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Title: News Headlines Post by: stallyon on May 22, 2006, 12:05:43 PM Some headlines we see in the news are just way too funny. Not sure if they're meant to be but they do make me laugh:
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Miners Refuse to Work after Death If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Air Head Fired Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Deer Kill 17,000 War Dims Hope for Peace Steals Clock, Faces Time Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Stolen Painting Found by Tree Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy Include your Children when Baking Cookies Kids Make Nutritious Snacks British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply |