blonde poker forum

Hi there!

I was told to check out this site by someone who spends alot of time on here.

I don't know much about Poker I'm afraid but I'm looking for persuasion to get learning so I thought I'd join up and see what all the fuss is all about!

Love me x

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 :hello: & welcome Clairebear, there's alot to fuss about! Enjoy.

 :hello:           and            ;welcome;          to the friendliest forum on the net

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Welcome to blonde and enjoy the ride!!!!

Hi Claire, Welcome to blonde


Don't listen to what a guy called Ironside says about poker, he knows nothing either!

Hi Claire. welcome to the forum. Who told you about blonde then?

I'll keep that in mind, thanks!

A gentleman. A perfect gentleman.

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That rules me out ... :D

Super friendly! Thank you everyone!  ;D

Hi Claire!  Nice name :)

Spidey....senses......tingling!!!!

Welcome! :dd:

Oh really....?

You see Clairebear, certain people would be flirting outrageously by now but those certain people still bear the scars of a certain "PokerGirlie" episode  :D


http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=1584.0

Ah yes! I have heard about said incident....very amusing  :D

Well that doesnt require a monthly subscription!!  :o

Welcome aboard  ;welcome;

hehe - I've not seen this before - on page 3 now - it's better than the soaps!  Can't wait for the reveal!

Even after the reveal keep reading! It gets better!

I'm going to have to set aside a few hours of my precious day to get through all of that. I've heard the highlights though so it's all good!

Make sure you read thru to the bit where Sunday 8pm comes across the thread some weeks later and does not read it from the start


an all time great blonde moment!

Eeeee  worthy of another read methinks!!!

hello :)

poker girlie thread was a classic.

I don't think clairebear's pic is really her either!

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Let's hope it is!

Madonna is a blondeite!

'Fraid not. It's Madonna. I'll try to get one done in the near future!

that would be cool.  Madge, Tikay and Indestructable could have long chats about the price of fame

Hey, I may not be famous but give me a chance!

You might get to like me.  :)

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Welcome to blonde Claire  :)

I'm sure you're much nicer than Madonna!

Thank you!

And a huge thanks to everyone else who has said hello and welcomed me, it's going to get crazy if I reply to all posts but I'm loving the Blonde vibe so far!

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Aww - I hope so  :D

Claire, where are you from ?

...Kev asks, mouse poised above the 'Destination' selector on a train ticket booking website.

Here we go!........................

Unfortunately kev I'm not from Colchester!

Unlike poker-girlie....

LOL LOL LOL I am merely fishing for information ...I am still bearing scars from pokergirlie, and am just making enquiries :)

Fish away  :-X lol

Have you seen what he's using for bait...?

Hello, Welcome and all that jazz...

thank god you spelt JAZZ correctly :D

Oo-err! I don't wish to know! LOL

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Cutesy name, we're all in trouble.

When I saw this thread this morning I could have sworn it was an old one being bumped... Hello to the newcomer, and don't mind the sleazy old (and young) men, its an internet thing. Only a couple are actually like that in real life.

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Who's the other one?  ;goodvevil;

Besides yourself?

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I wouldn't want to upset the poor guy lest he head out to a strip joint....

Page 4 of a thread seems like a strange place to say hello and welcome but......

HELLO and  ;welcome;

Sheriff

I am getting old and can't remember if I have said hello, but just in case
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Hi welcome to Blonde   

Howdy partner. :)up


Hope you enjoy the place.

I thought I was the only one here.

Welcome

ME

but hello there miss claire and dontlisten to a word that tight end says i am and always will be a perfect gent

I'll say hello and welcome on the chance that you are genuine :D

 :D Cutesy.  :D


Hello everyone! Thanks again for being so friendly.


For all those that are still wondering - I am NOT a repeat of PokerGirlie, I am a genuine person.   :)

Unfortunately until you swing by my treehouse the doubt will always remain........

Of course there is always BlondeBash III but that is a few months off yet!!

I have had Blonde Bash 3 put to me already so I may be seeing some of you there.

I'm afraid we need proof.

Proof...?

They want to see your picture Claire so that they can have a good old letch!

Who?

good question Mr Red.

If I may Claire, I think there are several reasons why the folks round here are a little suspicious.  For example, you don't know much about poker, but you have decided to join a poker forum at the suggestion of a guy that posts here.  For one, it seems odd that your friend would have mentioned joining the forum to you if that was the case, especially in the detail you have suggested (to the extent that you have heard all about the poker girlie thread, been invited to Blonde Bash etc).

2nd, your reluctance to say who invited you here.  Preusuming you are genuine, it seems odd that your friend hasn't even posted on this thread to say hello, or explain your connection.

Just my thoughts. 

That will help

where did that come from??

Nobody expects teh spanish inquisition...

I blame Junior

It's a direct quote from your post before you edited it.

Claire is someone I introduced to blonde. Trust me she's real.

She didn't mean to arouse suspicion she just wanted to get to know yoos all herself.

Didn't realise she'd need to pass your security tests (crikey!) although after PokerGirlie it's understandable.

Anywho I will drag her along, kicking and screaming, to blondebash III. :)

Kicking and screaming huh? LOL

Hi Claire, welcome to te forum  :hello:

Look forward to meeting you there Claire x

There are security tests?!?!?!? How on earth did i manage to become a member then?? ???

Tests for humans, not for monkeys...

Claire they just wanted a picture, they weren't really being suspicious. Leaches the lot of them.

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No no, it's understandable after PokerGirlie!


Thanks to all, see you at BlondeBashIII  8)

xx

Phew, there's a relief - guess that also means i dont have to get the monkey family album out either!!

I'm getting paranoid now - I thought I'd replied to this and now it's gone!

I just wanted to say that it is at times like these I wish I was better at expressing my sentiments in the written word.  These comments were all tongue in cheek (and I removed the text from the original message after I got a PM).

Now I'm going to come across as all defensive aren't I?!

I'm afraid you've lost me Claw. I know the comments were tounge in cheek, so were mine (and very fetching I look too) But I can't quote something you didn't post.

I know!! I meant the 'where do you get that from' post was tongue in cheek!!!  I'm going to crawl back into my hole now.....!

I almost made a comment about your hole. Then, in a moment of lucidity, I forsaw the possibility of misinterpretation

RED!   NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

And there went the image of red being a true gentleman...

But it's true, I, like Claw, often have trouble explaining myself, so when she said

"I'm going to crawl back into my hole"

I almost said

'It won't be long before I need to get into your hole"

it looks like I still managed to make a pigs ear of it though.

Have I gone red?

yes and so have I!