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Title: blonde falls over.
Post by: tikay on June 26, 2006, 03:37:14 PM
As most of you know, blonde crashed yesterday, we were offline for some 10 or 12 hours. Explanations have been offered elsewhere, I believe, & I could not get online myself for the last 12 hours due to Broadband problems.

We changed "Hosts" a few months back to "FastHost" & thus far, combined with Bream & Sparks, the service has been faultless, indeed this was our first major outage under the new regime.

It also cost us the Day Three of the Live Update, so a bad day, one way & another.

Not our fault, but it was our responsibility.

We are very sorry.


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: booder on June 26, 2006, 04:01:58 PM
how sorry ?


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: RED-DOG on June 26, 2006, 04:08:21 PM
I don't know if the two are connected but yesteray I had my worst day online in a coon's age


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: snoopy1239 on June 26, 2006, 04:14:49 PM
I'm sorry, but it's just not good enough.


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: TheJagster on June 26, 2006, 04:21:22 PM
Ive known a few blondes who fall over.....esp after a drink or two......is this connected?


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: matt674 on June 26, 2006, 04:22:53 PM
darn - and here's me thinking that this would be another quip about how those with fairer coloured fur are slightly less intelligent than us darker furred creatures.

Must grumble :(


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: TheJagster on June 26, 2006, 04:27:43 PM
lol   Matt    got there first!


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: tikay on June 26, 2006, 04:43:32 PM
I don't know if the two are connected but yesteray I had my worst day online in a coon's age

A coon's age? Whassat? Eh?


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: tikay on June 26, 2006, 04:44:23 PM
how sorry ?

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say B+.


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: RED-DOG on June 26, 2006, 05:14:25 PM
I don't know if the two are connected but yesteray I had my worst day online in a coon's age

A coon's age? Whassat? Eh?

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/5/messages/626.html


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: booder on June 26, 2006, 05:17:44 PM
1843.........that would have made tikay a teenager.........you sure you never heard the expression ?


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Ironside on June 26, 2006, 06:35:33 PM
i think this might have been part of the problem

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5116120.stm

blondes host lost all connectivity to the net and therefore blondes and all the other servers were offline


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: thetank on June 26, 2006, 06:48:09 PM
Aswell as the footie, the vandals who sliced through TV cables stopped the flow of decent superlatives into the region.

NTL spokeswoman Alexandra Legg....

"It couldn't have happened at a much worse time - an hour before one of the biggest games ever."


That's ever, in the entire history of everything ever.


How I might imagine Alexandra Legg would describe the World Cup final.....

"One of the biggest games ever ever ever."


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Ironside on June 26, 2006, 08:36:26 PM
Aswell as the footie, the vandals who sliced through TV cables stopped the flow of decent superlatives into the region.

NTL spokeswoman Alexandra Legg....

"It couldn't have happened at a much worse time - an hour before one of the biggest games ever."


That's ever, in the entire history of the beuatiful game.


How I might imagine Alexandra Legg would describe the World Cup final.....

"One of the biggest games ever ever ever."


depends if argentina play brazil it will dwarf ( can i say that in this PC era on blonde?) any game ever play on this planet for wordwide tv viewing figures

mind you for worldwide viewing figures i suppose that england vrs ecuador in round 2 of the world cup doesnt even measure on the ricktor scale



Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: ifm on June 26, 2006, 08:50:45 PM
Brazil v Japan sees huge viewing figures


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Ironside on June 26, 2006, 08:54:51 PM
china v india would see huge figures if both sides were ever to meet in the final of the world cup

it would need both teams to improve a little bit though


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: KeithyB on June 26, 2006, 08:56:53 PM
i think this might have been part of the problem

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5116120.stm

blondes host lost all connectivity to the net and therefore blondes and all the other servers were offline

Good find Ironside.     Anyone else have the thought that this doesn't look like usual vandalism?   Looks more like competitor sabotage to me especially with the timing!


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: ifm on June 26, 2006, 09:02:17 PM
i think this might have been part of the problem

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5116120.stm

blondes host lost all connectivity to the net and therefore blondes and all the other servers were offline

Good find Ironside.     Anyone else have the thought that this doesn't look like usual vandalism?   Looks more like competitor sabotage to me especially with the timing!

Gotta be the scots, lock 'em up during England footie weekends i say :D


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Ironside on June 26, 2006, 09:06:04 PM
not guilty i was doing the housework trying to make the house look tidy after my folks had been at gleneagles watching the golf leaving me to look after the house fo a few days

they are away for 2 weeks next month i have already gotten a quote from a national cleaning firm (the local firms claimed it was too big a job for them) all i can say is i think i need to win the wsop to pay to get the house cleaned


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Nem on June 26, 2006, 09:08:35 PM
they are away for 2 weeks next month

Are you going to have any house party's, homes games, orgies etc...


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: tikay on June 26, 2006, 09:08:47 PM
i think this might have been part of the problem

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5116120.stm

blondes host lost all connectivity to the net and therefore blondes and all the other servers were offline

Good find Ironside.     Anyone else have the thought that this doesn't look like usual vandalism?   Looks more like competitor sabotage to me especially with the timing!

I think that's a little far-fetched - our Live Update from the Vic was clearly very good, but our Competitors are decent chaps.


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: tikay on June 26, 2006, 09:09:34 PM
china v india would see huge figures if both sides were ever to meet in the final of the world cup

it would need both teams to improve a little bit though

Brentford v Fulham would be MASSIVE.


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Nem on June 26, 2006, 09:10:39 PM
Brentford v Fulham would be MASSIVE.

Yeah, in 1927!!! ;tk;


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: Ironside on June 26, 2006, 09:16:35 PM
they are away for 2 weeks next month

Are you going to have any house party's, homes games, orgies etc...

sorry but house is so 80's, i dont know anyone intrested in a house game and even less people in the later


Title: Re: blonde falls over.
Post by: KeithyB on June 26, 2006, 09:21:45 PM
i think this might have been part of the problem

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5116120.stm

blondes host lost all connectivity to the net and therefore blondes and all the other servers were offline

Good find Ironside.     Anyone else have the thought that this doesn't look like usual vandalism?   Looks more like competitor sabotage to me especially with the timing!

I think that's a little far-fetched - our Live Update from the Vic was clearly very good, but our Competitors are decent chaps.

lol.....it was more Telewest/NTL's competitors that I had in mind really though  ;D

Plus we all know Blonde has no serious competitors anyway!   :)up