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Title: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 11, 2006, 03:19:15 PM
Following on from the success of the best XI post here is one to get you all thinking.

This is a walk in the park for Celtic fans who seen there team decimated during a baron spell that lasted longer than I care to remember.

Here go's with mine.

Muggleston
Gillespie
Galloway
Whyte
O'Neill

Slater
Grant
Blinker

Biggins
Brattbaak
Cascarino


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 03:29:46 PM
GK: Bobby Mimms

RB: Dean Austiin
LB: Justin Edinburgh
CB: John Scales
CB: Ramon Vega

LM: Rosental
RM: Dominguez
CM: Vinny Samways
CM: David Howells

FC: Rebrov
FC: Chris Armstrong


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 11, 2006, 03:31:05 PM
Nah.....

Carl Muggleton

Mark McNally
Gary Gillespie
Paul McGugan
Scott Marshall

Martin Hayes
David Hannah
Vidar Riseth

Tony Cascarino
Wayne Biggins
Ian Wright

In fairness some of them were triers.... but not quite up to it...


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 11, 2006, 03:48:11 PM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 03:49:32 PM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore

They were all top class players BEFORE they moved to Villa.  :D :D :D


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 11, 2006, 03:50:02 PM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore

Not the current team?


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: TightEnd on May 11, 2006, 03:50:24 PM
Carl Muggleton or Martin Hodge or Mike Hooper or Gavin Ward. Pick any one.

Gary Coatsworth (miner from Darlington. Should have stayed underground)
Jimmy Willis (signed from Darlington. Lived in caravan off A46. Useless)
Terry Fenwick (on loan 1991, swanned around with his hand in the air claiming non existent offsides and took the money)
Rob Johnson (signed from Luton, swanned around etc)

Billy Davies (current Preston Manager, we signed him from Motherwell, got homesick after two games and buggered off)
Ricky Hill (swanned around our midfield after Luton and just took the £)
Momo Sylla (Levien's worst signing, beating De Vries, Rab Douglas etc)

Ian Ormondroyd (thew sight of him playing left wing scarred me for years)
Ade Akinbiyi £5.5m (Peter Taylor Grrrrrrrrr)
Trevor Benjamin


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 11, 2006, 03:54:10 PM
Carl Muggleton
Momo Sylla (Levien's worst signing, beating De Vries, Rab Douglas etc)

Muggleton got in the Celtic worst 11  as well (Lou Macari bought him & freed Shay Given??? - think he'd money on Rangers that season).

Momo could have got into the Celtic worst 11 - but he played a blinder for us at Anfield where he just kept taking the ball for a walk... problem is even he  didn't know what he was going to do next.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 11, 2006, 03:58:10 PM
Thats an illustrious honour for Muggleston into two worse 11's any Stoke fans here wanna stick him in their team??


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 11, 2006, 04:26:17 PM
Pav Srnichek

errrrr....Can I just have 10 centre-backs?  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 11, 2006, 04:29:34 PM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore

They were all top class players BEFORE they moved to Villa.  :D :D :D

Add up the total cost of my entry.

I promise, no other entries will come close to the fees paid for the above.

My heart saddens.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 04:30:46 PM
After Milosevic left Villa, he was sold to Parma for £27million :o


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 11, 2006, 04:31:27 PM
After Milosevic left Villa, he was sold to Parma for £27million :o

We loosened the lid on the jar of pickles.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: matt674 on May 11, 2006, 04:35:12 PM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore

Or substitute "any current team chosen by David O'Leary" into the above quote!!  :D


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 04:36:06 PM
After Milosevic left Villa, he was sold to Parma for £27million :o

We loosened the lid on the jar of pickles.

LOL


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 11, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore

They were all top class players BEFORE they moved to Villa.  :D :D :D

Add up the total cost of my entry.

I promise, no other entries will come close to the fees paid for the above.

My heart saddens.

Except mine:

Hislop       £2mil

Marcelinho £7mill
Boumsong £8mil
Bramble     £4.5mil
Domi         £4mil

Viana        £8.5mil
Faye         £2.5mil
Gavilian      £2.5mil
Tomasson  £3mil

Andersson/Guivarch (You can choose yourselves) £3mil for either
Asprilla (for the trouble he caused, not his sublime skills) £8.5mil

Over £50mil there....


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 04:38:36 PM
I must admit. Newcastle, Villa and Spurs are the best at wasting money. We would all be challenging the top 4 if we had a clue in the transfer market.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: NoflopsHomer on May 11, 2006, 04:41:53 PM
I must admit. Newcastle, Villa and Spurs are the best at wasting money. We would all be challenging the top 4 if we had a clue in the transfer market.

I was going to say Tottenham seem to be doing alright at the moment, then I realised you bough Jenas off us. :D


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 04:43:26 PM
I must admit. Newcastle, Villa and Spurs are the best at wasting money. We would all be challenging the top 4 if we had a clue in the transfer market.

I was going to say Tottenham seem to be doing alright at the moment, then I realised you bough Jenas off us. :D


Hes done well this season for us. He has scored some important goals.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 11, 2006, 04:51:55 PM
Can I just pick one for fun!!

Rangers XI  :D :D

Lionel Charbonier

Sergio Porrini
Daniel Prodan
Jocky Bjorklund
Staal Stensas

Andrei Kanchelskis
Jonas Thern
Alex Rae


Tore Andre Flo
Peter Van Vossen
Sebastien Rosenthal


 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao




Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: snoopy1239 on May 11, 2006, 06:16:02 PM
I must admit. Newcastle, Villa and Spurs are the best at wasting money. We would all be challenging the top 4 if we had a clue in the transfer market.

I think Man U would win for their Veron purchase.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 08:36:07 PM
I must admit. Newcastle, Villa and Spurs are the best at wasting money. We would all be challenging the top 4 if we had a clue in the transfer market.

I think Man U would win for their Veron purchase.

Man U got half the money back.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: brad.strider on May 11, 2006, 08:55:49 PM
Following on from the success of the best XI post here is one to get you all thinking.

This is a walk in the park for Celtic fans who seen there team decimated during a baron spell that lasted longer than I care to remember.

Here go's with mine.

Muggleston
Gillespie
Galloway
Whyte
O'Neill

Slater
Grant
Blinker

Biggins
Brattbaak
Cascarino
cant believe you put peter grant in there,he wasnt the best player in the world but no where near meriting being in a worst 11, he was one of us on the park, and for me the guy is a legend!


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 11, 2006, 09:09:28 PM

cant believe you put peter grant in there,he wasnt the best player in the world but no where near meriting being in a worst 11, he was one of us on the park, and for me the guy is a legend!
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Check my other post Bradley about hime being in my top 5 football hero's for the reasons you outline.

But he was a crap player.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: brad.strider on May 11, 2006, 09:26:13 PM

cant believe you put peter grant in there,he wasnt the best player in the world but no where near meriting being in a worst 11, he was one of us on the park, and for me the guy is a legend!

Check my other post Bradley about hime being in my top 5 football hero's for the reasons you outline.

But he was a crap player.
[/quote]even if you think he was crap, theres loads more even crappier midfielders out there, ie david hannah,momo sylla,pat mcginlay,vidar riseth,berkovic,junino........


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: The Camel on May 11, 2006, 09:28:32 PM
Ademole Bankole

Mark Dennis
Karl Ready
Gerges Santos
Mark Perry

Mike Meaker ("Few come weaker than Michael Meaker" a favourite chant at the time)
Vinny Jones (capt and life president)
Mike Fillery
Ned Zelic

Devon White
Mark Hateley




Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 11, 2006, 09:42:05 PM

cant believe you put peter grant in there,he wasnt the best player in the world but no where near meriting being in a worst 11, he was one of us on the park, and for me the guy is a legend!

Check my other post Bradley about hime being in my top 5 football hero's for the reasons you outline.

But he was a crap player.
even if you think he was crap, theres loads more even crappier midfielders out there, ie david hannah,momo sylla,pat mcginlay,vidar riseth,berkovic,junino........
[/quote]

Its all about opinions man.  I think grant was a shit player end of!

u don't agree so we will have to leave it at that.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: BigTomatoes on May 11, 2006, 11:55:32 PM

 dimitre kharine

 stephane mahe
 rafael scheidt
 anton rogan
 mark mcinally

 stuart slater
 stevie fulton
 regi blinker
 colin healy

 chris hay
 andy walker


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 11, 2006, 11:56:25 PM

 dimitre kharine

 stephane mahe
 rafael scheidt
 anton rogan
 mark mcinally

 stuart slater
 stevie fulton
 regi blinker
 colin healy

 chris hay
 andy walker

What team is this?


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: BigTomatoes on May 11, 2006, 11:59:40 PM
 exactly

 celtic nem


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: CelticGeezeer on May 12, 2006, 12:16:27 AM
Add Telfer , Dublin and Strachan (he bought em)


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: KeithyB on May 12, 2006, 01:07:40 AM
Carl Muggleton or Martin Hodge or Mike Hooper or Gavin Ward. Pick any one.


Oh Tighty can I pick another goalie for you?   An automatic choice I'd say!

I refer you to the legend that was Spider Kalac !!!! ;D


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: ifm on May 12, 2006, 02:19:25 AM
David Platt

Alan Wright
Gary Charles
Carlo Tiler
Ozalan Alpay

Hassan Kachloul
David Ginola
Steve Stone

Savo Milosevic
Bosko Balaban
Stan Collymore

They were all top class players BEFORE they moved to Villa.  :D :D :D

Platt was after :D
Milosovich actually had a good scoring rate in England.
Steve Stone is a legend if only for his first England games.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 03:17:32 AM
Carl Muggleton or Martin Hodge or Mike Hooper or Gavin Ward. Pick any one.


Oh Tighty can I pick another goalie for you?   An automatic choice I'd say!

I refer you to the legend that was Spider Kalac !!!! ;D


Christ yes. I lost 5 years off my life one away game at West Brom.

Comedy value priceless, unless you actually support the team he is playing for.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: KeithyB on May 12, 2006, 10:01:08 AM
Carl Muggleton or Martin Hodge or Mike Hooper or Gavin Ward. Pick any one.


Oh Tighty can I pick another goalie for you?   An automatic choice I'd say!

I refer you to the legend that was Spider Kalac !!!! ;D





Christ yes. I lost 5 years off my life one away game at West Brom.

Comedy value priceless, unless you actually support the team he is playing for.


lol...yep and don't forget the Bolton game that immediately followed the Baggies one!   rotflmfao

The scary thing is that, having googled him out of curiosity, it appears our Spider is currently no2 goalie at AC Milan and has appeared in the Champions league this season !!!   >:?


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: TightEnd on May 12, 2006, 12:11:05 PM
continuing the LCFC detour a while


I saw footage of Spider before he came to us and looked sensational, but had a bad first game and his confidence never recovered

Also famous for being a 120th minute substitute in the playoff final vs Palace in time for penalties before Claridge struck


That McGhee team before he upped for Wolves was sensational, one away game at Sheff U was the best football I saw LCFC play since 1974. If Mark had stayed O'Neill would never have been available to come to us and we would have had a very sifferent path to obscurity.




Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 12, 2006, 12:44:14 PM

 dimitre kharine

 stephane mahe
 rafael scheidt
 anton rogan
 mark mcinally

 stuart slater
 stevie fulton
 regi blinker
 colin healy

 chris hay
 andy walker

Thats a bit harsh mate. 

Anton Rogan was a decent player for Celtic IMO.  So to was Andy Walker in his first stint at the club, Chris Hay was only ever a bit part player so I think its harsh to have him in a Colm Healy never done much wrong as a celtic player except get caught yup with Bobby Petta snorting lines of white power which only speedied up his exitf rom paradise.  He deserved more first team football IMO and the MON just never gave him it.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 12, 2006, 12:45:16 PM
Add Telfer , Dublin and Strachan (he bought em)

I would agree with Telfer definately mate he is a terrible terrible player but I reckon big Dublin has done ok and I would give him another years extention.


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Bazzaboy on May 12, 2006, 08:43:44 PM
Off the top of my head I came up with this lot

Maxwell

Ross
Fanfan
Konterman
Bernard

Capucho
Mladenovic
Emerson
Namouchi

Ostenstad
Flo






Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: brad.strider on May 13, 2006, 09:39:01 PM
Off the top of my head I came up with this lot

Maxwell

Ross
Fanfan
Konterman
Bernard

Capucho
Mladenovic
Emerson
Namouchi

Ostenstad
Flo





8 of them given a debut by big eck, says a lot


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Bazzaboy on May 14, 2006, 03:42:03 PM
Off the top of my head I came up with this lot

Maxwell

Ross
Fanfan
Konterman
Bernard

Capucho
Mladenovic
Emerson
Namouchi

Ostenstad
Flo





8 of them given a debut by big eck, says a lot

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Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: Nem on May 14, 2006, 05:18:18 PM
Who is Big Eck?


Title: Re: Your Teams Worse XI
Post by: GlasgowBandit on May 14, 2006, 05:24:49 PM
Who is Big Eck?

Ginger Baws!  Or Alex McLeish.