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I was heading into ASDA today, at hamilton with my girlfriend janet, when i noticed that Jason Cowan from BB 4 or 5 was walking towards me.

If any of you remember this tit, he was the Body Building big headed dude that came runner up to Nadia.

just as he was walking past, i kind odf had a rush of blood to the head, and said to him "alrighty mate, imagine getting beat of a tranny" lol he wasnt very happy, and just walked away, Mind you janet didnt find it funny either, infact i actually got a slag accross my arm from her!

.....well i thought it was funny!

 rotflmfao

nice.

To be fair to big man, he maybe found it funny the first tim he heard it too.  :D

Aye but when i say it i say it with conviction mate, plus he hated her so much the pain will never die with him. lol

You'd have thought he'd have been pleased to be recognised!

i once got into an arguement at a gig (godspeed you black emperor) with unfunny scottish comedian phil kay, he had the temerity to ask me and my mate to stop talking during the show,after some discussions about his personal hygene he decided to watch the rest of the gig elsewere!

i once seen Ben Elton,in a  car 5 years ago exiting junction 12 westbound on the M8.........

he gave me a wave,cos i was looking

Can i join in then?  Last week I saw Keith the accountant from The Office on the tube.  He got off at Shepherd's Bush.

and welcome to the Z -list celebrity spotting forum

I actually have a higher than Z list one - couple of months old though.  I saw Pete Docherty strolling down the road in an ill fitting suit and trilby hat.  The same day I also saw an actor whose name I don't know but he was in Coupling.

 on my way to cincinnatis one night, dont remember if it was the bb or not, i seen federico of big brother fame,

 coming out of a restaurant with his gf i think, i put my window down and shouted '' federico !! ''

 he turned round and waved over to us ,  then i shouted  '' ya bawbag ! ! ''

 his face was a picture, think he was chuffed somebody had recognised him.  rotflmfao

i met tikay off the tele once he looks much older in real life

is this where I get to tell my jimmy tarbuck story ?

yes, go on

One of my Uni lectureres Daughter's used to date him after his BB appearance.  She said he was an ok guy, but abit vain

i used to "get involved" in a game of 3 card blind brag on a friday night above a chinese restaurant in south london, where JT was a regular player. I say player, he was rubbish.

it was definitely "winner takes all"

Laz did you get my PM mate? about saturday

I taught "Citizen Science" of BB fame, at college a few years ago. Funny guy, thinks he knows it all.

The old guy I used to work beside got into a fight with Sydney Devine.  Sydney claimed he had damaged his watch, it ended in a punch from my mate to Sydney' nose. 





Who the hell is Sydney Devine?  :D     He is a dodgy Scottish country singer

Presumably DCI Burnside piped in with the fact that sometimes they use the Flitcroft Estate too.

Then closed with "shut iiiiiiit you tawt"

lol nice one Dave :D

my ex missus has been in nuts about 4/5 times lately, she was voted babe of the year!!!

siobhan from Haverhill or Cambridge depending on the week.

Gorgeous, but boring!!!!!

I've got a George Foreman grill.

I once saw Mohammed Ali at Marks and Spencers in Birmingham, Cliff Richard nearly ran me over (well his driver), had dinner with Ricky Hatton and got pissed with Paul Mcgrath.

I met the jannie offa Grange Hill

I met James Garner (Maverick, Rockford Files) in an airport in New York.

My sister met Marti Pellow when she worked at the Grosvenor Cinema in Glasgow. Premier of a film, big queue, Mr Pellow walks right to the front for wee sis to tell him to go to the back.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Sorry, I didn't recognise you, you're the guy who played Marti Pellow in Stars in Your Eyes, you're much better than that cheesy grinned bastard! Sorry but you've still to go to the back of the queue."

Exit M Pellow, bright red with all around giggling  :D I was so proud of her!!

Brilliant!

she missed out the part where he was a Junky shooting-up toss-pot! Good effort Sis Rodley

I wouldn't insult the big body building one off Big Brother, i would only insult one of the smaller weedier ones or at a push the tranny.  :D

She/he would clean your clock!!  :D

On second thoughts you are right.
You did mean clock didn't you.  :D

Whatever pickles your gerkin  :D

I used to play Quasar when I was younger and did a bit of part time "marshalling" at our local venue, John Barnes often used to bring his kids in. I felt so cool that he used to come over and talk to us and I could stand there looking like ""I know a famous footballer" whilst lots of people where coming up asking for autographs.