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Title: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Indestructable on May 18, 2006, 08:46:00 PM
96.9p for unleaded, that's not bad!
 :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: thetank on May 18, 2006, 08:49:15 PM
Coke, Pepsi, hmmm. Do you have any Panda Cola?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: b4matt on May 18, 2006, 08:49:21 PM
Sigh... if only it wasn't true.. 8)


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The_nun on May 18, 2006, 08:57:55 PM
Have you got these in a size 16 ...


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: RED-DOG on May 18, 2006, 09:02:32 PM
Let's just cuddle


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 09:09:14 PM
Well played Tikay


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bobby1 on May 18, 2006, 09:13:44 PM
That doesnt normally happen......just give me a minute......


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: BigTomatoes on May 18, 2006, 09:15:08 PM
 hes beautiful


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: tikay on May 18, 2006, 09:15:48 PM
Well played Tikay

Eh?

I said, EH?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 09:18:55 PM
nice jumper Robert


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: thetank on May 18, 2006, 09:19:37 PM
 :goodpost:  ifm :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: tikay on May 18, 2006, 09:20:39 PM

Don't be so shy Flushy.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 09:21:39 PM
WOW, is that your girlfriend Kev, she's hot!!


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: charmaine on May 18, 2006, 09:23:31 PM
Are you ever coming to bed babe ???


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Nakor on May 18, 2006, 09:29:56 PM
Kev, Nem - can I buy you a beer ?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 18, 2006, 09:34:04 PM

Don't be so shy Flushy.

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 09:34:42 PM
how was the salad Kev?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 18, 2006, 09:38:45 PM
Tikay can i try on your bracelet.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 09:39:48 PM
Flushy is right there


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: RED-DOG on May 18, 2006, 09:41:20 PM
This prize structure is too flat


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: londonpokergirl on May 18, 2006, 09:41:35 PM
That doesnt normally happen......just give me a minute......

 rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Hawkeye1976 on May 18, 2006, 09:42:47 PM
Do you want another Apple Matt........


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: RED-DOG on May 18, 2006, 09:44:03 PM
I'll set you in Doyle


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 09:44:23 PM
Unlucky Pab


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: RED-DOG on May 18, 2006, 09:51:53 PM
Theres a torque wrench in this custard


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 18, 2006, 09:52:27 PM
Unlucky Pab

PMSL


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: mex on May 18, 2006, 09:53:26 PM
Yes i have farted, it wasn't the dog and i don't suggest you go under the duvet cos' it smells of rotting goats


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The_nun on May 18, 2006, 09:56:11 PM
Does my bum look too small in this..


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Heid on May 18, 2006, 10:00:00 PM
No, I don't want to go to Vegas.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bundle on May 18, 2006, 10:07:02 PM
Sark is a normal person! :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 10:07:53 PM
Sark is a normal person! :D

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bobby1 on May 18, 2006, 10:08:40 PM
Im so glad this years Big Brother has started, its gonna be great entertainment watching that set of ***** for 7 weeks instead of that boring World Cup.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The Rivercard on May 18, 2006, 10:09:23 PM
I am fed up with playing poker.... can I take you shopping instead darling and then tonight maybe we can sit and watch Eastenders together.


 :D :D :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: charmaine on May 18, 2006, 10:11:37 PM
I am fed up with playing poker.... can I take you shopping instead darling and then tonight maybe we can sit and watch Eastenders together.


 :D :D :D
Now thats one i wish for  :blonde: rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 10:13:16 PM
how was the marmite sandwich Tighty?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: lynx5.0 on May 18, 2006, 10:20:01 PM
yes you do have a fat arse


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The_nun on May 18, 2006, 10:23:45 PM
Sponsership...........No Thanks..


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: dan on May 18, 2006, 10:24:32 PM
not tonight love im too tired


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ifm on May 18, 2006, 10:25:23 PM
i think you did well out of that deal M3boy


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on May 18, 2006, 10:31:20 PM
Vote Conservative.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The_nun on May 18, 2006, 10:31:57 PM
for goodness sake ..leave the bloody seat up


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Poppet7 on May 18, 2006, 10:33:10 PM
Does anyone want this pie, Kev doesn't fancy it

I need a fag

I'm not horny!

Have you got this in a 32A please?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 18, 2006, 10:39:20 PM
I shall shut up now

your so masculine flushy

of course i will miss the wsop and have jakob so you can go to a friends wedding in greece (yeh right!!)


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 18, 2006, 10:40:30 PM
no thank you im not in the mood


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Poppet7 on May 18, 2006, 10:42:48 PM
I'm really good at poker


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 18, 2006, 10:43:03 PM
ironside could you help me- just how should i play AK
brian you rock
julian you should try playing a few more flops



love this thread btw lol


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Trace on May 18, 2006, 10:43:52 PM
Goodbye.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Nakor on May 18, 2006, 10:50:31 PM
Are you sure you dont want me to buy you a handbag to go with those shoes honey ?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Karabiner on May 18, 2006, 10:53:57 PM
Tightend has a photographic memory....


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 18, 2006, 10:54:09 PM
Ariston, speak up


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 18, 2006, 10:59:51 PM
hehe very funny flushy


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 18, 2006, 11:00:25 PM
tony how do you stay so young looking?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bolt pp on May 18, 2006, 11:13:41 PM
I've had enough


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Robert HM on May 18, 2006, 11:14:57 PM
"you need a drink bolt"


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bolt pp on May 18, 2006, 11:17:40 PM
"thankyou"


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: lynx5.0 on May 18, 2006, 11:18:34 PM
its not her bra its mine


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bolt pp on May 18, 2006, 11:21:25 PM
great idea for a poll nemesis


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Karabiner on May 18, 2006, 11:22:09 PM
No RHM your bum does not look big in that jumper


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bolt pp on May 18, 2006, 11:26:47 PM
wtf are you talking about tank?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bobby1 on May 18, 2006, 11:32:39 PM
I can heartily recommend homosexuality, its opened my eyes!! :o


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The_nun on May 18, 2006, 11:34:01 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Robert HM on May 18, 2006, 11:38:57 PM
Don't hug me Maureen, I don't enjoy it


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The_nun on May 18, 2006, 11:39:47 PM
xx


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bobby1 on May 18, 2006, 11:41:01 PM
Robert is that a canoe in your pocket?


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: lazaroonie on May 18, 2006, 11:41:45 PM
that was a great tip smithy, the horse won really easy.

 ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 18, 2006, 11:56:55 PM
Those 2 blode reporters could do with losing a bit of weight


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Poppet7 on May 19, 2006, 12:07:46 AM
I feel old compared to you lot


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 19, 2006, 12:10:07 AM
Those 2 blode reporters could do with losing a bit of weight

to be fair myself and tikay have both done updates in the past....


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 01:17:21 AM
Those 2 blode reporters could do with losing a bit of weight

to be fair myself and tikay have both done updates in the past....

Meaning?.......


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 19, 2006, 01:28:15 AM
Those 2 blode reporters could do with losing a bit of weight

to be fair myself and tikay have both done updates in the past....

Meaning?.......

nothing


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: vinni on May 19, 2006, 02:10:47 AM
dont hit me flushy plz


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: vinni on May 19, 2006, 02:11:51 AM
my god iv beat greek jack in a hand


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: CelticGeezeer on May 19, 2006, 02:15:34 AM
Where are all the bad beats gone, I am starting to miss em.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 19, 2006, 02:24:04 AM
my god iv beat greek jack in a hand

PMSL


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The Baron on May 19, 2006, 07:13:04 AM
Jack Bauer is a big girl's blouse!


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Pab on May 19, 2006, 07:14:58 AM
I never want to watch LOST again


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 19, 2006, 07:21:15 AM
Jason Bourne kicked Jack Bauer's ass


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: thetank on May 19, 2006, 07:30:19 AM
Not tonight Kim, I have a headache.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Hairydude on May 19, 2006, 08:37:06 AM
Not tonight honey Id rather watch porn


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: stallyon on May 19, 2006, 09:21:24 AM
ok just one more game


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Pab on May 19, 2006, 10:45:41 AM
I fold 78 suited


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: matt674 on May 19, 2006, 11:08:49 AM
Poker: But it was soooted!!

Non-Poker: Yes love/dear/babe/honey/darling/schnookems/honeybun*

*=delete as applicable



Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Poppet7 on May 19, 2006, 03:14:05 PM
I don't believe in Father Christmas


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 03:43:24 PM

Thewy get unlucky again.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: The Baron on May 19, 2006, 03:44:29 PM
Brian Wilson is dull.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: tikay on May 19, 2006, 03:45:18 PM
Or, even better, Brian Wilson is bright.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: ariston on May 19, 2006, 03:49:16 PM
Well read Tony


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Dewi_cool on May 19, 2006, 03:53:06 PM
fold


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: stallyon on May 19, 2006, 04:00:41 PM
Non-Poker: Yes love/dear/babe/honey/darling/schnookems/honeybun*

*=delete as applicable

I'm not going to argue with you calling me anyone of them darling  :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Mr F on May 22, 2006, 02:05:53 PM
It's so nice to be sober at a blonde bash.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: norfolk_enchants on May 23, 2006, 01:08:04 AM
Thats right boss, i didnt play poker last night so i could be early this morning.....


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: I, Zimbra on May 23, 2006, 03:15:57 AM
Actually, I don't feel like doing a quiz today.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bobby1 on May 27, 2006, 07:36:58 PM
From soccer aid.....'Bradley Walsh has just beaten Maradona'.......


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Indestructable on May 27, 2006, 09:02:56 PM
 rotflmfao

Today I paid 93.9 per litre and I was over the moon.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Robert HM on May 27, 2006, 09:03:43 PM
I mustn't miss the repeat of Casino Casino


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Colchester Kev on May 27, 2006, 09:05:30 PM
I mustn't miss the repeat of Casino Casino

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Indestructable on May 27, 2006, 09:08:30 PM
Is it on again? They must have received my petition!
 :D


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: vinni on May 28, 2006, 01:24:32 AM
see you later anne, im off to work .

sorry for swearing.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Royal Flush on May 28, 2006, 04:44:48 AM
No i don't want to play the $15k today...


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: Jinky04 on May 28, 2006, 06:01:03 AM
"Yes i have farted, it wasn't the dog and i don't suggest you go under the duvet cos' it smells of rotting goats"

I literally fell off my chair laughing. Sadly I'm easily amused.

I hope England do well this World Cup, they have their worst squad in a decade without Rooney but at least they're there

(note all three uses of there used and correctly so)

Plus the rooney comment was just being kind- why have owen when you can have fowler! His biography is a riveting read, apparently.




Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: thediceman on June 04, 2006, 01:02:39 PM
Peter Crouch might be our best striker in the world cup.


Title: Re: Something that you thought you would never say....
Post by: bobby1 on June 04, 2006, 04:06:51 PM
just hit the penalty at head height Peter, its bound to go in......