Tough on bad beats, tough on the causes of bad beats! You know it makes sense...

Dave, I'm warming to you, you know!

Will look into the P4C thing - I don't think they've ever approached us.

just play off your laptop tikay, even if you're still playing live we all have faith in your ability to bluff at two tables simultaneously!

I think we should draw the curtains on this one quite quickly!!!

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I've never been to Scotland but I will have a deep fried mars bar when I get there, although I don't think it's safe to eat more than 25% of one. The battered pizza also intrigues but only to the extent of my "I'll try anything twice" approach (doesn't apply to cauliflower, brussel sprouts or betting into Yo-Yo!)

but you can't find a deep fried mars bar within a thousand miles of Vegas!!!

Now sing..."You've got to ac-centuate the positive..." 

ironside, I'm sure we can do a running ante but I don't know how popular it would be.

Dave, believe me, all this travelling takes its toll on you after a while - just look at tikay!

Well it's actually a very complicated series of levers and pulleys. As a failsafe, there's a series of leaky buckets of water used to time the levels...

Dave, I can't play our satellites as I'll be over there looking after our players, although if I have time (and turn this week's winning streak into a fortnight!) I'll play the $1000 tourney towards the end.

Rest assured, I'll look out for davebhoy and pull the right levers at the right time

also qualifying the best players; scott gray (short handed event), julian gardner, karabiner... 

Yes Dave - fearlessly offering the best WSOP satellites anywhere online! (now if that doesn't deserve a yellow card, I don't know what does) 

well i'll sort out whatever format you want if the vote goes the right way Right, I'd better get back to kissing hands and shaking babies...

There's new market up for next Sunday's final on Betfair. ariston, Buzzer (Thomas Bihl) and RayVon included so far. We'll add tikay for you all to lay heavily if he's able to play from Norway.

Someone has backed ariston at quite a short price already!!! What was that Red Dog was saying on another thread about burning money?

yeah. i'll even make it 2000 starting chips if you fancy an absolute epic but the rewards wouldn't justify that unless you made it at least 50 which might turn one or two people off.