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Title: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: thetank on June 01, 2006, 03:17:28 PM I've been blessed with a dollop of bird to the shoulder.
Might need to resign myself to a dry cleaners trip on this one. Is there anything I should be doing to the stain just now to help matters along? If anyone knows about this kinda crazy crap, your help would be appreciated. :) Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: matt674 on June 01, 2006, 03:19:19 PM blowtorch
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Ironside on June 01, 2006, 03:20:40 PM shotgun
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: stallyon on June 01, 2006, 03:26:34 PM nitric acid
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Jinky04 on June 01, 2006, 03:30:13 PM divine intervention
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: TightEnd on June 01, 2006, 03:32:22 PM vinegar
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: LukieD on June 01, 2006, 03:44:00 PM Aero
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: I, Zimbra on June 01, 2006, 03:46:12 PM Aero Bubbly chocolate? Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: stallyon on June 01, 2006, 03:57:49 PM mint, orange or original? Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Trace on June 01, 2006, 04:00:51 PM new jacket!
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: thetank on June 01, 2006, 04:02:48 PM Well thanks folks
The cupboard was all out of Nitric acid and the blowtorch is in the shop. So I went with the vinegar. Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Tonji on June 01, 2006, 04:21:17 PM Tank, keep an Umbrella open at all times, pigeons have yet to master the horizontal drop
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Sark79 on June 01, 2006, 04:24:56 PM I had a look on Google for you, but this is the best I could come up with. I suggest kitting yourself out with clothes that have pigeon logo's on them. There is absolutely no chance they will ever use you as a target again. They will say to each other " hey look there is Tank.... he loves pigeons.... lets not use him as a target today ".
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/Pigeon/-/p_1/c_0/fpt_fXBa__DB___CXDc_Pz-X_7O/opt_?CMP=KNC-G-EF Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: stallyon on June 01, 2006, 04:58:10 PM Well thanks folks The cupboard was all out of Nitric acid and the blowtorch is in the shop. So I went with the vinegar. now that will only ruin the jacket Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: stallyon on June 01, 2006, 04:59:51 PM why is it though that suede and leather comes from animals - these animals spend half their time wallowing about in dirt and ther skin doesnt get dirty or spoiled...why then does the animal skin need to be carefully preserved?
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: thetank on June 01, 2006, 05:09:12 PM Animals have living cells that can repair and re-new damaged garb.
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Dewi_cool on June 01, 2006, 05:13:01 PM They also lick said muck form skin and other areas, I am sure that Tank is not really up for licking Seagull SH*** off his coat when he can take the sensible route and take it to Dry Cleaners
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Sark79 on June 01, 2006, 05:15:04 PM Yea go for the Dry Cleaners option mate. Any other way will just do damage to your coat. Dewi is right
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: RED-DOG on June 01, 2006, 05:16:27 PM How do you stop pigeons dropping out of school?
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: thetank on June 01, 2006, 05:21:58 PM Offer breadcrumbs as academic incentives?
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Dewi_cool on June 01, 2006, 05:27:46 PM I was going to write something, thought about it , and decided agianst it
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: bobby1 on June 01, 2006, 07:18:12 PM Is pigeon droppings the drummer or the guitarist?
I so lose track of the hit parade these days......... Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: RED-DOG on June 01, 2006, 07:29:43 PM Is pigeon droppings the drummer or the guitarist? I so lose track of the hit parade these days......... rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend; Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: thetank on June 01, 2006, 08:08:47 PM I am sure that Tank is not really up for licking Seagull SH*** off his coat Dewi doesn't know me very well. :D If that had been suggested earlier ::) Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: KeithyB on June 01, 2006, 08:11:56 PM Is pigeon droppings the drummer or the guitarist? I so lose track of the hit parade these days......... Hehe...beat me to it ;D Nice one Bobby!! rotflmfao Also love the use of the phrase "hit parade" !! Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Sark79 on June 01, 2006, 09:24:06 PM Is pigeon droppings the drummer or the guitarist? I so lose track of the hit parade these days......... :D Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: RED-DOG on June 01, 2006, 10:15:03 PM How do you get down off an elephant?
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: happybhoy on June 01, 2006, 11:43:54 PM With an elephant-plucking machine
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Royal Flush on June 01, 2006, 11:52:50 PM How do you get down off an elephant? the same way you got on? Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: RED-DOG on June 01, 2006, 11:54:24 PM You don't, you get if off a duck.
what's green and has wheels? Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: ACE2M on June 02, 2006, 12:22:27 AM Offer breadcrumbs as academic incentives? rotflmfao Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Trace on June 02, 2006, 10:45:30 AM You don't, you get if off a duck. what's green and has wheels? my green wheelie bin Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: RED-DOG on June 02, 2006, 11:01:45 AM Grass, I lied about the wheels!
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Poppet7 on June 02, 2006, 01:57:12 PM HAHAHA!
You got pooped on! rotflmfao (Same thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago :() Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: TightEnd on June 02, 2006, 02:05:02 PM a pigeon? or something else?
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Rod Paradise on June 02, 2006, 02:07:21 PM HAHAHA! You got pooped on! rotflmfao (Same thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago :() Loads of jokes - but Poppets rotflmfao ing at Tank getting pooped on by a pigeon :D Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Karabiner on June 02, 2006, 02:27:28 PM I quite like the blowtorch suggestion, could create something like creme brulee.
Title: Re: How do you get pigeon droppings out of suede? Post by: Poppet7 on June 02, 2006, 02:44:08 PM HAHAHA! You got pooped on! rotflmfao (Same thing happened to me about 2 weeks ago :() Loads of jokes - but Poppets rotflmfao ing at Tank getting pooped on by a pigeon :D ;D Wish I could've been there to see it, that sort of thing makes me laugh for ages! |