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When I was trying to get to sleep last night, I was thinking about a comment Tikay made.

It was on PNL a week or so back.  He mentioned a risk dial and timer for working out how taking certain risks can reward you in poker ( and in life ).

When I was watching it, I was talking to a girl I know about the best way to pot a cactus. As a result, I missed a lot of what was said.

So if it wouldn't be to much trouble, could you please explain it again Tikay?

I seem to remember an egg timer and a dial being discussed. But then again, I am strange and perhaps I invented this part in my mind.  I wasn't sure if the risk dial was an actual swing timer or a mental visualization exercise.

Many thanks

You can get them at Argos and they have a sale on at the moment, 10% off I think.

Is that what they call it these days?

whatever you do, keep savage horses away from cactii. Contact means savage becomes completely mad with rage.

I'm not so sure it's safe for Sark to be near cacti!

Anything to do with raises?  Harrington mentions about raising 3xBB (for example) between the hour and quarter past (with the minute hand), different things for different minutes of the hour, just breaking it down - anything to do with that?

lol 



Graham .  I can't remember what it was exactly, but it sounded interesting . I really think it may help me with knowing when to take risks

speechless... gl

In all seriousness, i would pay a bloody fortune just to spend a few hours in sarks world, amazing ... just bloody amazing !!!

When I was watching it, I was talking to a girl I know about the best way to pot a cactus. As a result, I missed a lot of what was said




classic

Don't leave us in suspense Sark.....what conclusion did you reach about the cactus?

Care of Your Cactus
Potted Plants

In most cases cactus will do well in pots as long as you remember three things. Food, light, water.

Food

When you bring the plant home most of the time it is in a small pot and it probably has grown there for a long time, which means it has used up most of all the nutrients in the soil. So think about repotting and setting up feeding program. Most cactus like several small feeding, better than one large feeding. I like a time release type in the spring and this will feed the plant for six or more months. The other way is to give the plants food three time a year (spring, summer, fall)with a dilute solution of plant food like (5-10-5). This should do them well for the year.

Light

A potted cactus will live and flower in the house if given enough light, place the plant near a bright lighted window, where it will receive light most of the day. On the patio is different place the cactus in a partly shaded area until it become accustom to the sun. Never bring the cactus home and place it in the bright sun, cactus sun burn just like people.

Water

Cactus in pots require more care in watering than in the ground. In the growing period which can be spring & summer or fall & winter. Depending on where they come from, south america or north america, the plant should not be allowed to go completely dry, just moist. In the house watering could be as little as once a month depending on the dryness of the house. But outside as much as every two or three days. Take a wooden pencil or dow rod and place it down through the soil to the bottom of the pot, when removed, if damp soil is on it don't water. After a few try's you will learn when to water.

Potting mix for San Antonio area consist of

1 part potting mix (not soil)
1 part washed sand 1 part course gravel or pumas

Care of Your Cactus

Outside Plants in Ground

Only a select few cactus will survive this climate in san antonio, because of our winter rains. In selecting plants for use here one must look at the habitat from which the plant originates. Most of the cactus that grow in texas, and some parts of mexico and even some from south america will survive here. First one must look at how and where to place the cactus. Selecting a location is a good place to start. It must have sun most of the day. Morning and afternoon sun is better than two o clock sun. The area should have very good drainage, if the yard is level you will have to go to above grown beds. I like to make my beds by placing several large rocks in a circle or some odd shape then remove about a foot off dirt from the center , an replace it with a good mix to the top of the rocks. This will assure that the plants will not stand in water. This is more important in the winter than the summer. Most cactus are not killed by the cold, but when the water inside the plant freezes it expands and splits the outer layer of skin, this allows bacteria to enter the plant and kill it. In the winter I listen to the weather report if we are to get rain then a freeze, I will cover my more tender ones with a box or tarp (not plastic) to help keep them dry.

Potting mixes can be made by mixing one part potting mix, one part washed sand & one part course fill (rocks, pumas, broken pots, etc.) Don`t worry too much drainage is better than not enough. Lets talk about shade. Most cactus can use a little protection from the two o'clock sun. A small plant near by or a large rock will work, just a little help. A large rock next to the plant will help hold heat in the winter and will cut down on watering in the summer.

When planting the cactus I never dig a deep hole down in the potting mix. I want the plant to set on top of the potting mix, this allows the roots to go down to get moisture with out the plant setting in wet soil. A lot of time i will use course river gavel around the base of the plant to keep it off the wet soil. After you plant the cactus give it a small amount of water every couple weeks if it doesn't rain, for about a month then let nature take it course. Feed the plants about once a year. With a dilute solution 10-10-10- or a good plant food.

Lets Build a Cactus Garden

Materials

Large rocks, potting mix

To start your garden look for a sunny, well-drained area. For a lot of us, this will be hard to do. Our yards are too flat, so we have to build raised beds. I like to build my bed so that there will be no chance of the plants becoming water logged. First draw an outline on the ground of the garden. Don't make it to large, you can always expand. Now take out some of the top soil (6" to 12") deep. Then place a narrow strip of plastic where the rocks will be, let it extend into the hole a few inches, this will help control grass from getting in the garden. Now place the rocks around the hole, don't make it round or square, do a natural look. If the garden is to be facing the street you can go two or three rocks high in the back. Now fill the hole to the top of the rocks with your soil mix. A good cactus mix is: one part potting mix, one part washed sand, and one part large (gravel, pumas, broken clay pots,) most anything that will help keep the soil loose. If the garden is to be level, mound up the mix to make it show better and increase drainage.

Now Lets Plant

Take all your plants and set them in the garden to give you an idea as to where to put them. Dig a small hole in the mix just deep enough to cover the roots, leaving the cactus body on top of the soil. Cactus that are not winter hardy can be used by leaving them in the pot. Just bury the pot so they can be removed and taken in for the winter. Give the plants a small amount of water ever two or three weeks until they root. Then let nature pay the water bill. Feed once a year with a plant food like 10-10-10 or good house plant food. Never overfeed, this is where a little does better. A few large well placed rocks will add protection from the hot sun, and help hold moisture, and it just looks good. Now go build that garden and save water.

never mind all that, did you sleep with her???

If not can I suggest 'flirting via the power of rose pruning' by Betty Dintwin.

 :D :D :D

No, my charm technique was abit off on this occasion. Next time, I will try the rose pruning technique like bobby suggested.

Tightend, that's the stuff I was trying to tell her.  She just looked really bored and said she had to go  :D

And there I was thinking I was being original.  I even had the book planned as well  " Sark's guide to dating and Cactus potting for beginners "

Sark you should be on the telly. I think Tikay should get you in the 425 studio as the next blonde guest!

 :D   Nah Claire,  I will leave the TV to the good looking intelligent folks. 

she was probably happy to hear you go on about a cactus after you told her you had something to tell her about you long prickly green thing

Oh my good grief........

I've had a rough day on blonde, but Sark to the rescue.

I shall dream of Sark, the Lady, & the Cactus chat up line tonight.

The risk Dial - coming up next......

Chatting to a girl about potting a cactus, indeed......

The man is a comic genius. Watch out Red, you have a rival.

"The Risk/Reward Dial", as discussed on PNL.

Firstly, it's a mental visualisation thing.

There are times in comps when you SHOULD take risks, times when you should NOT.

Imagine, say, AA, & you are a very thin on chips. You NEED to get paid well, & properly. So you play them a bit "slower" than optimum. Because you NEED to attract some customers, so you can 2xup or even 3xup. In doing so, you have deliberately increased the risk of losing with them. You have increased the risk. (By necessity). You have turned up the Risk/Reward Dial.

Or the other way round. Cruising along nicely, average chips, getting near the money, you don't wanna mess about. So you don't get cute, you play them strong. Result, less chance of a Customer, but you have reduced the risk of losing with them. You have turned the Risk/Reward Dial to minimum.

It's no different to life. Safe & sound, or go for it. The Risk/Reward Dial works everywhere.

It works for ME, but I'm not suggesting it works for others. I have loads of these little, maybe daft, psychological tricks I use when playing poker, especially online.

If I enter a 60 runner online comp, with 10 getting paid, I pile 60 chips in a stack, & move them to another stack each time someone busts out. The chip 10 from the bottom is a different colour - thats the "in the money" chip. As one stack decreases, & the "bust out" stack increases, it's a visual boost to how I am doing.

So I can visualise my progress better. (In a real cardroom I can SEE my progress easily).

Laugh all you like, but it works for me. And I make money in online comps.

Not sure how we get the damn Cactus in here though. You've got me beat there Sark.

Next up, the egg-timer.

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My "egg-timer".

I don't recall discussing this on PNL, but I may have.

I have another mental visualisation trick - the Egg-Timer. But this is not Poker, it's life.

I am x-ty-x years old. My family all die youngish. (None, bar one, lived over 60).

Put simply, my egg-timer is running out. So I make decisions in life based on that. "I might as well" sort of thing.

Actually, EVERYBODY'S Egg-Timer is running out. Some faster than others, that's all.

Folks make different decisions at different times of life.

Lets not get into the smoking debate right now, but if I were 20, or 30, or 40 or even 50, I'd give up. Because it KILLS. With a mere few grains of sand left in the egg-timer, hey, what the hell?

Applies to everybody though. It APALLS me to see peeps in unhappy relationships, or moaning about this, that & the other, their job, their poker beats, their nagging wife/husband, it really does. That egg-timer never stops, & every day unhappy, is a day wasted, a day lost. You can't get them back! So if anyone pi**es me about needlessly, & wastes my precious grains of sand, I get seriously tetchy. And of something in your life makes you unhappy, well, ffs, DO something about it - the egg-timer never stops.

That's my egg-timer thing. You asked, I answered. Now, this cactus is troubling me. What was the chat up line? "Do you fancy some John Innes No 3, sweetheart?". Must try that.

you nearly had me till i realised you have never had 60 chips in your life

Ok, we all have egg timers. They all contain different amounts of sand, and they are all opaque.

Some egg timers get broken before the sand has had time to get going, let alone run out. Others, despite or because of poor materials, continue to dribble damp, sticky grains for ages

You should enjoy your life because you DON'T know how much sand there is left, not because you think you DO.

Thanks, Tikay and the Blondites for the answer ( Tikay and the Blondites sounds like a pop group  :D )

I appreciate the time you spent writing that bit tikay.  That is the sort of thing I kind of remember you discussing on PNL, but I didn't get the full gist of it first time round.  I really feel it will help me when I play, so I am going to borrow it for next time I play a mtt. 

That's Interesting RED

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Kendall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Kendall)


http://www.no-smoking.org/june02/06-04-02-3.html (http://www.no-smoking.org/june02/06-04-02-3.html)


links (soon to be) removed by tikay ?  :)up

I shall contact wikipedia & ask them to correct my D-O-B.

Or I'll maybe just sue them.

This is an outrage.

LOL get them to correct this bit as well ...


Kendall's early time on the poker circuit was shared with Julian "Yo-Yo" Thew and Ian Oldershaw.

In 2003 Kendall finished in the money of three tournemants, scooping over $5,000. His highest finish was at the £100 pot limit Omaha event at the Napoleons Owlerton Casino, Sheffield on 12 June 2003. He finished 5th out of 69 entries and HAD  94 rebuys


:D :D :D :D

Correct it - why? I did have 94 rebuys, or was it 95?

Clearly, Kev has never played a Sheffield Rebuy......

Done :D

hehe