blonde poker forum

anyone fancy a go?

 yeah why not

i will give it a go ;-)

what time?

22.00 by the server clock, first empty table

ok...anymore fish in ?

just pm'd a couple of others, lets see

OOOOOOOOOO that must mean I'm not a fish...  lol

I will donate - dont know why cant hit a thing today.

Fishiest fish ever  rotflmfao

Ooooooooooo ... newest member...is that Steve do you think Trace?

I refuse to bite  and besides I'm going to bed soon, up for work at 7am, and
I deffo need my beauty sleep.

sit now !!!

come on fish

sleep tight Trace xx

Sorry Guys, just missed this. I'd only have taken your money though.....

I will be in the next one if there is space...

Hey I will be able to start another very soon.

Bloody calling station and it wasn't even Robert.

 :hello:

PMSL  Suze I've only JUST seen this - I think I need new glasses.

Steve who?

I think she is referring to pokerblue new blonde member, pokerblues from VC.

Ang x x

Aahhhh  got ya  - thanks Ange - I only think of him as pb  lol

Anyone up for it?    If not its back to Heads-Up land for me 

In about 10 mins?

count me in ...

Sorry Trace just seen this lol

Yes I meant pokerblues (thx Ang)

ok, I am suppose to be studying, but what the hell. I am in

now!!!

Wait for me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made it  8)

Anymore?   I am now Sark1979.   My Blonde was running slow.  I made a switch for VC.    No idea why it sometimes freezes up on me, it may be because it was very hot today. 

 :hello:

 :hello: :hello:

he he - just wanted to say love the dance settee reference no flops - brings back happy memories of hungover Sunday morning TV!

Now?

ok

beddy byes time for me - have fun!

Just for you then. :)

Stew: Hello, I am Stewart Lee

Rich: And I am the Lord of the dance settee

Stew: Are you? Are you the Lord of the dance settee?

Rich(staccato fashion): Yes, I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SETTEE.

Stew: Saying it in a staccato fashion doesnt make it any more true. Are you the lord of the dance settee?

Rich: NO! I'm the Baron of the mime stool.

Stew: Are you?

Rich: NO! I'm the earl of the experimental theatre futon.

Stew:Are you?

Rich:No, I'm Richard Herring and I hold no dominion over any kind of performing arts based furniture.

Stew: Good

Rich: You never let me win...

Unusual priest: I said unto a fool
"If you sow rye, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "rye"
I said unto the fool
"And if your sow wheat, what shall you reap?"
and the fool replied, "wheat"
And I said unto the fool
"And if you sow anger, you shall reap anger"
But the fool replied
"No. Becuase in your example rye and wheat
were plant seeds and therefore follow the natural
laws of physics, whereas anger is a metaphysical
property so there is no proof that it shoud act
accordingly."
And I said unto him
"Oh it will actually"
And thus the fool left.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao  Thank you - that had me in stitches!!!

Good game folks.  Sorry I couldn't respond after being knocked out.  Dodgy connection.... again.

Don't think it was just you, tribeca fell over

That was the funniest thing to happen for ages. The network goes down and there are only 3 of us at the table, me , flops and another guy. He is raising and playing it fast whilst flops and I are trying to wait. He is getting really angry then Flops takes him out , he goes ballistic . Brilliant.

Was it Hrvatski? He gets wound up so easily?

Yeah, he says he going to report us for collusion. Though I think it's infinitely more likely that he'll get a chat-ban.

Yeah , he was livid. For some reason noflops and I are still connected but we are sitting out cos we're gents......

Disappointing to see the guy who was disconnected come back and immediately try start stealing mine and Jezza blinds while we were sitting out. :D

LMAO

You were silly to wait for him.

It was funny when he raised Jezza for his last few hundred chips with kings and Jezza had aces though.

Yes, I was already chuckling when he came back and pinched the blinds. I laughed out loud at the KK vs AA!

C'mon then folks dead $ here come and get it!!

Who is up for one in 10 mins or so?

ok  got to win this HU then I will be with you

go for it Sark, good luck, tell us when you're done

Yep - I am

ok.  i am done.  lucky fish hit a straight. 

there is one now

I'm in, what stakes you people play? (low stakes here) Nevermind it has $5 in title  :D

So speed, turbo or extended?

there is a $5 extended with 2 seated- arewe going for that one or waiting for next?

$5 extended

it's getting full now - next one?

Ye next one.

ok  next

$5 9 seater extended is the battle field.

There is one filling up now, leave it and go fo the next one. I'll sit as it opens

Am in a game at the mo but will do the next one if your still playing guys
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

I am cl in a tourney on (shock) another site, will be over as soon as I finish decimating the field :)

Good game guys/gals, I think I closed table by mistake  before saying gg :blonde:

Yep n1 mate.  You and Suz outplayed me there.  Next time  :D

I cant play two tables on Blonde .  It is hard flicking around between them.  Is there a way to fit them both on the same screen ?   they are big

only by changing your resolution

Yeh it can be a pain, especially with the sound on too. Don't think you can do anything about it though. Someone else will know more....

Do  Blonde have regular MTT's for blonde only?

ok  ty 

Anyone up for another?  ;karabiner;

I'm up for one in 10 mins or so if anyone is around

I'm going in the next one if anyone wants to join me

sorry can't  just yet .  maybe later if anyone is still around .  i am waiting for a delivery

OK - I'm sat here on my own if anyone want to keep me company!

Anybody fancy one?

Count me in

2

3

whoops, just finished it lvarc, just as well, I was in the mood to win and had the luck to go with it. These tables really are boring without blondes in them

Shelly, Sark, Heid, anyody else fancy a go?

I'm playing 2 tables at the moment but will try to find you when I've finished

ok chuck

anyone else?

I'll play . I promise to go easy on you....

I'm there !

where?

Shall we sit?

OK

I'm going to sit on the next table if anyone's around...

i might join you there claw

only just seen this sorry,you lot still playing??

who wants my last 5 bucks ? playin on paddy, $5 extended , couple of places left...

there was 4 now theres me... :D

Aww i dont have paddy cambo but best of luck
xxxx

same game as on blonde, my $5 on ere turns into $22 who wants some of it?... hate this software really do, 4 players outs within the first 15 hands couldnt belive it

come on give me a challenge... 3 games played 2 1sts and a 2nd

Weird sort of game last night, first player out in the first hand, AK v AA, but then pretty normal until the bubble and it took 51 blooming hands to sort out who was going to get the honour of 4th place, at least the tightness of them helped me accumulate, ended up 2nd from short stack of 8.

There's a fair few of us logged on to blonde and not on the final table with those fish, who fancies a $5 extended?

 :hello:

:hello: :hello:

20.40 by the blondepoker site clock, ok?

ok im in....is that the first EMPTY table after 9.40?

seems good idea, yep

Nice idea with the Link from the bounty Robert.  :D

Sorry I cant just yet. I have to go and watch my washing machine on its spin cycle.  It is annoying but someone always has to watch it.  I will try and catch you later if you are all still around.  gl

errr you never fail to amaze me sark. Enjoy yourself.,

sat at next table on my own....

I declare I'm moving all in blind on Kev's BB but the fish decides to call me with his A3 and hits both. What a lucky mug!  ;goodvevil;

well you lasted longer in that one  8)

It's not fair everyone is picking on me.
 :(

 rotflmfao

Pffft I was straighting and flushing by the turn, plus I really did think you had 74off :D

anyone up for another?

Not me, just had the brief raise me 500 and I am all in with 1500 and he calls.
I have
 Ac Ad
he has
 Qc Kd
He gets a flop with
 Qh
And a river with
Qs
 ;fish;
good night.  :D

Any more going?  the spin cycle is all done.  My catch is broken and someone has to watch it.

Just logged out - gl if you find someone to play with.

ok  ty

Right I'm ready for another

ok then   bring it on.   when?

Im in name the time

next empty table

im sat 2 to ur right suz-puma13

Sorry robert,  i am having connection troubles 

Anyone keen for another?

yep

Kev, won't play though, he's scared of me

Haha im fired up now u boys have got nooooooooooo chance

sat

anyone playing?

I'm keen

im playin 1 just now but ill take a seat at next available 1 aswell

in as puma13

doesnt look like we are gettin much mate  :D

 :hello:

Have i missed it?? :blonde:

playin 2 just now cant cope with anymore! soon as im knocked out (which will b soon) ill take a seat in another

take ur seat ppl

no takers? ...a few seats left if ur quick

Right I've missed the above but fancy a game. Anyone?

k next game there im in..puma13

sat

where's ifm?

bog off

sorry I was worried about you, you were sitting there and then... you weren't

Here we go again.... anyone fancy a game in a few minutes?

im in

sat

I am in

Damn I was sorting out some papers and wanted to give peeps some warning, didn't think you would sit at once, ah well enjoy, I'll get the next one

Anyone fancy a game??

Im on serious tilt so my $$ dead.......honest  ;)

 :hello:

i do, next free one ?

Anyone else brave enough to take on us girlies?

go on then

Not sure if I'm brave enough........foolish enough maybe!   :respect:

come on guys you scared lol

What table, when? I'm a-waiting for you.

we're playing now tikay.  Having a nice chat about carry on films if you want to join in!

let me know when ur starting another

Has Claw/Redimp/Keith game finished?

Was reading posts and sound effects stopped...who won?

Anyone up for a game?

Claw trounced me heads up to win it. 

er...thought you were off to bed Suzanne?

anyone playing? ill sit at next one, tilting cos of last mtt game , someone callin my all in with kq when i had qq so dead money on the way

Was going to but im still up for donations...havent given enough to the poor and needy yet.

Ok Im going to sit at the next empty 5 ex after 2.30 on the server clock if anyone wants to join me

sat-puma13

awell 2 late just have to lose my money to someone else

awwwwwwww cambo glllllllllllllll xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

are you sitting suz?

sitting now

I will give it a miss tonight.  I am tired.  Good luck all ...   ok.. now I  see you both  gl

2nd again..........one day i will start winning...sigh