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Title: Restaurant Post by: stallyon on June 19, 2006, 03:03:38 PM I went out to a local restaurant this weekend with a couple of friends. While we was eating, a woman sat at a nearby table began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress. Being the hero that I am I asked her if she could swallow. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. "Can you breathe?" I asked. The woman shook her head No!!! Seeing that her face had started to blue I knew I had to do something drastic. I walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran my tongue up and down the crack of her backside. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. I'd heard of the Hind Lick Manoeuvre but never thought i'd end up saving some womans life. :D
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: ACE2M on June 19, 2006, 03:05:45 PM not sure how long that will stay up but it made me laugh.
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: Royal Flush on June 19, 2006, 03:10:43 PM brilliant!!!
Why would that be deleted? Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: ACE2M on June 19, 2006, 03:22:58 PM brilliant!!! Why would that be deleted? Anything slightly risque seems in jeopardy lately. Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: stallyon on June 19, 2006, 03:27:49 PM nothing risque about it at all....who on earth would it offend?
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: Royal Flush on June 19, 2006, 03:29:58 PM Well what if someone read the most who is called Heimlich!!!
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: byronkincaid on June 19, 2006, 03:30:53 PM Not david williams, thats for sure.
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: Graham C on June 19, 2006, 03:34:10 PM lol nice one :D
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: Rod Paradise on June 19, 2006, 03:36:59 PM I guess it would offend most of the managers in this place's Senior Management meeting - bet no-one gets a chance to cough in it. ;goodvevil;
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: charmaine on June 19, 2006, 03:55:14 PM Remind me to never eat in the same restaurent as you Stallyon :blonde:
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: AndrewT on June 19, 2006, 04:54:36 PM I went out to a local restaurant this weekend with a couple of friends. While we was eating, a woman sat at a nearby table began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress. Being the hero that I am I asked her if she could swallow. I normally wait until after coffee before I ask a woman that... Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: stallyon on June 19, 2006, 05:22:07 PM never let it be said that i dont come to the point
Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: dik9 on June 19, 2006, 05:25:48 PM rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao
rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: Trace on June 19, 2006, 07:04:02 PM never let it be said that i dont come to the point I think you are always at THE POINT!!! lmfao You're so naughty!!! ;goodvevil; Title: Re: Restaurant Post by: stallyon on June 19, 2006, 07:09:46 PM Trace must work for 118 :D
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