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Title: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: SimonH on June 04, 2006, 01:51:35 AM

Past and present players

In goal - Gordon Building Society's

Defence - Roberto Truck Finds
            - Rio Wool Under Foot
            - Jamie Drop Some Stuff
            - Arjan De Circus

Midfield - Frank Torch Soft
           - David Stella Beef
           - Joe Oil

Attack - Diego Divorce kofte
          - Jermaine Pencil Spider
          - Shaun Wrong Straightcut

Work those out and add your own.

Had three grown men in tears of laughter at my work coming up with new ones.
           


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: GlasgowBandit on June 04, 2006, 03:38:28 AM
Eh??

Gordon Banks
Roberto car-loss
Rio Ferdinand (fur in hand??)

Frank Lamp-hard
Davids Becks-ham
Joe Coal

Diego Marradonna?
Jermaine Pen-Ant
Shaun Wright Phillips - Althought I dont get that one


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: Royal Flush on June 04, 2006, 03:41:04 AM
Eh??

Gordon Banks
Roberto car-loss
Rio Ferdinand (fur in hand??)

Frank Lamp-hard
Davids Becks-ham
Joe Coal

Diego Marradonna?
Jermaine Pen-Ant
Shaun Wright Phillips - Althought I dont get that one

THe keeper was Gordon Banks i think you will find


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: bolt pp on June 04, 2006, 04:07:14 AM
David grand prix

Jason bee hunter
John zebra crossing
frank sun glasses
ashley cd changer


mike vodka red bull
richard hula hoop
alan argos catalogue
sean sunbed

paul big nose
gary moody gold


 rotflmfao       rotflmfao

mine are blinding!!!!!!!



Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: bolt pp on June 04, 2006, 04:08:14 AM
Actualy i dont get it, what are we doing?


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: The Baron on June 04, 2006, 01:49:39 PM
Crouchaldinho?


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: dalzini on June 04, 2006, 02:03:40 PM
Shay Take

Sol Gay Ring
Sami Leg Nose
Wayne Tunnel
Asier Rodney Aroused-o

Michael Bike Dick
Nigel Lilt-Pepsi Him
Cesc Crap Re Fart
David Arse

Dennis Ice Queer
Andy Toilet Daughter









Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: SimonH on June 04, 2006, 02:57:25 PM
Shay Take

Sol Gay Ring
Sami Leg Nose
Wayne Tunnel
Asier Rodney Aroused-o

Michael Bike Dick
Nigel Lilt-Pepsi Him
Cesc Crap Re Fart
David Arse

Dennis Ice Queer
Andy Toilet Daughter









Shay Given

Sol Camp-Bell
Sami Hip-Ear (good one!!)
Wayne Bridge
Asier Del-Horny-O (Brilliant!!)

Nigel Rio-Coke-Her
Cesc Fab-Re-Gas

Dennis Berg-Camp

Brilliant can't get the missing 3 though?


David grand prix

Jason bee hunter
John zebra crossing
frank sun glasses
ashley cd changer


mike vodka red bull
richard hula hoop
alan argos catalogue
sean sunbed

paul big nose
gary moody gold


 rotflmfao       rotflmfao

mine are blinding!!!!!!!



Struggling with all of those? Help!!


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: Rooky9 on June 04, 2006, 03:10:40 PM
The missing striker...

Andy John-son?


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: dalzini on June 04, 2006, 03:14:15 PM
The missing striker...

Andy John-son?

Correct


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: SimonH on June 04, 2006, 06:34:00 PM

Shaun Wright Phillips - Althought I dont get that one

Phillips screwdriver...so hence straight cut screwdriver



Michael Bike Dick



Michael Car-Rick

Still can't work out David Arse?


Title: Re: Change a footballer's name game
Post by: dalzini on June 05, 2006, 02:14:41 PM
David BATTY, maybe you havent heard it called that before, plus he is old and crap.