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Title: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 10, 2006, 06:51:00 PM This made me chucle, when my mistake was pointed out to me.
Anyway my dog was in the ver yesterday for a small operation, he had a couple of wards removed from his ear that where really causing him problems. He was fine yesterday if not a little drowsy. Anyway this morning or afternoon when I woke up I realised he had been scratching his ear and had burst two of his stitches and there was a bit of blood. I cleaned him up and bathed it in salt water and I gave my Ma a call at work to see if there was anything else I should do. She said there is vream in one of the drawers in the kitche called Neo-sporran ( I never heard that today) Anyway I looks through the drawers and finds cream of some sort I reads part of the tube FAST, soothing relief from pain, itching and discomfort ....... with local anaesthetic Eureka I think and appys it to the dogs ear. For the past few hours he ain't scratched the ear and seemed ok. Then about 15 mins ago my Ma decides she is going to bathe the poor dogs ear again and says where did you put that cream so I goes and gets it. She points out that I put on Germoloids - cream for piles!! See the bit above : FAST, soothing relief from pain, itching and discomfort ....... (I missed out the last bit) of Haemorrhoids! :blonde: The poor dog. Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: LukieD on May 10, 2006, 06:56:40 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Absolutely hilarious! Nearly choked on my drink! Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: vinni on May 10, 2006, 07:25:11 PM nice on lmfao ;applause; rotflmfao
Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: brad.strider on May 10, 2006, 07:51:56 PM it seems to have worked, keep using it :D
Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: Robert HM on May 10, 2006, 08:06:07 PM did you pile it on?
Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 10, 2006, 08:32:42 PM it seems to have worked, keep using it :D That was my line of thought as well! Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: steeley68 on May 10, 2006, 10:54:07 PM That's just like you - ya muppet! rotflmfao
Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: Trace on May 11, 2006, 09:34:50 AM Haemorrhoid ointment shrinks haemorrhoids - is your dogs ear the same size as the other one still?
rotflmfao Nice one! The rich and famous use haemorrhoid cream under their eyes to shrink their bags!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ewww! lol Title: Re: My Poor Dog - Blonde Moment Post by: Rod Paradise on May 11, 2006, 09:52:18 AM did you pile it on? ;applause; rotflmfao |