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« Reply #30 on: July 07, 2009, 01:24:54 AM » |
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just seems to me that if they're going to do a citizenship test it should be more geared around social and cultural stuff: local customs, etiquette, that kind of thing. Found it very Bizarre!
Quite right. Don't stand on the left on an escalator. Don't queue-jump. That's about it. there should also be sections about how to make a nice cup of tea, and resisting the urge to make eye contact with or talk to fellow passengers on the tube.  The most sensible question of the lot! |
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I must refrain from falling in love with my hole cards!
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« Reply #31 on: July 07, 2009, 01:59:55 AM » |
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if you get a little book to revise from maybe this is a sneaky way of weeding out stupid foreigners
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« Reply #32 on: July 07, 2009, 02:44:06 AM » |
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14/24.
Some of those questions are like the jackpot questions they put on quiz machines when they want to screw you.
Like how many baked beans has someone eaten in an hour?
A: 336789212
B:336789213
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And with maybe more relevance to citizenship..
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« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2009, 05:02:09 AM » |
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They get to study the bookie before the test.
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9/24 btw
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #35 on: July 07, 2009, 05:04:04 AM » |
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just seems to me that if they're going to do a citizenship test it should be more geared around social and cultural stuff: local customs, etiquette, that kind of thing. Found it very Bizarre!
Quite right. Don't stand on the left on an escalator. Don't queue-jump. That's about it. there should also be sections about how to make a nice cup of tea Fry Up, and resisting the urge to make eye contact with or talk to fellow passengers on the tube. FYP |
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« Reply #36 on: July 07, 2009, 07:36:05 AM » |
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How many tax pennies went into making the the ridiculous idea of a citizenship test even more pointless than it already was?
PS 12/24
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« Reply #37 on: July 07, 2009, 08:18:15 AM » |
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if its a UK citizenship test there has be a section on the weather too!
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« Reply #38 on: July 07, 2009, 09:14:15 AM » |
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12/24 gg wp
i'll turn off the light as i leave..............................
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« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2009, 09:15:55 AM » |
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if its a UK citizenship test there has be a section on moaning about the weather too!
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2009, 11:22:54 AM » |
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24/24 wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 9/24 really  |
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« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2009, 12:10:57 PM » |
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They're probably just gonna sneak back in on the back of a lorryl so lets write any old shit.
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« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2009, 12:41:50 PM » |
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You have failed the practice citizenship test.
Questions answered correctly: 11 out of 24 (46%) (I got 3 half right, so I'm giving myself an extra point or two for fun = 13)
Time taken: 04 minutes 50 seconds
Ooops. Just hope they aren't waiting for me at the border.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2009, 01:36:49 PM » |
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You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%) The time available is very long given that most of the  are either know or don't know. I suspect that you might be allowed reference material in the exam, in which case its just a test of reading rather than knowledge. |
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« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2009, 02:55:38 PM » |
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You have failed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%) The time available is very long given that most of the are either know or don't know. I suspect that you might be allowed reference material in the exam, in which case its just a test of reading rather than knowledge. |
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