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Title: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 09:47:40 AM Is it just me or is the forum really slow this morning?. It is taking me at least a minute to get to each page and to log in.
Every other website is normal . Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: RED-DOG on June 07, 2006, 09:51:09 AM It's the same for me Sark.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 09:52:38 AM Thanks RED. I was beginning to think it was my Lap Top. But I couldn't work out why it was only on this site.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ironside on June 07, 2006, 10:18:27 AM i am getting same problem
at the bottom of the page you will see a bit where it says page created in xxxx.xxxx seconds with xx queries if you could post a rough average of what it says it could be usefull for the techs Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Graham C on June 07, 2006, 10:24:51 AM Page created in 20.959 seconds with 23 queries.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Trace on June 07, 2006, 10:33:55 AM Same here and it's driving me madddddddddddddddddddddd. lol
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: londonpokergirl on June 07, 2006, 10:47:33 AM Page created in 11.244 seconds with 25 queries.
gonna log in later, its doing my head in ;) Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: RED-DOG on June 07, 2006, 10:49:38 AM Web Site Not Responding
The web site you have requested may be experiencing technical difficulties due to a busy or broken server. Please try again by clicking the Reload icon on your navigation bar or, if that doesn't work, you may want to return to the site at a later time. 504 Connection Timed Out Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ironside on June 07, 2006, 10:52:28 AM i have emailed the guys with the brains hope they can fix it
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: dik9 on June 07, 2006, 10:55:37 AM Page created in 20.136 seconds with 14 queries.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: RED-DOG on June 07, 2006, 10:57:01 AM Page created in 18.305 seconds with 17 queries.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 10:57:29 AM Page created in 20.737 seconds with 25 queries.
thanks Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 11:01:40 AM I have a faster Blonde now ( It goes in patches. Super fast then painfully slow )
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Pab on June 07, 2006, 11:16:44 AM page created in 40 seconds with 23 queries
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: dik9 on June 07, 2006, 11:29:04 AM went fast and now i am back to
39.873 secs 40 queries Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: dik9 on June 07, 2006, 11:31:58 AM Page created in 43.412 seconds with 24 queries.
See yawl 2moro :( Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: ifm on June 07, 2006, 11:37:57 AM Tell the techie chaps the site was down for a while around 6am and had been running rediculously slow for at least a couple of hours prior to that.
Dunno how long it was down for cuz i went to bed at 6 :D Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ironside on June 07, 2006, 11:53:47 AM Tell the techie chaps the site was down for a while around 6am and had been running rediculously slow for at least a couple of hours prior to that. Dunno how long it was down for cuz i went to bed at 6 :D thats just pure laziness you should of waited till it was up again to give a full report in the immortal words of maggie thatcher YOUR FIRED Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: ifm on June 07, 2006, 11:59:11 AM corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Maggie..................sigh.
May have to got back to bed for a while now you've put images of Maggie in my head :D Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ironside on June 07, 2006, 12:00:15 PM i have sent email and txt to the brains hopefully one of them will be able to sort it out
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Royal Flush on June 07, 2006, 12:28:53 PM Page created in 0.234 seconds with 23 queries.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: JungleCat03 on June 07, 2006, 12:41:13 PM Page created in 37.279 seconds with 19 queries.
Doubt anyone will beat that. What do i win? Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: matt674 on June 07, 2006, 12:43:25 PM i have sent email and txt to the brains hopefully one of them will be able to sort it out You might have to resend it Ironside - i still havent received either........ Come to think of it though, when did i ever give you my mobile number? ??? Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: RED-DOG on June 07, 2006, 12:47:33 PM AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 12:49:32 PM Where do the technical people stay? Are they in an office somewhere or is it a bunch of volunteers at their homes?
I have always wondered this. They do a good job either way Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 12:55:24 PM Jesus RED's turned into a pirate
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: JungleCat03 on June 07, 2006, 12:59:50 PM Where do the technical people stay? Are they in an office somewhere or is it a bunch of volunteers at their homes? I have always wondered this. They do a good job either way smart move sark. Always stay onside with the techies. They hold the power to make or break you. If you don't beleive me google "bast**d operator from hell" and read the diaries. Hilarious stuff. Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: North Angel on June 07, 2006, 01:23:01 PM Page created in 20.845 seconds with 29 queries.
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: TheJagster on June 07, 2006, 01:30:45 PM 24.152 secs......25 queries.
:( Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Trace on June 07, 2006, 01:31:09 PM Page created in 47.916 seconds with 25 queries.
It's taking the pee now... Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ginger on June 07, 2006, 01:48:52 PM Page created in 39.744 seconds with 24 queries.
:pop: ;technophobe; Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: matt674 on June 07, 2006, 03:14:37 PM I dont understand what the problem is - so the system is a bit slow today...... BIG DEAL,
imagine what it was like in the days before all this technological advances, like when Tikay was young. Telephones were just two tin cans held together with string, Television had only just been invented (in two colours, black and white) and the worlds only computer was housed in 5 large rooms!! Thank your lucky stars those days are long gone!!! ;tk; Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Tonji on June 07, 2006, 03:28:29 PM surely the cogs just need a bit of grease :D
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Trace on June 07, 2006, 04:20:39 PM Will somebody please shove some more 50p's in the meter!!!
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: thetank on June 07, 2006, 04:31:27 PM If you go to the bottom of the main forum page, you'll notice that none of the moderators can be bothered while blonde is like this.
If posting naughty words over and over again is your idea of fun, then now is your chance. Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: NoflopsHomer on June 07, 2006, 04:34:44 PM If you go to the bottom of the main forum page, you'll notice that none of the moderators can be bothered while blonde is like this. If posting naughty words over and over again is your idea of fun, then now is your chance. Boobs. Hehehehe Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: stallyon on June 07, 2006, 04:38:10 PM imagine what it was like in the days before all this technological advances, like when Tikay was young. before wheels were invented surely the cogs just need a bit of grease :D are we talking about the website or tikay here? ....... boobie bum chuffers Hehehehe Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ironside on June 07, 2006, 05:49:39 PM just had a message from an old man who had a message from the brains (thatsbrains matt not brians) and the forum will be back to normall by 6pm
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: thetank on June 07, 2006, 05:54:25 PM Page created in 0.186 seconds with 27 queries.
ayyyaaaarrrr Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Colchester Kev on June 07, 2006, 05:55:31 PM absolutely whizzing now ...AYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Trace on June 07, 2006, 05:57:30 PM About bloody time too ;tk;
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sparks on June 07, 2006, 06:15:03 PM Almost back to normal now guys. Unfortunately the day job prevented me from fixing this earlier. It looks like we had a runaway email process hogging the box and causing everything to run very slow. For the moment, I've left email switched off so you won't get email's via PM. I'm not convined everything is fixed yet so I may reboot the server later tonight. I'll give you some notice and it should only be down for 5minutes or so. Apologies again - shame there wasn't any world cup to watch while blonde was away!
Sparks Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Ironside on June 07, 2006, 06:23:11 PM Almost back to normal now guys. Unfortunately the day job prevented me from fixing this earlier. It looks like we had a runaway email process hogging the box and causing everything to run very slow. For the moment, I've left email switched off so you won't get email's via PM. I'm not convined everything is fixed yet so I may reboot the server later tonight. I'll give you some notice and it should only be down for 5minutes or so. Apologies again - shame there wasn't any world cup to watch while blonde was away! Sparks i know it would of been so much fun watching england getting knocked out BEFORE the knockout stages but can we please keep the world cup to the sports board please give these people with brains an inch and they take a mile Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: The Baron on June 07, 2006, 06:24:34 PM Slow blondes are the best type. ;)
Title: Re: Slow Blonde Post by: Sark79 on June 07, 2006, 06:26:16 PM Almost back to normal now guys. Unfortunately the day job prevented me from fixing this earlier. It looks like we had a runaway email process hogging the box and causing everything to run very slow. For the moment, I've left email switched off so you won't get email's via PM. I'm not convined everything is fixed yet so I may reboot the server later tonight. I'll give you some notice and it should only be down for 5minutes or so. Apologies again - shame there wasn't any world cup to watch while blonde was away! Sparks Good work mate. thanks :)up |