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I know I shouldn't say it, but ENOUGH!!

I can't take anymore..

It's doing very funny things to me and I want it to stop now.

Apparently you lot down Sarf have got it really bad compared to us oop North.

I'm so desperate for rain.

 :kiv:

It's very hot and sticky but thunderstorms be a coming.

Not before footy tonight I hope, but any time after 8pm is fine :)

32 here in Liverpool and I cannot take it. I want the cold of Scotland again :(

It just monsooned, here in North London. Hasn't hit Wimbledon yet though...

it was crazy where i live just 20 minuits ago, one of the fiercest deluges Ive ever seen.

the roads were flooded within 10 Minuit's, there was thunder, lightning and eventually hailstones.

i had to phone someone up to give me a lift to the shop which is 10 yards across the road :D

really though it was the most extreme forms of a thunderstorm i can remember seeing, it stopped as quickly as it started and its pretty much back to normal now.

A good reminder that no matter how much progress we make as human beings its not really "our" planet, we just live here!! i think nature likes to let us know that once in a while.

Well I wish it would hurry up and remind us in Preston!

Been a fantastic few days !!!! Paul got the pool out on Saturday and its been used constantly since , will post some pool pics later  :) hopefully the weather will be hot hot hot again soon .
Looks like the storms are on there way to Cambridge , but until then Ben (13 yr old ) is having fun in the pool  ;D

I feel for my cats, they dieing in this heat! lol

Blackpool as well please!

In the words of the immortal bard "Shall I compare thee to a summers day, for thou maketh me hot and sweaty"

I saw some amazing lightning over in East London a couple of hours ago (I work on the 18th floor of a tower block in Central London).  We then got a couple of minutes rain, and it's all clear again now - heading North West-ish from what I could make out.

lol @ Red :D

OOOOooo...Er!........... care to Elaborate

Stupid heat here in Stockport 2! Just went out for a kick about and almost collapsed! Bloody flies and Bugs everywhere an all! Woke up this morning with bites on my feet (No pun please!) by some sorta mosquito scum!! Ahhh they itch! Roll on the winter!!

Went down to Curry's and bought a fan today... long overdue purchase. Probably lost a stone in sweat lugging the damn thing back though...

 ;goodvevil;

OK heres my pool pics , everyone having fun...cept me , and your not seeing me in me cozzi



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Objection!

We demand Charmaine in her Cossy.

Will you settle for one of me in my speedo's?

Do I have a choice?

Without speedo's?

sheesh, what a choice

NO NO NO!!!!   ;yellowcard;

For MY eyes only !  :kiv: :kiv: :)up

NO!  Use your imagination!!  lol

charmaine,your daughter is stunning.lovely family pictures.i really needto sort out getting my kids pictures on here.

How long till she's 18 (16)?

;scarymoment;

Thank you littlemisscC  :)

Ones 19 and ones 2 this month Luke  :)

I can foresee lots of requests for you to bring your eldest to BB3 Charmaine!

Lovely pics btw :)

Its hardly that hot is it?!?!?

Storms are here.
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still no signs of any storms in notts.ive woke up to 20 degrees at 7.30,so another hot one today.unfortunatly got to go to work

Heard the thunder but that was it , looks like a good hot start to the day  :)

No thunder, no rain, no nothing last night or today in Preston.

What's the betting that because I have tomorrow off for little one's sports day,
the heavens will open!!

I hate the UK.

we had a humdinger of a storm here about 6am. Back to the usual muggy heat now...

talk about change in weather !! dark dreary wating to storm in cambridge  :(

Bloody typical!!!

Moan when its hot,, and moan when it aint!!  ;goodvevil;

I don't moan when it rains in the summer, I just get naked and go dance in it!

Poured down for all of two minutes, at the top of the hour.

Thank goodness I have my fan set up now...

That'll explain why the weatherman on Northwest Tonight was praying for a continuation of our dry spell after the early evening news last night!!

It's getting cloudy and windy......

LOL yes the British psyche when it comes to weather!

But I don't moan moan when it's cold....

And when it's cold I can put more clothes on, I can't exactly
 sit in my skeleton when I get too hot can I?

You can if you live near that cannibal who breaks into people's homes for a "bite to eat" in Lyonshall near Hereford........

I've spent  most of the time in my bikini through the hot weather , my teenage boys been getting ratty and saying " put some clothes on mum !! " sooooooooo funny .
I on the other hand cant stand being cold  :(
Skys getting darker and darker but still no stormy weather.

It's just gone as muggy as hell over here, not even dark!

My son told me last year that I was classed as a "MILF" !!!!!!

I was shocked and then flattered (after I asked what one was!).  lol   

MILF - DISGUSTING TERMINOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLOODY DIRTY MINDED LITTLE %$*%$'s!!!!!!!!

nice one Trace!  :)up

It WAS Claire.  lol 
I don't think they think that now though.

Well after the shock I was flattered!

why, what does "MILF" mean?

 0:-)

mum i'd like to flatter ?  ;)

wouldn't that be "MILTF"? ???

Ahhhhhh your  just being finnicky Matt  :tikay: ;D

He he - a mate of mine met his mother in law to be for the first time recently, and told us all that she was a MILF.  The boys of course wanted to know all the gory details, but turned out he thought MILF meant 'mother in law from hell'!

i was going to suggest that maybe it wasnt "MILTF" because it didnt roll off the tongue easily - but that would no doubt be construed as a double entendre for something...........  ::)

I wish I hadn't looked up what MILF stands for.

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Being 38 with 2 kids and kicking on abit. I do get
embarrased when twenty Somthing Porn star
lookalike Chicks start calling me DILF.

But Hey ho Life goes on. I'll get over it

Regards

M
 

yeah right!

Cheeky Mare

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lol - I meant 'yeah right' you get embarrased!  Wasn't questioning your DILF-ability!

It's..................................................

Nice attempt but we see through your attempts to dig yourself out of this hole!

I think it must of been a plane going over!

In defence of my stupidity, I did have the telly on rather loud!  lol

Dunno whats funnier, you confusing a plane for thunder, or the fact it took u 1h40 to realise!

Nooooooooo I realised about 10 minutes later, but have been suffering from discons etc., and only just got around to posting it.  lol

Gawdddddddddddddddd


Still no rain, no storms - nothing but bloody sun sun sun....

I'm sat in a south facing office where the windows don't open fully.

I'm dying here.  Grumpy and sleepy.

I want a damn good thunderstorm to clear the air!

it's Pi$$ing down here - wanna swap?!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!  lol

check this thread out, one year ago today........... 32 DEGREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this country's crap ::)

we need a big august but i think it's not coming

I agree bolt , i cant remember such a crapy wet summer,  hope it changes for the kids summer holidays  :(

This heat (I use the term loosely) is by far more uncomfortable than the heat Vegas has had. I was 110 to 116 for the 2 weeks I was there, but as it is a dry heat, it was by far easier to cope with than our wet heat.

lol no m3boy...someone bumped this thread from 1 year ago.

I know m8, but even this shitty temp we have now (19c is it?) I find harder to cope with than 116 in Vegas.

So glad ım on my holıdays ın sunny Turkey, last week ıt was very hot 46, thıs week not so bad 40s but lookıng forward to a bıt of raın.....ı here theres plenty ın the uk

Thanks for bumping this.

A) it reinforces how bloody awful the weather is at the moment :)up

B) I've learned something.  But why is it cool to be a MILF ?  :dontask:

Moro Islamic Liberation Front
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


The Moro Islamic Liberation Front is a Muslim separatist rebel group located in Southern Philippines.[1] The area where the group is active is called Bangsamoro by the MILF and it covers the southern portion of Mindanao, the Sulu Archipelago, Palawan, Basilan and the neighboring islands. There are approximately 4.5 million Muslims in the Philippines[2] and the majority live within this area.

The MILF was first centred around the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF), formed in the late 1960s following the Jabidah Massacre. The group demanded the formation of an independent Moro Islamic state and took part in terrorist attacks and assassinations to promote their ideas. The central government rejected this demand and sent troops into Moroland to maintain order. The MILF was formed in 1981 when Salamat Hashim and his followers split from the MNLF, due to the MNLF's reluctance to launch an insurgency against the Philippine government forces and movements towards a peace agreement.[3]

In January 1987, the MNLF accepted the government's offer of semi-autonomy. The MILF refused to accept the offer. The MILF became the largest separatist group in the Philippines. A general cessation of hostilities was signed in July 1997 but this agreement was broken in 2000 by the government of Joseph Estrada. The MILF initially declared a jihad but became more receptive, especially following claims it is linked to the Abu Sayyaf and al Qaeda. A cease-fire accord was signed with President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo [1][2].

Despite peace negotiations that had appeared to be fruitful and a two year cease-fire, in January 2005 MILF operatives attacked government troops in Maguindanao resulting in at least twenty-three deaths. Led by Abdul Rahman Binago, one hundred MILF rebels surrounded the soldiers and were believed to have executed several wounded. The combined troops of MILF, Abu Sofia and Abu Sayyaf were involved in days of fighting which necessitated government troops using 105 mm howitzers to attack the rebel forces. Thousands of civilians in Maguindanao were forced to leave their homes to avoid danger.[citation needed]

The MILF denied authorizing the attack, and said they were trying to communicate with Binago. A spokesman explained that a relative of Binago had recently been killed by government troops and speculated this might have motivated his activities[citation needed]. The incident, along with a 2003 bombing at Davao airport which the Philippine government blamed on rogue MILF elements,[4] raised speculation that the peace negotiations might be ineffectual in bringing peace to Mindanao if the MILF is unable to control its operatives. The MILF denies ties with terrorist group Jemaah Islamiyah, although Jemaah Islamiyah is believed to have provided them with training facilities in areas they control [5][6]. The MILF also continues to deny connections with Al-Qaeda, though it has admitted to sending around 600 volunteers to Al-Qaeda training camps in Afghanistan, and that Osama Bin Laden sent money to the Moro region, though the group denies directly receiving any of the money.[7] A new round of fighting occurred from June 28 to July 6, 2006, between the MILF and armed civilian volunteers ("CVOs") under Maguindanao Province Governor Andal Ampatuan who were backed by Philippine Army troops. The fighting began after Governor Ampatuan blamed the MILF for a June 23 bomb attack on his motorcade, which killed five in his entourage. The MILF denied responsibility, but Ampatuan sent police and CVOs to arrest MILF personnel allegedly connected to the attack. Four thousand families were reported displaced by the fighting that followed, which was ended by a cease-fire agreement signed July 10-11.[8]

υ== Right for Self Determination == The government recently in March of 2007 offered to recognize the right of Self Determination for the Moros, the Muslims in the south, which it has never done in over three decades of conflict and intermittent negotiations.[3]