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Title: Squads named for World Cup Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2006, 09:41:40 AM The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup
BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Pinnochio Libero Vimto Memento Borneo Tango Cheerio Subbuteo Scenario Fellatio Portfolio SUBS: Placebo Porno Polio Banjo Brasso Stereo (L) Stereo (R) Hydrochlorofluoro Aristotle Computersezno YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Itch Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch Hic Sic Spic Pric Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch SUBS: Mowapitch Letsgetrich Shagabitch RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Whodyanicabolicov Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov Slalomsky Downhillsky Risky Swedishshev Mastershev Fuckov Ufuckov SUBS: Rubitov Gechakitov Sodov Pastryshev Najinsky Ivorripabollockov Taykitov ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Chatanoogaciouciou Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue Snookercu Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi SUBS: U NonU ManU Stuffyiou Lee Kwan Yu DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Toomanigoalssen Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson Seccondsson Thirdsson Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen SUBS: Howmanygoalsisthatssen Finallygaveupcountinssen Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Baloni Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni SUBS: Cantthinkofani!!! Buggermi MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 San Francisco Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero Chihuahua Jose SUBS: Jesus Maria Don Key Burrito Speedy Gonzalez Tequila Caramba DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006 Kenning van Hire Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez Add van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe SUBS: Van Iller Van Ishincreme Van Morrison Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor. There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke. The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke. Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: matt674 on May 18, 2006, 09:49:18 AM Blimey, this one has to be an old one if your including the Yugoslavian national team!! ;)
Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2006, 11:11:27 AM had to put them in...their names are soooo funny
Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: Nem on May 18, 2006, 11:13:37 AM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=10285.0
Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: Junior Senior on May 18, 2006, 11:16:51 AM Stallyon = Xenophobe :-)
Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: matt674 on May 18, 2006, 11:19:06 AM Just change the name to Serbia and Montenegro, officially the Yugoslavian national team played its last game back in 1994 against Holland. They became Serbia and Montenegro in 1994 but sanctions meant they were not allowed to change their name officially until 2003 so up until then they carried on using the name "Yugoslavia".
Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: stallyon on May 18, 2006, 11:23:43 AM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=10285.0 sorry...i dont read that forum so didnt realise it was already posted....thousand apologies also, its not that I have a disliking to foreigners - I hate everyone :D Title: Re: Squads named for World Cup Post by: ericstoner on May 18, 2006, 12:01:48 PM Weel I doubled up with laughter,even though you ca'nt be a zenophope nowerdays, it still made my day .
well done that man. :D |