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http://tuffish.ytmnd.com/ (http://tuffish.ytmnd.com/)

Tuff fish is a legend

lmao.... did someone record me without my knowing the last time I was on Party?

Just watched it! LMFAO! i wish party had a buddy list  ;)

He is in wikipedia now!!!

If you guys havent seen his videos they are class.

http://fstln.com/pokerhands/ (http://fstln.com/pokerhands/)

he is a losing cash game player, who tilts a lot and cant see str8's! Its class viewing.

For the real tuff_fish fans you need the t-shirt.

http://www.fstln.com/page3/page3.html

(http://www.fstln.com/page3/teeshirtstill.JPG)

Oh Tuff Fish, got to love him. Whenever you feel like you are playing bad, getting unlucky, or just need to have a good old mock at someone, his vids always fill the gap  :D He can honestly make me cry with laughter.

He sounds exactly like I did the last time I played cash on Party. That's truly worrying.  :D

"Jack-deuce? You called a raise, a re-raise and a re-RE-raise with that?"

(We'll forget for the moment that I called on the river when it was obvious that he'd made the flush...  ;hide;)

The funniest hand he plays has to be when he check raises his 66 on a 782 flop, check check the A turn and then leads out on the 6 river gets set all in and loses to 9T, he then goes on to complain about "hidden straights"

Classic.

"there you go, i can lose another buyin....god bless america....sonofabitch....SONOFAGODDAMN BITCH    HICHCCHAAAHAHCAACHACH"
(as he check riases 77 allin on a board with 2 Kings and runs into AK)

(source... http://www.fstln.com/pokerhands/fri6-9/fri6-9_media/ )


Words to guide the future generations of poker players.

I'm not that bad... although I did raise with K-K today, get two calls from the blinds:

flop is Q-J-3 rainbow..

now Shortstack (Small Blind) moves all-in for almost the size of the pot... and second caller (Big Blind) minimum raises it... he has me outchipped at the table, and - wait a minute... am I actually telling a story about how I went all-in with the worst hand?

??? How'd that happen? :dontask:

Ok so who is this guy, what's the story behind this?

Time check 03:46 and I have tears streaming down my face! Having never heard of this guy I'm now lookin for my next fix...Damn he's FUNNY. The vocabulary, the tone of voice and the passion....PRICELESS!

Got done earlier with AA vs AA in a three way preflop all in...matey boy with 8Ts called and caught a flush! Would love to see what this guy would come out with in that situation...hehe...(thankfully the above hand was in a freeroll tourny to qualify for some Vegas comp...sponsored by 'The Sun' on Mansion poker...will post details in appropriate section for anyone who wants to have a bash at qualifying).

Must pass this Tuff Fish link on to mates.

Appreciate you posting this! hehe

Play well and don't 'spew' too many chips...God Bless Blonde!

Will

Posted elsewhere but this is the full list of his videos.


http://www.fstln.com/pokerhands/

Some aren't as good but most contain one or two of his classic quotes like "I raise KK and of course there's the ace, like a bad mother-in-law"

I love tuff fish. How can you not???!!

I don't see the video on that one, just the audio?

Edit: I got it now.. :D

This is incidentally only the second reference to tuff fish I can find on blonde.

Watching "first video" from tuff fish, I am getting obsessed with this now. Am I supposed to be learning something from these videos? :dontask:

So far, I don't think he's playing that badly.... which is also worrying! :D

Tuff fish is a legend....noooo doubt. (if you dont get that, wait till he keeps getting JJ/AK UTG)

Word is he went skint and he hasnt made a new video for a while.

I watched the first video, and it all seemed to be going okay for him.

Just watched the one JC recommended, where he tilts off all that money with the 77 vs AK on a board that has two K's... :D

The thing is, he keeps reraising with these middle pairs, gets called and then rages about all the people calling him. But if he knows they call, then why reraise with a hand like that? :D

I see why you like it so much... I don't play those hands quite as "aggressively" as that. I don't rage about the hands where nobody calls me. But every now and again when the hand that shouldn't call does and wins, the cry of "unbelievable!" rings out across the peaceable suburbs of London, so I can relate to him...

the hands where he keeps overbetting the pot... because he's on crazy steam tilt... :D

It has cheered me up after a pretty bad (in poker terms) night, so thanks :D

2nd video: right at the start he has AA vs AT suited (nut flush draw), he's raised all-in on the flop and calls - loses when the flush hits the river. Laughs it off.

When he rebuys for $400, we briefly see that he's working off a $2400 bankroll, playing  shorthanded $2/$4 NL at $400 a pop... now, is that smart?

When he plays well, I don't think he's that bad a player.

But I think he struggles a lot reading other opponent's holdings which gets him trouble, plus he can't see straights, has a ridiculous innate paranoia about flushes and of course goes on major tilt.

But he still rules.

But surely we all know that flushes always hit the river...

Don't we? :(

Wait till he is on full tilt on 10-20 Zim, thats entertainment!

thought that AQ with A diamonds on an A high 3 diamond board was a cracking pass

One of his finest!

what ones am i looking to watch?, theres untold, the couple ive watched he's broke even.

"SONOFAGODDAMNBITCH!! Look at that, I just raise it up with A-K under the gun, and everyone just can't wait to call me! SONOFA.. sometimes it just makes me so mad, I wanna..."


"Oh and look at this, SONOFAGODDAMN.... now the small blind's reraising me? GODDAMN, I raise under the gun, and now I get called by everyone, and this joker's probably got a measly pair of jacks or something... but I can't play, because all those callers probably have all the aces and kings in the deck - Jesus, can I catch a break here?!! I can't get nothing!"


"Look at that, SONOFA.. what the hell was he doing? God, some of these guys just CGHGCHGHGH" <sound of microphone being chewed on>

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Perfect, just PERFECT!  ;tightend;

posted this one earlier in the thread bolt.

 http://www.fstln.com/pokerhands/fri6-9/fri6-9_media/ )

Bolt... try this link instead

http://www.fstln.com/pokerhands/fri6-9/fri6-9.html

Another bad beat for the man...

http://www.pokerwire.com/results.php?title=table-winner-johnny-kitchens&uid=20584

I was just about to ask if tuff fish was playing this year at the WSOP! :D

This is great viewing I think. Had a good, for me, coupla weeks running up several thousands in profit on cash tables and tilted away about $2000 of it thinking I could play better than I can. A lot of the hands I played like matey tuff but he's better than me I think. I find some of his commentary quite instructive in fact :-)

The big mistakes ARE hilarious though. There's one I enjoyed specially where he made 2 pair on the river 5s and 6s and then comments on what pain the other dude is gonna be in when he calls his river bet. He's already put the guy on a bare A ( there's an A on board ) but our hero didn't notice that the board had a pair of 4s (or something like) and the man has Aces up.

His "Doh" type explosion as he realised his mistake really had me rolling around.

I'll watch more I think and then return as a tuffer fish.

Lol yes "unlucky buddy....what the, what the son of a god damn bitch"

Another one for you: (tuff fish: the remix)

http://www.purevolume.com/tufffish

:D

cheers lads, checked it out, great stuff :)up