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« Reply #1155 on: June 15, 2012, 07:39:51 PM » |
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Just sent the boys (twins 3 older one 5) upstairs for a bath. They ran into their older brothers room (who just turned 19) and I hear screams. This would be normally funny but I am pissed off I missed out "why does Daniels girl friend sleep nudey rudey dad?" Edit: with the last girl friend I had to shout him at 4 am telling him "Ffs Daniel if she is screaming like that she ain't enjoying it son". That one never came back either. Omg I could write a book. I just remembered one of his birds had to dump him because she was pregnant and did not want to put Daniel through it because she thought the father was black. Turns out to be the case too
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« Reply #1156 on: June 15, 2012, 11:00:13 PM » |
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Just sent the boys (twins 3 older one 5) upstairs for a bath. They ran into their older brothers room (who just turned 19) and I hear screams. This would be normally funny but I am pissed off I missed out "why does Daniels girl friend sleep nudey rudey dad?" Edit: with the last girl friend I had to shout him at 4 am telling him "Ffs Daniel if she is screaming like that she ain't enjoying it son". That one never came back either. Omg I could write a book. I just remembered one of his birds had to dump him because she was pregnant and did not want to put Daniel through it because she thought the father was black. Turns out to be the case too hahahaha I really don't know which part to highlight... Too funny....
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« Reply #1157 on: June 20, 2012, 03:54:30 PM » |
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Facebook, when it constantly indicates that you have a new message but then doesn't display it. Makes me all anxious and pissed that I may be missing something.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1158 on: June 20, 2012, 06:14:35 PM » |
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Summer use of public urinals wearing flip flops or sandals. I can just about live with the splash back on my own feet. What I can't handle is when I've stopped pissing and realise its the guy next to me hitting my feet
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« Reply #1159 on: June 20, 2012, 08:04:07 PM » |
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Topic: Things that piss you off! on you :p Summer use of public urinals wearing flip flops or sandals. I can just about live with the splash back on my own feet. What I can't handle is when I've stopped pissing and realise its the guy next to me hitting my feet
Those open air ones in London. Just wrong!
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life. J Lennon
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« Reply #1160 on: June 20, 2012, 08:21:19 PM » |
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My local Tesco not stocking wheat crunchies any more
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« Reply #1161 on: June 20, 2012, 08:33:30 PM » |
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Someone who works in a different part of the office walking past specifically because they wanted to drop a particularly pungent emission as far as possible from their desk.
Rough.
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"You must take your opponent into a deep, dark forest, where 2+2=5, and the path leading out is only wide enough for one"
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« Reply #1162 on: June 22, 2012, 12:11:54 PM » |
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Starting to eat an egg and discovering that the yolk is not runny. Doesn't apply to hard-boiled eggs obv!
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« Reply #1163 on: June 22, 2012, 04:47:39 PM » |
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The m6 like a carpark at 5pm stopping us northerners getting to dtd
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« Reply #1164 on: June 22, 2012, 04:57:47 PM » |
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Finding out you are intolerent to cheese at 28yrs old when you abso love that cheesey goodness! fml.
Although it does explain why I have felt completely shit pretty much my entire life.
Funny you say that, I found out late last year that I had some kind of thing where fizzy drinks (diet coke, coke, etc) give me headaches. Been getting them for a while and never thought it could be that. I cut them out for a bit as a tester and it seemed to improve. Went for lunch with a mate a few weeks later, forgot and had a pint of diet coke and had a cracking headache that evening. Good to find it out.
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« Reply #1165 on: June 22, 2012, 05:18:28 PM » |
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« Reply #1166 on: June 22, 2012, 10:45:54 PM » |
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Going on holiday and it rains/thunders for 95% of the time I'm there
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« Reply #1167 on: June 23, 2012, 03:28:43 PM » |
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Cycle club cyclists who ride down busy roads two abreast without the thought of other road users. I'd love to run the fkers over.
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« Reply #1168 on: June 23, 2012, 05:13:47 PM » |
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Cycle club cyclists who ride down busy roads two abreast without the thought of other road users. I'd love to run the fkers over.
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« Reply #1169 on: June 23, 2012, 05:43:46 PM » |
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Cycle club cyclists who ride down busy roads two abreast without the thought of other road users. I'd love to run the fkers over.
If they ride two abreast you have to treat them like a slow vehicle, but you can pass them when there's nothing coming the other way. If they ride single file, you can pass them even if there is something coming the other way, but you have to squeeze past. Not pleasant. (You should know, you're a cyclist). When I go out, if I ride near the curb drivers always try to squeeze past even if there is a bollard in the road making it too narrow. God forbid they should have to slow down for 3 seconds.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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