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Title: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: marcro on May 10, 2006, 02:52:36 PM I came across this blog report on Tiffany Williams at last years Main event which I found very amusing:
http://wickedchopspoker.blogs.com/my_weblog/2005/11/tiffany_william.html Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: matt674 on May 10, 2006, 03:14:00 PM Just wait til you see this years installment.
"How a monkey won the WSOP main event........." :D Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: matt674 on May 10, 2006, 03:15:41 PM oops, am i allowed to say that in advance?
wouldn't want anyone to think that poker is rigged!! ;goodvevil; Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: MrMoves on May 10, 2006, 03:17:36 PM I don't often get called a monkey.
It's usually much more abusive. Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: ariston on May 10, 2006, 04:29:50 PM a monkey goes into a florists and asks for some bananas, "sorry sir we are a florist we dont sell bananas"
The next day the monkey goes in and again asks for bananas " I told you yesterday, we don't don bananas, we are a florists" The next day in walks monkey and again asks for bananas "look you stupid simeon, the next time you ask me for bananas I'm gonna nail your hands to the counter, WE DON'T SELL BANANAS!" Next day in walks monkey and cheerfully asks if they sell nails, confused the florist says no, "you got any bananas then?" :D Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: matt674 on May 10, 2006, 04:34:00 PM a monkey goes into a florists and asks for some bananas, "sorry sir we are a florist we dont sell bananas" The next day the monkey goes in and again asks for bananas " I told you yesterday, we don't don bananas, we are a florists" The next day in walks monkey and again asks for bananas "look you stupid simeon, the next time you ask me for bananas I'm gonna nail your hands to the counter, WE DON'T SELL BANANAS!" Next day in walks monkey and cheerfully asks if they sell nails, confused the florist says no, "you got any bananas then?" :D ;D :)up Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: mjrevie on May 10, 2006, 05:06:50 PM a monkey goes into a florists and asks for some bananas, "sorry sir we are a florist we dont sell bananas" The next day the monkey goes in and again asks for bananas " I told you yesterday, we don't don bananas, we are a florists" The next day in walks monkey and again asks for bananas "look you stupid simeon, the next time you ask me for bananas I'm gonna nail your hands to the counter, WE DON'T SELL BANANAS!" Next day in walks monkey and cheerfully asks if they sell nails, confused the florist says no, "you got any bananas then?" :D I told a pal this joke over MSN and it really provoked a nice philosophical discussion. Dont say that Blonde isnt thought provoking. You can tell its 5 and knocking off time for most people. Arguments and discussions get more sophisticated as the day goes on It starts with me telling the punchline of the joke. Caution, some poor language at times!!! NY = says: Next day in walks monkey and cheerfully asks if they sell nails, confused the florist says no, "you got any bananas then?" maire says: heard it, except it was a duck, grapes and a bar NY = says: why woiuld a duck want grapes? maire says: your telling a joke with a TALKING duck/monkey and you wonder why it wants grapes? NY = says: yeah maire says: how about wondering how the fuck the duck is talking insted of its fucking diet. maybe its a fucking helth freak NY = says: but why grapes? why not pears? i think the talking part is not the essential part of the joke its more the entree to the main event, which, in your case, is the grapes maire says: i'd say the nails are the most important thing in the joke. why the fuck is the monkey looking for bananas in a florist? NY = says: thats the point of the joke you f**king idiot NY = says: if he went into a fruit shop they would have the bananas maire says: so he's knowingly going in for something that they dont have. therefor it the object that he wants is of no concequnce. he knows he cant get it. therefor it doesnt matter what he wants. grapes, bananas peanuts it doesn't matter, he knows he's not going to get it so it doesn't matter if he wants it or not. your the f**king idiot NY = says: he wants the bananas but if he went into a fruit shop it wouldnt make for a great joke maire says: he's not going in for something he wants.he's going in for something they dont have. thats his rouse. if he really wanted the bananas then he would, as you have said, gone to the fruit shop NY = says: maybe their is no fruit shop on his way from his house to his place of work? maire says: then why go in three times. if he's intelligent enough to speak then he's intelligent to know that a flower shop doesn't sell fruit. at least after the first time he asks. you've lost, give it up NY = says: look this debate is over. The talking part is not important. the object he wants generates interest in the joke. monkeys want bananas. Why would a duck want a grape?? thats my point maire says: your point is mute. you have not grasped the joke, and on a side note many would argue that the abstractness of a duck asking for grapes adds to the humour of the joke NY = says: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: matt674 on May 10, 2006, 07:05:59 PM a monkey goes into a florists and asks for some bananas, "sorry sir we are a florist we dont sell bananas" The next day the monkey goes in and again asks for bananas " I told you yesterday, we don't don bananas, we are a florists" The next day in walks monkey and again asks for bananas "look you stupid simeon, the next time you ask me for bananas I'm gonna nail your hands to the counter, WE DON'T SELL BANANAS!" Next day in walks monkey and cheerfully asks if they sell nails, confused the florist says no, "you got any bananas then?" :D I told a pal this joke over MSN and it really provoked a nice philosophical discussion. Dont say that Blonde isnt thought provoking. You can tell its 5 and knocking off time for most people. Arguments and discussions get more sophisticated as the day goes on It starts with me telling the punchline of the joke. Caution, some poor language at times!!! NY = says: Next day in walks monkey and cheerfully asks if they sell nails, confused the florist says no, "you got any bananas then?" maire says: heard it, except it was a duck, grapes and a bar NY = says: why woiuld a duck want grapes? maire says: your telling a joke with a TALKING duck/monkey and you wonder why it wants grapes? NY = says: yeah maire says: how about wondering how the fuck the duck is talking insted of its fucking diet. maybe its a fucking helth freak NY = says: but why grapes? why not pears? i think the talking part is not the essential part of the joke its more the entree to the main event, which, in your case, is the grapes maire says: i'd say the nails are the most important thing in the joke. why the fuck is the monkey looking for bananas in a florist? NY = says: thats the point of the joke you f**king idiot NY = says: if he went into a fruit shop they would have the bananas maire says: so he's knowingly going in for something that they dont have. therefor it the object that he wants is of no concequnce. he knows he cant get it. therefor it doesnt matter what he wants. grapes, bananas peanuts it doesn't matter, he knows he's not going to get it so it doesn't matter if he wants it or not. your the f**king idiot NY = says: he wants the bananas but if he went into a fruit shop it wouldnt make for a great joke maire says: he's not going in for something he wants.he's going in for something they dont have. thats his rouse. if he really wanted the bananas then he would, as you have said, gone to the fruit shop NY = says: maybe their is no fruit shop on his way from his house to his place of work? maire says: then why go in three times. if he's intelligent enough to speak then he's intelligent to know that a flower shop doesn't sell fruit. at least after the first time he asks. you've lost, give it up NY = says: look this debate is over. The talking part is not important. the object he wants generates interest in the joke. monkeys want bananas. Why would a duck want a grape?? thats my point maire says: your point is mute. you have not grasped the joke, and on a side note many would argue that the abstractness of a duck asking for grapes adds to the humour of the joke NY = says: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz All i wanted was a banana :'( Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: ariston on May 10, 2006, 11:54:23 PM we don't do bananas
Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: Pab on May 10, 2006, 11:57:58 PM have some grapes instead
Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: Claw75 on May 11, 2006, 12:01:42 AM I'm just thankful the poor monkey didn't try his luck in a hardware shop
Title: Re: How to get to 15th in the WSOP Main Event Post by: stallyon on May 11, 2006, 08:55:34 AM |