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Question: who is red dogs twin?
red"magnum"dog - 7 (9.3%)
red "spit" dog - 24 (32%)
red "chuchke"dog - 12 (16%)
red "plumbing" dog - 7 (9.3%)
red "dictator" dog - 8 (10.7%)
all the above - 17 (22.7%)
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« Reply #225 on: August 23, 2005, 03:20:54 PM »
My Mam and Dad wrote down the story of their early lives, to leave to us kids as a sort of record/heirloom, they are the two most unlikley writers you could ever meet

Lo and behold, someone got interested and it was published in two slim volumes
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« Reply #226 on: August 23, 2005, 03:33:24 PM »
Quote from: tikay on August 23, 2005, 01:38:13 PM

That's twice I've asked who Chesney is, & 27 times someone has posted "I am the one and only".

RED CARD for Mikky t. Sorry about that Mikky, but I will not have my authority challenged. Do you know who I am?

i am the one and only
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« Reply #227 on: August 23, 2005, 04:21:05 PM »
Quote from: ironside on August 23, 2005, 03:33:24 PM

i am the one and only

It's turning into a bad 80's remake of Spartacus in here.

Mind you I'd rather be crucuifed than claim to be Chesney Hawkes  Wink

RE Spartacus, loved the story that was doing the rounds about one of Kirk Douglas' sons (the crap one) doing stand-up in London. He was struggling & the hecklers were slagging him. He lost the plot & shouted out "DO you know who I am? I'm Kirk Douglas' son!!".

Cue heckler standing up and shouting "NO, I'm Kirk Douglas' son!!", then another then another.

Exit the real Mr Douglas - stage left  Grin
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« Reply #228 on: August 23, 2005, 04:25:50 PM »
Comic: "let's take some topical suggestions from the audience"
Punter: "get off?
Comic: "That's not topical"
Punter: "get off now"
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« Reply #229 on: August 23, 2005, 04:31:41 PM »
Comic, dying on his arse, being heckled by, among others, a blind guy, suddenly the blind guy stands up and shouts "FU** OFF!!!" a deathly silence decends, blind guy enquires, "has he gone?"
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« Reply #230 on: August 23, 2005, 04:49:10 PM »
Or the not getting a good reaction, "What do you want me to put on then?"

"Your Jacket!"
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« Reply #231 on: August 23, 2005, 04:50:13 PM »
Chubby brown to heckler.... "was your mother a weightlifter?... she must have been to raise a dumbell like you"
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« Reply #232 on: August 23, 2005, 05:09:06 PM »
I liked one of Billy Connoly's "You should have an agent Pal, why sit there in the dark handling yourself?"
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« Reply #233 on: August 23, 2005, 06:32:00 PM »
Just got in from work saw the Bennett Pic and nearly P***ed myself

Cheers Kev cheered my bad day up no end.

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« Reply #234 on: August 23, 2005, 06:57:09 PM »
Bill Bryson = Excellent

Have you read 'A Walk in the Woods'.... It made me cry with laughter
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« Reply #235 on: August 23, 2005, 06:59:23 PM »
Quote from: Newportlad on August 23, 2005, 06:57:09 PM
Bill Bryson = Excellent

Have you read 'A Walk in the Woods'.... It made me cry with laughter

Yes, and 'Notes from a small island'
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« Reply #236 on: August 23, 2005, 08:31:21 PM »
I'm listening to Chesney Hawkes on my ipod.

 Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy
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« Reply #237 on: August 23, 2005, 09:08:17 PM »
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Comic, dying on his arse, being heckled by, among others, a blind guy, suddenly the blind guy stands up and shouts "FU** OFF!!!" a deathly silence decends, blind guy enquires, "has he gone?"

You are too good for this place Tom. Unbelievable!
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« Reply #238 on: August 23, 2005, 10:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 04:50:13 PM
Chubby brown to heckler.... "was your mother a weightlifter?... she must have been to raise a dumbell like you"

I saw chubby in brum a couple of years ago and he was heckled from the crowd.
He stormed off stage and refused to come back on........what a muppet
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« Reply #239 on: August 23, 2005, 10:41:40 PM »
Quote from: ifm on August 23, 2005, 10:38:59 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on August 23, 2005, 04:50:13 PM
Chubby brown to heckler.... "was your mother a weightlifter?... she must have been to raise a dumbell like you"

I saw chubby in brum a couple of years ago and he was heckled from the crowd.
He stormed off stage and refused to come back on........what a muppet

Bet that got the biggest laugh of the night.
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