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Title: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:40:30 PM
We've spent our active morning making up Limericks about one another and other various departments :)

Heres the best clean one i could find:

The girls singing ballads and chanteys
Were dressed in their bras and their panties.
While playing strip poker,
Some hard-hearted joker
Convinced them their dresses were antes.


Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 12, 2006, 01:52:30 PM
We've spent our active morning making up Limericks about one another and other various departments :)

Heres the best clean one i could find:

The girls singing ballads and chanteys
Were dressed in their bras and their panties.
While playing strip poker,
Some hard-hearted joker
Convinced them their dresses were antes.
:goodpost:

Thought I'd try a Blondite one.....


There was an old bloke fae Elgin,
Who's Big Slick always sent him All-in,
He'd always overplay,
His fave hand of AK,
Then leave for the lap-dancing bawlin.


Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 02:13:37 PM
There was a young girl from St Paul
wore a newspaper dress to a ball
The dress it caught fire
and burnt her entire
back page, sporting section and all.


Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: Claw75 on May 12, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
There once was a blondite called red-dog,
who penned a genius weblog,
a great player of poker,
and a bit of a joker,
his wit shines through any fog


Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 12, 2006, 02:31:20 PM
Tikay was heard to declare,
I've never tried dying my hair,
And to be fair,
It's not Blond dyed hair,
It's a Blond wig I tell you, so there.



Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 12, 2006, 02:38:44 PM
There once was a Blondite The Bus,
Who posted on Blonde with all us,
We found he was the Tank,
The Pokerbot Crank,
And admin closed his account, no fuss.

BTW - It may stink but at least I avoided the obvious rhyme.... ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: the bus on May 14, 2006, 05:03:22 AM
There was a bright merry weegie named Rod,
who drank heartily and got on with every bod.
While usually correct,
in every respect,
he mis-told the closing of an account by a mod.  8)


Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!!
Post by: Rod Paradise on May 15, 2006, 09:58:41 AM
There was a bright merry weegie named Rod,
who drank heartily and got on with every bod.
While usually correct,
in every respect,
he mis-told the closing of an account by a mod.  8)
;applause; rotflmfao