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Wednsday night sees my second of 5 contracted gigs for Poker Night Live.

I just about got away with it last week, but only thanks to all the e-mails & texts that the blondes sent in. (Although Mr Cool's "did you know tikay was my Dad?" got intercepted by the gallery...).
 
If you ain't too busy, more of the same this week please.

I feel I am representing blonde when on TV, & I have free rein, within reason, to mention blonde as often as I like.

So keep them rib-ticklers coming please.

My deal is only for 5 weeks, but whatever I do, (playing poker apart...) I try to do well, & I have a gritty resolve to do the 5 weeks as well as I can.

The Producer & Production Team all told me I did OK (well they would...), except I lost them a Welsh viewer, who thought I was rude to the Welsh & said he would never watch the show again. I was even ruder to the Scottish, Irish, French, & Liverpudlians, but, as ever, only in jest. Ooopps....

My "Co-Presenter" this week is Lynsay.

So, after a real pig of a day on blonde today, I am taking a day off tomorrow (Wednesday), 425 in the afternoon, & PNL in the evening. It has to be a better day than today!

Thanks guys.

rubbing hands in glee

Well he can't say he didn't ask for it!

Can we have some more Robert bashing please, makes good telly :D

Nooooooooo!!!

bugger the questions, just get me Lynsay's phone number


Unless she goes for "middle aged" men of course in which case good luck

But of course!

I can resist her, but can she resist me? Many have tried & failed.

tony make sure you do your hair before you go after today it will be greyer (is that a word) than usual

After today there is none left.

Just drop into McDonalds first.


Remember your hair dryer

For the love of Jehovah, get some decent kip beforehand.

i just remembered its meant to be a poker show who is going to offer the advice? and dont say you!!!! mind you lynsay she has only been playing a matter of weeks oh well better lynsay who has been playing a matter of weeks than grandad who goes all in with 82o

I'll be watching, as will my friends, Phat Ho, Phillip Hiscock and Stu Pidasol.

Here we go again


Love

Someone I use to work with called Theresa Wat.


Oh what fun we had.

Now that's good advice!

The yawn was the low point last week......Quality yawn though.

Just a reminder - I do need your help on this please.

Thanks!

For those of us who were missing in action last week, when is it on, and what's the email addy?

thanks red, i was just about to ask.

the email addy is poker@pokernightlive.co.uk

its on channel 844 at 10pm

the MTT that they pop in is on the prima network in tv tables starts at 9pm lets have a blonde invasion so that tikay (tonights expert LMAO) has to explain the moves we are making

wats the buy-in for the MTT Iron?

$10 +1$

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The Producer & Production Team all told me I did OK (well they would...), except I lost them a Welsh viewer, who thought I was rude to the Welsh & said he would never watch the show again. I was even ruder to the Scottish, Irish, French, & Liverpudlians, but, as ever, only in jest. Ooopps.... Quote



 :redcard:  Tikay you know the welsh are very sensative, you have to stop picking on us, I will try and think of a question that will give you back your credibility in Wales,

something like how many sheep do you own?

Pot ... Kettle... Black!!!

Great news, it was great viewing when Tikay was on PNL, cannot wait.

Good luck my son !

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Cool im in....(Jim-D)

ill give this a go, dont have sky so wont be able to watch the show tho,

im in the tournament as LEADBOOTS

think you can stream it from there websit

Right how do I get on the Prima network??

Help me!!

BET365  32Red,  Dreampoker.

I thought Prima was your preferred site Nem

He cant if he wants to play this tourney

I don't enjoy playing on Microgaming

I done a search on prima got a link to poker room and deposited $40 and nobody knew anything about a tourney shown on poker night live so put my cash back in net teller do they pick up on any other MTT's?

they only put on one MTT per night but they have aload of stt it all depends what they show

Is there anyway we can flood the play the expert table?

Iron's first typo of the day?

It's Channel 843 - that's EIGHT FOUR THREE.....

Lynsey & I are safely ensconced in the Studio, & we are ready to roll.

you will obviously need to make terrible calls raises etc

..and here's an interesting factoid.......

Did you know Lynsey is the "Traffic Report" Lady on Radio Five Live?

nopt really as they pick a table randomly and all the regulars are all trying to get on it

plus it will problery be lydnsay that will play tonight i think

Oh don't tempt me

Tikay,

What site will you be playing the STT on as the expert?

what time?

I never knew that, ask her what the M25 will be like tomorrow?  :D

We will let you know as soon as we know - & I don't know if it will be Lynsey or I that plays tonight's  Beat The Presenter jobbie.

GB all the sites play the same table so it makes no difference

gonna struggle to make it on the telly, KK beaten by AT

1.2k

She says she has no idea - she is not working tomorrow....

dont worry its twice my stack

lol was, my set loses to str8, about 600 chips now

Lynsey will be the player in tonight's Beat The Presenter, during which time they have asked me to "look after the shop". Good grief!

still twice my stack

lol out, AK vs AQ, o well best start thinking up some fun emails for tikay instead

It will be on Spin Palace at about 11pm, & Lynsey will play under the alias of...Lynsey Horn.

(Horn - Travel Reports?....)

i'll catch you on the stt's after i build my stack up to about 5k

Meanwhile, tonight's MTT will be on Purple Lounge at around 11pm, & there will be some interesting Prizes, including some fine wines.

Get on in!

I have sent a question in ....  oh man I hope they read it out ;)

any mention of Mc D's in the question?

Bit more subtle than that Iron, I didnt mention brand names...I dont want to give them an excuse not to read it ;)

Starts at 10.30pm
 
Purple Lounge Freeroll
 
1st prize - 2 months worth of fine wine, worth $1800 / or $750 cash
 
2nd - $300 credited to your poker account
 
3rd - T-shirt, CD and $20 credited to your account

ok i am in the freeroll not sure if i want a montsh supply of wine (which for me is about 50p) or the 750$ when i win

I too have reg'd for the freeroll, good luck blonde's !!

i got it streaming on the web, yipeeeeeeeeee

As I cant get this channel, i am posting my Question here ... please let me know if it makes it onto the show :)

Dear Lynsey

Please can you ask the elderly gentleman (with the banana milkshake hair) for his advice on how to play the "Bubble" stages of a comp, should you slow down and wait for others to do the work for you, or should you play aggressively and take advantage of others fearing the "Bubble"


Ps. Can I have a signed photo of you for my collection.... And can I have one of that old geezer so i can put it in my window to scare burglars away.

Very best wishes to you Lynsey

Lots of love

Colchester Kev

xxxxx

You can watch it on the web Kev.
At PokerZone i think?

kiv is on dial up

i am helping the blonde assault on the freeroll

Excellent, how many blondes are involved in the assault?

Watching this stt on pokernight live and is a shocking strucutre, lol blinds doubling

I am waiting for an activation code, taking too long.

i am playing a $20 stt once i finish i will play the purple freeroll (allready registered)

just flopped quads queens when a 3 flush hit the turn and 3 to straight on river i thought i might get a little action from the other 3 in pot but not a single bet i was a little annoyed

activation code takes 3 seconds better check your junk mail folder

It has not been sent

just done your question kev, the woman was pissing herslelf laughing

did you see tikays face when she said it was from colchester kev

Dear lord, laughed so hard i went all-in with pocket 2's, oooppsss.

 >:?

Right am on the table with the expert.  I hope I don't bomb out early doors youw ill know who I am!  :D

My question is on the way.
 :)up

gutted i missed Kev's question

i am in the freeroll finally

upto 2050

oops I'm out!! 

Terrible play by me!

Im down to the final 9 in that earlier MTT and I feel like im going crazy as we have a table of 5 and a table of 4 and im puzzled as to why the tables aint merged, Until...........someone points out were 8 handed :D

man those blinds were murder goto 2400 but i still only had 1 move as the blinds are 150/300 went all in with 9s ran into 10s

email sent...

 ;goodvevil;

Anyway first and last venture onto the prurple room - don't like it wont be back!

Can someone tell Tikay that there are only 3 people connected at that table!!!!!!!!!

he got it eventually, must have been whispered in the earpiece after this comment,


he has 1/2 a big blind and has just passed AJ, what was he thinking??

Dear god, Tikay in a dress???

You know you should'nt, but you just got to look if he sticks by his word.

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They're very aggresive.

He's gotta stick to that one LOL, did you hear him trying to get out of it by claiming snappit was disconnected.
Keep digging Tikay, but get one of those floral, off the shoulder numbers out of the wardrobe :D

Was quick thinking on Tikay's part,

"Obviously Snappit was disconnected there"

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 :kiv:

i just won the 2nd beat the presenter stt that lyndsay played not sure if they will show the first or 2nd

I'd like to hear more about the West Coast of Edinburgh where Tikay spent such a lovely time.

Tikay misread on  Kh Kd, called them rockets.  :D

Well done my son, nice one ! !

 ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; ;applause;

Robert the donkey LMAO

"naff off Ian" to quote the man

Ahhhh. THAT Robert!


Oops!!!

lol, he loves your travel reports then and so do I !

 :D

Can someone e-mail  bannana man this, he's going to need a JCB if he keeps it up!!

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Yes its near Glecoe

Ach he's doing a grand job really.

Agree but don't give him time to catch breath lol

id like to answer that honestly but its a set up, lol

woooohoooooooooo gooooooooooo Ironside xxxxxxx

Woooooo Lynsay isn't a mackem!!!


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 ;tk; 's face when Ironside won.

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Ironside the walking dictionary who writes spell checker progs???????

I totally agree about beginners learning PL first.

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Language!!!

anymore of that and its an instant ban

ps i thought i played all my hands very well i knew exactly where i was all the time

We need to bombard them with emails demanding to know if Tikay is gonna honour his promise to wear a dress tomorrow and publish the pictures, already sent mine ;)

Did you win it then, left the screen as i could'nt watch your appauling display no more!

i missed that promise

what was it about?

what you mean appauling which hand would you of played differently then fish?

Player A had aces and Player B (snappit) flopped 2 pair with 6 3, snappit raised and the aces reraised, Tikay said "if snappit passes here i'll wear a dress tomorrow", guess what? :D

lyndsay just laughed at matt674


ok email about the dress about to be sent

Sent lol

oops i think i meant ITC not icc mind you it just aint cricket

Oh dear, who left his phone on??

I was gonna say, everyone text him but i fear it's now off, bugger.

i blame tikay for phoning me up during the break to slagg off my play of the quads

tikays chat up line,

look at your accent, thats a bad beat!

Do you think they're ignoring our emails??

"do you get complaints about your accent" lol

Probably, the old man has had enough  ;tk;

i mentioned it when he phoned me he is claiming that he is getting out of it on a techincallity as he reckons snappit was disconected

Robert shall I let him borrow your "How to make friends and influence people" book ?

Might as well, it didn't do me any good

For shame  ;tk;, we all know "Snappit" was not disconected my son.

Guys, to be serious, thanks for all the e-mails, they helped me get through what was, in truth, a daunting experience.

Lowlights - were......

Forgetting to turn off my 'phone, & some numpty sending me a text whilst on Live TV. Own up, Iron.

Iron "winning" the Beat the Presenter thing. Quad 3's indeed.

The question from Kev.

Highlights? Only one winner there.

Robert being described as an Estate Agent!

Think you have done an admirable job on PNL Tikay, certainly been a highlight of televisual entertainment for the past couple of weeks.

Good luck for the next 3 shows.

i never sent the text tikay untill after the show

as for the quad 3s in an early stt i slow played qq into a flop of Q7Q and got no action at all atleast with the 3's i got paid

I have only just recovered from watching that stt. I was cheering you on with every play and couldn't believe when the quad 3's came up. Thought there might be more posts recognising your talented performance, but well done from me anyway.  :respect: ;applause;
As for Tikays reaction when you won, absolute classic tv.
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