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Title: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: LukieD on May 22, 2006, 04:07:10 PM A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker, suprised by this, asked "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. . . . . . . . . . I just can't take that chance." Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: charmaine on May 22, 2006, 04:21:14 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: b4matt on May 22, 2006, 04:49:28 PM class :D
Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: M3boy on May 22, 2006, 04:52:29 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
OMFG!!!! Classic!!!! Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: Trace on May 22, 2006, 05:06:01 PM PMFSL
Love it! Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: charmaine on May 22, 2006, 05:09:20 PM I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though 0:-)
Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: Sark79 on May 22, 2006, 05:14:04 PM lol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: Trace on May 22, 2006, 05:14:34 PM I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though 0:-) Husbands don't nag - they just go to the pub! Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: stallyon on May 22, 2006, 05:26:00 PM I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though 0:-) Husbands don't nag - they just go to the pub! thats right...for a bloke to nag he'd have to a) know what was wrong in the first place and b) care enough to actually tell you where you are going wrong Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: charmaine on May 22, 2006, 05:29:20 PM I think it would be more funny if it was a nagging Husband though 0:-) Husbands don't nag - they just go to the pub! Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: M3boy on May 22, 2006, 05:44:36 PM LOL
A Pub?!?!?!? - I think I can remember what one of those is (just!) ;tk; Title: Re: A man can't be too careful.... Post by: Poppet7 on May 22, 2006, 07:26:41 PM LOL, sounds like something Leon would say!
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