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some of you may have seen this stream about a year ago on another poker forum but it was such a success I thought I'd start it off here (no cheating by searching for the stream in question).

the rules are simple, take a famous film title and make a fishy pun out if it. I know for a fact there are clear of 100 to get because we did it at a job of mine and we raked them up for a few days.

heres a couple to get up started

The Cod Father
Prawn of the Dead
Prawn on the 4th of July
Natural Prawn Killers
Krill Bill
and my personal favourite
Anemone of the state

go

As I was involved in the original thread I will leave this to the others. My favourite was The CLAM that ROCKs the CRAYdle

triple points.

was it your thread before?

No but I had some great fun in that one I will admit. I have a list of every fish type in my favourite list which I sometimes use when steaming online- If someone beats me in a particularly fishy way I refuse to say anything in the chatbox for fear of recieving a chat ban, I simply put a different type of fish in there whenever he is in a pot. Juvenille? maybe but it is far more theraputic than swearing/educating said pillock.

Codlateral

The Ray after tomorrow

Field of Breams

Lord of the Lings

A plaice in the Sun

Shawshark redemption

Hakespeare In Love


( Going away for a week, this is now going to ruin my holiday having to write these down as I think of them!)

Notting Brill
Codzilla
Raycheck
From dusk 'til Prawn
Bulletproof Monkfish
The Ling
Ling Ralph
The Breamcatcher
Prawnmower Man
The Longest Ray
The Troutsiders

field of breams
trout of africa
Flounders
the skate escape

Apollocklypse now

The Breakfast chub

Heaven can Bait

Raiders of the Lost Shark

The StingRay

jaws
finding nemo
shark tale
mermaids

do they count??? well one does at least lol

You dont really have the hang of this do you? Apollockypse now...Sheer class and the winner for me so far.

just thought i try lol not as adept with my fish as some hehehehe although workin in blackpool i really should be lol

roc, stock and two smoking barbels

nice

The postman always lings twice

I did wonder when His Red Dog-ship would enter the building...right up his strasse!!!


Mother of Pearl Harbour

Koind Hearts and Coronets

Roaching Tiger, Hidden DragonFly

The Man with the Goldfish Gun

Tiddler on the roof

Lol, made myself laugh  :D

GoldFishFinger   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Bedknobs and Broomsticklebacks

Big Fish.
Fish called Wanda.

er..hold on, think i may have missed the  point here... ;)

Roc y horror picture show
School of Roc
Carpe Diem
Whiting Christmas
The World according to Carp
Sole Plane
Shoal Plane
Poisson
Octopussy
Catfish on a Hot Tin Roof
Spidercrabman
A Starfish is born
James and the Giant Perch

"James and the Giant Perch"  LMAO

oh yes....round of applause!!


Eel the Heat

Sole Man

The SeaHorse Whisperer

my personal favourite,

trout of africa

and of course the poker classic,

flounders

Sprat on a hot tin roof

Mackerel on 54th st

A devilfish called Wanda?

Craynes World

The Sprats


Krillion Dollar Baby    ;D :D 

or Kriller's Crossing

Mrs red's

Silence of the clams

Payton plaice

You've got whale

SPERM(WHALE)S OF ENDEARMENT

Sorry, got to go and lie down now, sniggering uncontrollably!

genius.

Haddocktor Zhivago

Kiss me Skate

Remains of the ray

Shark water

Starfish Wars

Mullitt

Cmon. Confess. Who's browsing the Internet for types of fish?

rhincondon cowboy

not a film but trying hard to get it in

OK guys, here's a challenge for you...trying to get a triple


Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde = Haddocktor Mackerel and Mr ???????



Yours, now knowing far more about fish than is healthY for a grown man....

TE

Fries ? :)

Is that an answer, an order or simply a desire?

brillion dollar baby

and what drink would you like with that sir, and can you park in bay 2 whilst we spent six minutes talking away rather than actually delivering fast food?

The Hakesorcist

Forrest Guppy

The Clambusters

Im really hungry, but i have a bloody awful toothache ... so sitting here fantasising of a bacon sarnie with real butter and tomato sauce in thick crusty bread :)

FFS, made me hungry now Kev, sod the pain, just eat and squeal

Clambusters sounds nothing like Ghostbusters.  ??? ;)

Newt a penny more newt a penny less

Bridge over the River Koi

Spawn on the fourth of July

Eskate to Victory

the youth of today   ::)...Barnes Wallis, bouncing bombs, classic film. Unlike Ghostbusters!

Shaving Ryan's privates


Oh sh*t. Wrong thread Wrong forum


 :D :D :D :D :D

Didnt realise just how mental you were  :D :D

That should go along with schindlers fist in an altogether differeent thread ;D

DeMob happy, and find trivial crap irresistible  ::)

Shouldn't that read trivial carp?

The Cincinatti squid

War of the whelks

The longest ray

Sharkticus

Jack the Kipper

 ::)

Kiss me skate

A Starfish is born

SeaHorseBiscuit

Willie Conga and the Chocolate factory

A Midsummer Night's Bream

ScarPlaice

Barbie of Swan Hake

Natural Born Killer Whales

TrainSpratting

Billy the squid

Butch cassidy and the sundance squid

A fist full of scallops

James Pond: Octapussy

Lady and the scampi

Well I started it

but perhaps we should stop here lest Head Honcho checks in, cos it's meant for family viewing and all that

Good point.

Meanwhile, some of the replies are awesomely good!

Driller Kriller

The Crabulous Baker Boys

Spongebob squarepants?

For a few scollops more

A fistfull of scollops

Fish of fury

The Texas chainswordfish massacray

The crays

Could some 1help me please? I'm dying to get mackerel into something.  ??? :-\

The Incredible Whelk

Who killed Cockle Robin?

Bedknobs and Crabsticks

Catfish on a hot tin roof

Mackerel on 34th st

1001 crustations

there were some earlier

try helping me with Haddocktor Mackerel and Mr .....

Mackerel to the Future?

Big blubber

pure class

Shrimp my ride

OK special bonus points for getting MARLIN or HERRING in...........

Wonderful.

marlin rouge

marlin rouge and
tHE RING

OK Smartie-pants...PIRANHA then

The incredible whelk

quite easy that one- pirhana 2 (an awful film but not a clever answer)

Piranhanocchio

The Hammerhead House of Horror

Bluenose Velvet

The Dolphinal Countdown

Meanwhile Luckyblind 1 Ariston 0!!!

Lord of the herrings

Move over marlin

How can you tell who's been ko'd from all tourneys ?

 ::) ::)

Prawn free

Me. Have to laugh. Laddies $75, out in 96th of 115  ::) . At least I was not out in 114th, that was ....... wait for it..... perch! What a fish  ;D

Good Prawning Vietnam

Hamburger Krill

The out of tunas

Clamity Jane

Stageroach

Great White men can't jump

Did u hear about the fisherman who used licorice for bait? He caught allsorts.  :-[

Billy shelliot

"Fish and chips twice"  "I heard you the first time"

prawn on the 4th july

Trout of Africa

The Incrabibles

Beauty and the tuna  ??? ???

Four Herrings and a funeral  ??? :-[

The outlaw Josey Whales

Roach for the sky

Bridge over the river Koi

The thin red Snapper

The tench connection

Aling. In the sea, nobody can here you scream!!

Atlantic Salmon City

James Pond: License to Brill

snigger

you already posted that one ;)

the prawn identity and the prawn supremecy...

 ;D

The devilfish and miss Jones

The turbotnator

Jailhouse Roc

Trading plaices

Mullet Metal Jacket

Pooh's Grand Adventure: The perch for Christopher Robin  ::)




 After a long search of the kids video box, that really is time for bed...see you in a week guys :-*

A Plaice in the Sun

 You need a holiday, you're mad

have a good one

Cheers Tight End, have a good 'un

Snow Whiting and the seven Dwarfs

The ling and I

Red Dog calling me MAD?

just learning from the master.....

Married to the lobster

The cray(fish)

Linging in the rain

hound of the basket-of -eels :)

Good Lord.  :P

The Thin Blue Ling
A Streetcarp named desire
Calender Krills

hound of the basket-of -eels????

Mrs red is ROFL

Behind the bream door

Desperately seeking sushi

The Fisher Ling

Is that a film pun or are you just peckish?

Bream with the fishes

Well Adam, looks like we're all fished out, you can choose the winner

I resorted to a google search for inspiration but to no avail, however I found the link below which I just have to share.


http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/

AdamM, there is some helpful advice about no-no slogans for T-shirts.

Oh damn, here's an example with reference to the author, webmaster give them my details if they ask.  ::)

It's a shortie but hit my funny bone and brought tears to my eyes

Things My Brother Has That I Don't.
BY SCOTT EVAN NEWCOMB

- - - -

A driver's license
My parents' love
A doctorate
A sense of pride and dignity
Checking account
Ballerina as a girlfriend
Respect
Herpes

 

i didnt look at all of them and iv only just registered has school of rocklings been done?

Welcome, crash85, to the madhouse. I think School of Roc had a showing, so that's a new version.

Triggerfish men

Last Clamurai

Codlateral Damage

Fight Chub

Seasnake eyes

The Devilfish's own

28 Rays later

Monkey Bonefish

28 days Bloater

Star Trek: The Perch for spock

The Perchers

The Ling good Fried Ray

Great White Expectations

Angelfish hearts

Tope Floats

I am Salmon

Rockfishy

The Great White outdoors

Bruce Lee: The Big Bass

What Breams may come

Dogfish Soldiers

Lady and the Scampi

Devilfish's Advocate

The shoot seahorses don't they?

The Seahorse Whisperer

The Stingray

The world according to Carp

Dark Angelfish

for me so far it's silence of the clams by Mrs Red dog, after Anemome of the state which is still my favourite.

what about the classic david essex film .........   mackeral be the day

empire pikes back
quater bass experiment
frylander
the cod, the bass and the ... ugly (hmmm)

You cracked it Adam! There IS such a thing as an Uglyfish, google it to get pics. You got a triple! Award yourself a T-shirt.

hooray, well done me

didnt Ariston get a triple right at the beginning

You've got whale
Scar Plaice
9 1/2 Whelks
trading plaices
honey, I shrunk the squids
codrephenia

Possibly, seem to remember that or close. I refuse to "trawl" through all 10 pages, look what you started!

(FIN? perhaps  ::) )

Bass Lieutenant

Resevoir Dogfish

Tigerfish Warsaw

Bass Boys 1 & 2

Red Prawn

Johnny Anemonic

Gosford Shark

After the Sunfishset

tiddler on the roof

yes he offered The CLAM that ROCKs the CRAYdle though didn't clam it as his own

license to krill
el squid
the cod squad or the mod squid or both

Pollock, haddock and two smoking mackerals

Good enough for three points?

bit ropey really but as there's no prizes, why not? 3 points