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Righteo peeps,

Not too much to say here, all self explanatory really.

What I will say, though, was that it was a pleasure doing this caption comp and I look forward to creating some more in the future. I genuinely did laugh out loud when I read some of these, and I hope a number of these gags have the same effecr with you.

I think a couple of rules will have to come into play for next week though.

(1) A maximum of two entries per person

and...

(2) You can't win if your caption is exactly the same as someone else. Origninality is the key is my eyes.

The winner will officially be announced on Sunday, and a new caption competition will be introduced.

3 votes each... Have fun!

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BUMP

as a Scotsman it would be remiss of me no to vote for the "crap at coping with chips" option...... ;ifm; ;ifm; ;ifm;

this is getting like Eurovision!

No this is worse - it has more seaman!!!

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

bumpity bump

I voted for that too. It contains wit, rather than just stating that RED looks like Barry Chuckle.

To me, to you just doesn't press my buttons

I hope the mods are monitoring the voting patterns, this is serious business!!!!!!!

I'm probably being thick, but I just don't get that one?  :blonde:

The chuckle brothers have moustaches.

RED-DOG has a moustache, as does the cup.

The chuckle brothers's catch phrase is "To me, to you"

And that's about it, unless I'm misssing something.

Aha!  Not up to speed on my Chuckle-knowledge.

Bump

TIME IS RUNNING OUT .... GET YOUR LAST MINUTE VOTES IN !!!

Well, seeing that I'm yet to vote, I'm going to lock the voting now and select one.

Therefore, the winner is...

"After the world cup goes missing, eyebrows are raised at the decision to let red-dog design the new trophy."

It was a close call, and I really do love the 'To me, to you' one, but I think the winning entry is a bit wittier, slightly more original, and coincides with an upcoming event.

Well done to...

Junglecat03

Big up to that man, a blondepoker cap on its way to you...

as soon as you email me your address.

 ;applause; :respect: ;applause; :respect:

ps. bolt deserves a mention for his incessant pm-ing and constant begging. You'll all be happy to know that I rejected his offer to rig the event, but he must be applauded for his efforts.

Oh yeah, and he's banned. (just kiddin')

Well done to all who entered, 80% of you are now on my "Revenge" list.

But Mr Dog, do you know which 80%?

No, but I will only be wrong 20% of the time.

I demand a recount! fix, fix, fix!!!

Due to a software error, I can no longer see who said what caption. I'll try to get that sorted by next week. For now though, it would be much appreciated if you could reveal which caption was yours. And no fibbing, or else...

I pass....

This software error means I'm also unable to upload this week's capion comp.

Watch this space though...

Thank you thank you.

I'd like to thank my Mum and Dad, Dell computers, Mr Smirnoff and Red-dog who all played an integral role in bringing about this momentous occasion.

Well done all who took part. It's a lot of fun and there were some cracking entries!

I had four entries (scattergun approach obviously worked)

Last 3 were mine as well as the "red-dog shows his ugly mug in blackpool and also his charming ceramic dave seamen card protector cup."

I didn't want to admit to the last one as i know red used to box a bit and has a tasty right cross when he's reet cross....

where to start!!!

i entered 42 times but only 2 show up!!

I came up with an awsome caption but snoopy quoted the hares already running rule on me and wouldnt chuck it in as a late runner!

i ask for some creative mid-voting strategic intervention from snoopy which he also denied(also known as rigging)

plus if you check the earlier caption comp thread i was against this system of voting from the start ;)

"My wife was relieved to see this photo when she heard i'd been seen with seaman in my hands again"         

Mine was:

"My poker woes seem to disappear after a mouthful off Seaman" (This had 3 levels to work on, each getting filthier)

1 - Mouthful off Seaman i.e. a drink from the container (Seaman) ****Kid friendly****
2 - Mouthful off Seaman i.e. a bollocking/telling off from Seaman ****Teenager friendly****
3 - Mouthful of Semen ermm ****Adult friendly****

PLUS my one and only entry rather than these pretenders masquerading as caption kings and queens, but posting 4 or 5 entries.

I am obviously AA in this hand and Junglecat03 is 27off, as they say in poker - every kipper has his day!

This was well in the lead at the start and then the fixing, bribing and msning mates started and that was the end of it.

People will read about this day in 20 years time, long may all of you hang your heads in shame.

maybe if it was a caption you didnt have to explain it would've won  ;D

Ahah the first conspirator shows his head.

I get your point though, given that it was well in the lead for many hours (until the conspiracy kicked in) and came a very healthy third, many people must have needed that explanation.

Junglecat03 relinquish your throne or forever face the wrath of the vets!

"shows his head"?

geez, i didnt think i needed to after snoopy bubbled me right up!

LOL

Cats obviously a Cheetah variety!

FFS he is never going to shutup now......

P.S. Cat run down to the ASDA and get some more fecking vodka!