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Title: Joke Post by: Rod Paradise on June 13, 2006, 02:45:17 PM Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? "MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked. "MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "£65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the optional extras. "WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000. "WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?" Title: Re: Joke Post by: Colchester Kev on June 13, 2006, 03:12:18 PM :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Joke Post by: lynx5.0 on June 13, 2006, 04:52:10 PM very good :D
Title: Re: Joke Post by: stallyon on June 13, 2006, 05:18:50 PM that was my phone...grrrrrr....wait till i get my hands on you
Title: Re: Joke Post by: B/FsCousinKev on June 13, 2006, 07:41:26 PM rotflmfao ;applause;
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