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There's a power cut where I live. Wouldn't be surprised if they've cut power to the whole of Scotland to stop any negative energy during tonight's footie. 

I've got 4 hours 10mins on my laptop battery - after that goes civilisation will begin to crumble.

dont play poker or watch a dvd because that battery power will turn into 20 minutes.

when the electric company tried to cut my pals electricity off and instal a pay as you go meter  it turned into an all day stand of with about 50 old bill outside and my mate throwing eggs and eventually the electic meter out of the window.

This guys a proper character and bit of a lunatic but one thing that i though was great was when the bailiffs turned up to take all his gear, his bird inadvertantly let them in.

Rather than let these vultures that would take a potabal t.v from an old lady take all his gear to sell he smashed the lot up right in front of them, i mean everything, t.v, dvd, stereo, playstation, he done the lot with a baseball bat.

I think he got arrested for affray or intimidating behaviour but he knew his stuff was gone, he just got to chose how it went, i thought that was blinding, smash the gaff up rather than let the disgusting low lifes that would take a kids computer game have it.

I have a treadmill connected to my meter.  If I run for 2 hours I can get 5 minutes of power free.  My normal weight is bang on 12 stonne.  My new system will get my weight down to around 5 stonne if I decide to use it.  I am going to sell this dietary and fitness system to health shops. It will be called the  "Treadmill and Electricity Diet".  I will make millions and save the planet at the same time.

LOL!!!