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Title: ladies hit back Post by: Ironside on August 03, 2006, 05:43:01 PM the football teams have overlooked 2 major groups the disabled and the ladies so if any ladies want to join myself and ericstoner in a football team then please let us know quick
if there are anyother disabled blondites out there that what to play football then please let me know Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 05:51:55 PM I asked ages ago when the footy was first announced if any other women wanted to form a team, but received zero replies! Probably not up for it now to be honest, I've done my achilles tendon in. Actually, that probably qualifies me on both counts then!
Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: turny on August 03, 2006, 05:52:35 PM i think your being a bit harsh ironside.
not once have we said the disabled or ladies are not free to play at the football at bb3. like all organised events at bb3 the football is open to all members of the blonde forum whether disabled (iron) female(poppet) old(tikay) gay (flushy) or just plain rubbish (inthebelly) if you can find one post where i have said that we do not welcome disabled players to participate in the football at bb3 then leave your initial opening post on this thread as it is otherwise please rephrase it otherwise i may have to consider legal action for deflamation of character as organisor of the bb3 footie. and remember who the drunk was who repaired your wheel at bb2!!!!!!!!! :D Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 05:54:11 PM I don't think ironside was suggesting that the organisers had overlooked the groups, just that those potential teams hadn't been formed! That's how I read it anyway!
Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Ironside on August 03, 2006, 05:54:28 PM ITB i know you havent said we cant play but lack of people taking me up on my offer to play means i need my own team so i am going to get a team of players together who will run rings round the pros
Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: turny on August 03, 2006, 05:56:16 PM I don't think ironside was suggesting that the organisers had overlooked the groups, just that those potential teams hadn't been formed! That's how I read it anyway! i know what he meant but he uses the word "overlooked" hence why i want him to rephrase :D Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 05:58:10 PM I don't think ironside was suggesting that the organisers had overlooked the groups, just that those potential teams hadn't been formed! That's how I read it anyway! i know what he meant but he uses the word "overlooked" hence why i want him to rephrase :D 'football teams have overlooked' I don't see what's wrong with that? As Ironside said, no one has taken him up on his offer to play, so you can't argue that the teams have overlooked him!! Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: turny on August 03, 2006, 05:59:07 PM ITB i know you havent said we cant play but lack of people taking me up on my offer to play means i need my own team so i am going to get a team of players together who will run rings round the pros go for it iron and when you have enough post your team in the confirmation thread. as i said before will need to know so i can find a leisure centre with a suitable surface for wheelchairs Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Colchester Kev on August 03, 2006, 05:59:46 PM Im a fat lazy barsteward with a glass back, if you can get me a chair I will play on your team Iron .... can you get me a powered one, i cant be arsed to turn the wheels myself :)
Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: turny on August 03, 2006, 06:01:17 PM I don't think ironside was suggesting that the organisers had overlooked the groups, just that those potential teams hadn't been formed! That's how I read it anyway! i know what he meant but he uses the word "overlooked" hence why i want him to rephrase :D 'football teams have overlooked' I don't see what's wrong with that? chill out claw! if you see my posts i have added smileys. that means your having a joke :D sorry if today your having a sense of humour bypass day :D Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 06:01:33 PM Im a fat lazy barsteward with a glass back, if you can get me a chair I will play on your team Iron .... can you get me a powered one, i cant be arsed to turn the wheels myself :) excuse my ignorance Kev, but I've never heard of a glass back. Do you mind if I ask what that means exactly and how it came about? Tell me to mind my own if you want! Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: turny on August 03, 2006, 06:02:12 PM Im a fat lazy barsteward with a glass back, if you can get me a chair I will play on your team Iron .... can you get me a powered one, i cant be arsed to turn the wheels myself :) this i gotta see!!! :D get him one iron rotflmfao Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 06:02:24 PM I don't think ironside was suggesting that the organisers had overlooked the groups, just that those potential teams hadn't been formed! That's how I read it anyway! i know what he meant but he uses the word "overlooked" hence why i want him to rephrase :D 'football teams have overlooked' I don't see what's wrong with that? chill out claw! if you see my posts i have added smileys. that means your having a joke :D sorry if today your having a sense of humour bypass day :D sorry if you are!! I tend to use the double exclamation mark rather than the smiley!! Oh the joys of the written word!! Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: The_nun on August 03, 2006, 06:02:36 PM Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores....
NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys.. Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Ironside on August 03, 2006, 06:04:33 PM kiv your now our goalie
i wont be able to bring a chair with me due to the fact i am flying but i will pinch an armchair from the hotel Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Colchester Kev on August 03, 2006, 06:04:55 PM Im a fat lazy barsteward with a glass back, if you can get me a chair I will play on your team Iron .... can you get me a powered one, i cant be arsed to turn the wheels myself :) excuse my ignorance Kev, but I've never heard of a glass back. Do you mind if I ask what that means exactly and how it came about? Tell me to mind my own if you want! A glass back is a technical term ;) for a weak back that gets put out very easily, it just means fragile. Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores.... NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys.. AYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 06:05:39 PM kiv your now our goalie i wont be able to bring a chair with me due to the fact i am flying but i will pinch an armchair from the hotel might I suggest a high-backed four seater sofa? Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Claw75 on August 03, 2006, 06:06:49 PM A glass back is a technical term ;) for a weak back that gets put out very easily, it just means fragile. haha - I didn't think glass was a very sensible bone substitute! I've got one of those as well then :( Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Ironside on August 03, 2006, 06:07:27 PM kiv your now our goalie i wont be able to bring a chair with me due to the fact i am flying but i will pinch an armchair from the hotel might I suggest a high-backed four seater sofa? nah an armchair will be big enough you seen the size of the 5- a side goals? remember we have KIV on the arm chair Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Dingdell on August 03, 2006, 06:10:17 PM For fairness everyone should be in a chair - definitely a level playing field - then we'll see who runs rings round each other.....
Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Bongo on August 03, 2006, 06:14:17 PM For fairness everyone should be in a chair - definitely a level playing field Otherwise they might roll away... (sorry!) Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Robert HM on August 03, 2006, 06:20:21 PM Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores.... NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys.. If you were to be bouncing about on my lap, I would have considered that I had scored already. forget where the football ends up, that is of no consequence. Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: The_nun on August 03, 2006, 06:48:48 PM Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores.... :kiv:NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys.. If you were to be bouncing about on my lap, I would have considered that I had scored already. forget where the football ends up, that is of no consequence. Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Robert HM on August 03, 2006, 06:51:16 PM Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores.... :kiv:NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys.. If you were to be bouncing about on my lap, I would have considered that I had scored already. forget where the football ends up, that is of no consequence. :-* :-* :-* Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: londonpokergirl on August 03, 2006, 07:03:55 PM Ok may i suggest .. every chair user teams up with a female....the female sit's on the chair users lap, bouncing away happily over the un-even ground,then jumps off at the goal and scores.... NOW THEN .............form an orderly queue to apply for team membership boys.. :goodpost: Maureen i'm with u on that one rotflmfao If they think i'm gonna run about a pitch with my baps, not a chance in hell ;) Title: Re: ladies hit back Post by: Royal Flush on August 03, 2006, 11:15:21 PM For fairness everyone should be in a chair - definitely a level playing field Otherwise they might roll away... (sorry!) rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao |