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Hi

I am soon going on a stag party abroad and I'm looking for ideas for tricks to play upon the poor unsuspecting stag. I've known the stag for a couple of years now through poker and he's a lovely guy really. A bit full of himself some might say. Others may say he's given a few rubdowns and deserves what he gets. Whatever your viewpoint, I'm sure that he would welcome the jokes in the amiable spirit that they are intended.

Now I have been on several stag parties of note where various members of the emergency services have been necessary to work on the stag. Obviously we want him to always have the memory of this special night with him but a few groundrules have to be observed.

1) Nothing that can endanger his life. Obviously mental, emotional and physical scarring are actively encouraged.

2) Nothing that can encarcerate him beyond his wedding date (29th July). So I think adding bags of powder to his luggage will have to be out.

Other than that pretty much anything goes.

I look forward to hearing any suggestions and promise a full report with pics afterwards.

The Smoking Gun

The groom to be is a blondeite and I am on the stag weekend too

Rather amusingly to all concerned except potential groom his football team has reached the play off final that weekend and now he can't go! Oh dear, snigger......

Less amusingly the itinerary involves all participants bobsleighing. Me, bobsleighing down an icy track on a tea tray...ffs!

Intriguingly the itinerary also involves shooting AK47s, presumably on a range.

Ideas Please......

 

Thanks for that heartwarming story Stallyon. Thats a great idea but unfortunately I have my suspicions that the stag would enjoy it too much.

Smoking gun

 Tighty....wont he read this thread ???

We want him worried


I had to delete Stallyon's post, it was too explict


Please keep it reasonable everyone...you know the boundaries you have to keep, ta

where did my post go? dont tell me...it got deleted, i got the  :redcard:, and now i'm chat banned  :dontask:

i kept it as unexplicit as I possibly could.....me bad

lol i got to see it before it was deleted. Lovely story Stallyon. It's just the kind of thing we had been thinking to be honest. You are welcome to private message me if you have any good ideas that may be a little OTT for public forum.

Smoking Gun

It might be the sort of thing you think of, but I wasn't!!!

maybe I should have my own OTT forum  :D

I have a great idea for a first rate prank, along the lines of the film 'Staggered' with Martin Clunes.

Step 1:  Get stag really really pissed on the first night.

Step 2:  Whilst he's comatose, dress him in a ridiculous outfit, such as a pair of jeans and a Barnsley football shirt.

Step 3:  Arrange for him to be dumped in a random destination, such as Cardiff.

Poor bloke won't know what's hit him!

Sheriff

A favourite one is to tie him to a chair and the obligatory shaving of hair, then the hottest chilli sauce you can find smothered in the nether region.
We have done this many times, last time the groom to be spent the next 5 hours in the toilet naked pouring water over said nether region with us abusing the life out of him everytime we had to go :D :D

my brother was stripped naked and chained to the town hall steps just in time for the pubs chucking out :)

Water would just make it worse too   :D

Stay away from Mickey Finn's and cameras.

shhhhh, the groom to be is a blondeite :D

i ended up in a dress in dublins temple bar, thing is girls loved it.

Better still put him a Swansea shirt. :)

Go to local charity shop and purchase various items of clothing, all ridiculous colours and sizes, hand to him at various points during the weekend/day and explain he has to weear each piece.  Odd boots are a good idea.  The groom had to wear a pair of stripy trousers that were too short and a lovely hawain black and red flowery number.  Quite tame but a good one nonetheless.

get him tied to a lamp post :)  and stripped naked  heh hehehehe

Lick some rizla, stick one between each toe, and light them when he is asleep.
Won't be able to walk for days.

On a stag trip to Amsterdam we got the groom to indulge in one or two special hot chocolates plus several space cakes before slipping the big V pill in one of his drinks. Imagine our school boy giggling watching him stagger around the red light district stopping at various windows admiring the view with his apprecaition clearly noticable but him being to far gone to be aware himself.

On another occassion on a stag party in this country we got the stag to dress up in a black adder costume, the one with the cod piece pointing upwards, and got him to get out of the car at numerous bus stops to ask women for directions.