Title: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: Suited_Jock on May 12, 2006, 01:40:30 PM We've spent our active morning making up Limericks about one another and other various departments :)
Heres the best clean one i could find: The girls singing ballads and chanteys Were dressed in their bras and their panties. While playing strip poker, Some hard-hearted joker Convinced them their dresses were antes. Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: Rod Paradise on May 12, 2006, 01:52:30 PM We've spent our active morning making up Limericks about one another and other various departments :) :goodpost:Heres the best clean one i could find: The girls singing ballads and chanteys Were dressed in their bras and their panties. While playing strip poker, Some hard-hearted joker Convinced them their dresses were antes. Thought I'd try a Blondite one..... There was an old bloke fae Elgin, Who's Big Slick always sent him All-in, He'd always overplay, His fave hand of AK, Then leave for the lap-dancing bawlin. Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: RED-DOG on May 12, 2006, 02:13:37 PM There was a young girl from St Paul
wore a newspaper dress to a ball The dress it caught fire and burnt her entire back page, sporting section and all. Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: Claw75 on May 12, 2006, 02:22:00 PM There once was a blondite called red-dog,
who penned a genius weblog, a great player of poker, and a bit of a joker, his wit shines through any fog Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: Rod Paradise on May 12, 2006, 02:31:20 PM Tikay was heard to declare,
I've never tried dying my hair, And to be fair, It's not Blond dyed hair, It's a Blond wig I tell you, so there. Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: Rod Paradise on May 12, 2006, 02:38:44 PM There once was a Blondite The Bus,
Who posted on Blonde with all us, We found he was the Tank, The Pokerbot Crank, And admin closed his account, no fuss. BTW - It may stink but at least I avoided the obvious rhyme.... ;goodvevil; Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: the bus on May 14, 2006, 05:03:22 AM There was a bright merry weegie named Rod,
who drank heartily and got on with every bod. While usually correct, in every respect, he mis-told the closing of an account by a mod. 8) Title: Re: Today 12/5 is National Limerick Day!!! Post by: Rod Paradise on May 15, 2006, 09:58:41 AM There was a bright merry weegie named Rod, ;applause; rotflmfaowho drank heartily and got on with every bod. While usually correct, in every respect, he mis-told the closing of an account by a mod. 8) |