re: red dogs twin Post by: snoopy1239 on September 21, 2005, 09:04:10 PM RED-DOG's got a game on the Internet.
Click here to play. http://www.carolgeescandles.com/games/index.php It's awesome fun. ~: ~: ~: ... sort of |