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25 Signs You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your FAVORITE song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8.. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those
  %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.

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I don't get #2

When I say I don't get it, I mean I don't understand it.

Phew, i mustn't be grown up yet as #23 doesnt apply to me unless you count the amount of time spent surfing the blonde forum during work!!!

speaking of which...........

maybe in America they call bunk beds - "twin beds".........  :dontask:

Isn't a twin bed just a single bed?

I'm definitely not grown up yet by those definitions!

sadly all 26 applies to me ..what does that make me then?  ;tk;

Who gives the gorlies dinner and a movie.  :dontask:

That's just spoiling them.

When they say dinner what they really mean is a regular size popcorn and a drink............

Yay, I'm spoilt...  :D

A bite of his Big Mac and a look at the latest Fillmaff download doesnt count!!!!!

have to feel sorry for Ginge though... Dinner and a movie is ALL she gets ;)

Why's that Kev?

Cos Flushy is a poof  big girls blouse ;)

PMSL


Sorry couldn't resist asking!

 ;ifm;  ;goodvevil;

Ok well thanks for making Monday even more bloody depressing than normal. Not only do most of the 25 apply....but I started thinking of more!!!!!

I am so depressed that I am off for a number 16


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I got chucked out of a cinema for doing my own food.

My argument was that the prices they charged were ridiculous, and besides which, I hadn't had a good barbecue in ages.  :D

My 'Cinema coat' has a poachers pocket, it holds 4 big bags of Maltesers, two XL popcorn, 1 lg Merry Maid caramels, 4 tubs of ice-cream and a 2ltr bottle of Coke (diet)

pffft

Is that Red opening the bottle?

sigh

Surest sign is when you see a 19 year old in a micro skirt and instead of thinking "It would be rude not to" you think" she must be freezing".

is that when you sidle up to her and ask if she needs warming up  ;)

lolololo

Woohoo, so as well as failing on one of the original 25 i also fail on this count as well!!

Though saying that i'll be 93 years old and will still probably fail on this one......... 0:-)