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Title: The Hardy Scots Post by: doubleup on May 31, 2006, 07:16:19 PM 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup Title: Re: The Hardy Scots Post by: LukieD on May 31, 2006, 07:18:29 PM http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=10708.0
Title: Re: The Hardy Scots Post by: b4matt on May 31, 2006, 07:23:28 PM Lol v good :D
Title: Re: The Hardy Scots Post by: Ironside on May 31, 2006, 07:23:50 PM its ok he is from down south they are a bit slow down there
only a week late dave Title: Re: The Hardy Scots Post by: vinni on May 31, 2006, 09:28:57 PM lol excelent
Title: Re: The Hardy Scots Post by: brad.strider on May 31, 2006, 09:41:55 PM 40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. brilliant mate :DPeople in Scotland sunbathe. 35 degrees - Italian cars won't start. People in Scotland drive with the windows down. 20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. People in Scotland throw on shorts and a T-shirt. 15 degrees - Californians begin to evacuate the state. People in Scotland go swimming in the sea. 0 degrees - New York landlords turn the heat on. People in Scotland have a last barbi before it gets cold. -10 degrees - People in Miami are extinct. People in Scotland lick flagpoles. -20 degrees - Californians all now live in Mexico. People in Scotland throw on a light jacket. -80 degrees - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough. -100 degrees - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps. -173 degrees - Ethyl alcohol freezes. People in Scotland get angry 'cos they can't thaw their whisky. -297 degrees - Microbial life starts to grind to a halt. Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands. -460 degrees - ALL atomic motion stops. People in Scotland start saying " A bit hill billy ... eh? " -500 degrees - Hell freezes over. Scottish people support England in the World Cup Title: Re: The Hardy Scots Post by: thetank on June 01, 2006, 01:27:36 AM :goodpost:
Hard bar stewards and prood. i wen oot on the piss in a t-shirt th e night oyor |