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Title: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 08:55:52 PM
For Tikay and Red Dog  ;D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2005, 09:01:15 PM
I must congratulate you Banksie.. although you are new to the forum, you have already realised that as Red Dog and Tikay are advancing in years, they need everything repeating... bless em, and god bless ALL old people ;)


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: tikay on August 12, 2005, 09:06:44 PM

Ok, this is the No Flame Zone Exemption Zone. Shut it Kev.


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:07:51 PM
Yes God bless 'em, but it was it was a bit of a school boy error on my part putting it up twice... I'll get my coat... again!!! ;D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:09:17 PM
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No Flame Zone Exemption Zone
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I guess no red or yellows count here then Tikay???!!!


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: tikay on August 12, 2005, 09:09:58 PM
Has anyone ever had a Yellow Card within their first day as a blondeite? Till now, I mean......


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: tikay on August 12, 2005, 09:11:48 PM

WRONG Banksie. But i am the only one who has exemption. I am all-powerful, & omnipotent.


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:12:22 PM
Errrr... not only will I get my coat but also "Taxi for one" LOL :o


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2005, 09:13:16 PM

Ok, this is the No Flame Zone Exemption Zone. Shut it Kev.

LOL no probs "gramps" see you tomorrow at Luton, are you ok for mint imperials and did you remember your tartan blanket for ya legs ??? :-*


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:15:08 PM
Surely that's treading the yellow card line Kev?!  ;D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 12, 2005, 09:18:45 PM
Banksie, I already have more cards than clintons  ;)


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: redsimon on August 12, 2005, 09:19:55 PM

WRONG Banksie. But i am the only one who has exemption. I am impotent.

Fixed Your Post :D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:21:54 PM
29 views on 'Fetishes' here, must be some dodgy 'Poker Players' here LOL  :P


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: tikay on August 12, 2005, 09:24:08 PM

Yup, I'm probably that TOO Simon. Been so long......


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:24:52 PM
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Has anyone ever had a Yellow Card within their first day as a blondeite? Till now, I mean......
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Does that mean I can spam and flame as much as I like on my first day here then!?

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: redsimon on August 12, 2005, 09:35:53 PM
Just might be 1st and last tho...


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Banksie on August 12, 2005, 09:38:57 PM
Ah don't worry mate... have no products to sell... no affiliates to advertise mate... apart from... www.gimmeasponsorcauseineedmoneyforpoker.com  :D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: RED-DOG on August 12, 2005, 10:20:45 PM

REALLY guys. I mean, we all have our little fetishes, but admitting you watch BB is a bit extreme, surely?

But the thought occurs to me - I bet Red-Dog starts a thread about fetishes - that'd be a corker. But NON-SEXUAL please, this is blonde. Just PM me with the sexual stuff.......


Not sure what a non sexual fetish is, but I think its something held in awe or reverence, so here are a few of mine



Mrs Red

Most edible things

Quiet frosty mornings

Puppies

Children

Old people with good stories

Books

Girls with clean shiny hair, worn up

Perkins 4108 diesel engines

My parents

Cooking /sleeping outdoors

Life

Freedom

Silence

Solitude

Guitars

Photographs

Poetry

Watches

Swiss army knives

Survivors

New places

Sargeant York

Spongebob Squarepants

British finches

Gortex waterproof boots

Feather pillows

People who stand up for the little guy

The Dales

Home truths/Radio 4

Meatloaf

Smiley Officials

I could go on for ever I think, Isnt life great?






Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: AdamM on August 13, 2005, 12:43:17 AM
Guitars Tom, do you play?


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: tikay on August 13, 2005, 02:00:36 AM

Home Truths - was there EVER a better radio prog?


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: RED-DOG on August 13, 2005, 03:55:56 AM
Adam, yes

tikay, no


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: tikay on August 13, 2005, 03:58:19 AM

The Septic Tank Story is the sort of thing that Home Truths do - did, in JP's time - so well.

I am off to bed, dreaming of Peggy Shitter.


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: AdamM on August 13, 2005, 03:42:07 PM
Adam, yes

tikay, no

cool, me too. play in a pop/punk band currently called Fluff. weilding a Fender US custom strat, black with chrome plate and rather unusually for a strat white binding on the body. through the only amp worth having for a gigging rock musician a Marshall Triple Super Lead full stack.

yourself?


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: AdamM on August 13, 2005, 03:43:37 PM
just occured to me some of that might be obvious because of the picture.


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: The_nun on August 13, 2005, 04:16:53 PM
just occured to me some of that might be obvious because of the picture.
so it'sa Guitar in your hand ... i should have gone to specsavers.


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: RED-DOG on August 13, 2005, 04:27:31 PM
Adam, yes

tikay, no

cool, me too. play in a pop/punk band currently called Fluff. weilding a Fender US custom strat, black with chrome plate and rather unusually for a strat white binding on the body. through the only amp worth having for a gigging rock musician a Marshall Triple Super Lead full stack.

yourself?

I only Play for friends and family at parties (they enjoy it more when they are drunk, for some strange reason) and for myself, when I'm happy and when I'm sad

I have a beautiful but batterd old acoustic that I bought before you were born,( Look up the lyrics to 'This old guitar' by John Denver)

I attempt to play anything that floats my boat, from The Undertones to Willie Nelson, my daughter has just introduced me to Offspring, do you do any of theirs?

Im not a very accomplished guitarist, But I've never been shy enough to let that stop me 8)



Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2005, 01:48:39 PM
i am sure that it was the nun replying to this thread that got our account suspended


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Robert HM on August 17, 2005, 01:52:23 PM
Shhh! her lips are sealed


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Colchester Kev on August 17, 2005, 04:33:17 PM
Im sure i caught a glimpse of one... under a betfair table  ;D


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: North Angel on August 17, 2005, 05:28:32 PM
Has anyone ever had a Yellow Card within their first day as a blondeite? Till now, I mean......

Im sure I did  :'(


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2005, 05:32:12 PM
Has anyone ever had a Yellow Card within their first day as a blondeite? Till now, I mean......

Im sure I did  :'(

you got a multitude of red cards on your first day


Title: Re: Fetishes...
Post by: RED-DOG on August 17, 2005, 06:00:14 PM
Has anyone ever had a Yellow Card within their first day as a blondeite? Till now, I mean......

Im sure I did  :'(

you got a multitude of red cards on your first day

I'm saving them up for a fondue set