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I am being stalked by some bird from myspace.  A couple of weeks ago, I bumped into an old Friend from School. I hadn't seen this person for years and he gave me his email address.  However I misplaced the address and had no idea how to get in contact again as I didn't know where he lived.  There was a very important thing I needed to tell him about a job opportunity I could arrange for him the following week.  I tried to put myself in his shoes and find a way to contact him.  After trying various methods, someone told me about myspace.  After a few hours messing about setting the thing up, I ran a search and sure enough he was on there.  In the end he didn't get the job.

I didn't think anymore of the site until three nights ago.  When checking my emails, there was a message alert telling me I had mail on myspace, thinking it was my mate, I logged on.  It turned out to be from some bird in Glasgow.  I am not sure how myspace works or how she could send me a email.  From her profile she looks very nice. I actually thought it was a wind up and one of my mates had found a picture of an attractive bird and was pretending to be them.  She is however a genuine person and not just a trick to fool the Worlds number 1 gullible person  ( Me  :D )

I replied and said thanks for contacting me, blah, blah blah, the usual chit chat. 

Now she has my email address ( I foolishly didn't conceal this from the public )  and is bugging me seriously.  I am too polite to tell her to beat it.  To be honest she is a bit to forward for my liking and has asked to come and meet her in Glasgow.  She send me a bunch of pics of herself from a dating site she is a member of ( not the kind of pics you want to leave laying around  :D ).
This is one of the comments that scared me the most from her emails  " I want to meet a good guy and I have a feeling you are it ".  " We can meet and who knows what will happen "  The reply I sent her was the most boring reply ever, I had no idea what to say to someone I knew nothing about  and was just being polite by replying.

My main concern is she knows my name and email address. I have had 9 emails in a day.  Why she wants to send emails to me, I have no idea.  I have only sent one initial reply and it was seriously boring. 

I remember tanks post a while back ( Bunny Boiler ) and I am reminded of that now. 

Don't get me wrong, she is a very attractive girl and seems fairly bright. But she is way to outgoing, insane and I know nothing about her.

How do I tell her to get lost without upsetting her?   She keeps sending me emails as if I have known her my whole life telling me things I am not sure I should be hearing ( I am an innocent young guy  :D ).

I just want rid of her.  I am going to go and delete the myspace thing tonight. 

Is there a nice way to tell her no thanks? 

Just tell her to F*** off ... and send me her email addy AND those pics ;)

Sark, you are priceless  :D An attractive woman sends you rude pics of herself and says let's meet up and your first thought is: Hmmm, how can I get rid of her? Brilliant!

I was thinking about making up some story, that I am going away for a 6 year backpacking trip in the  Himalayas.

Make up a story that you are gay.

I did consider that.  But decided to keep the stalker instead.  I don't like hurting people's feelings if I can avoid it. 

Make up?????

haha only jokin mate-whats her myspace name?  ;goodvevil;

No addy, but just the pics!  :D

Why not meet her the once, what have you got to lose? Just make sure it is in neutral territory and don't give out your address.

PS Check for the adam's apple as well.  :D

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Tell her you and your ex have met up and had a chat and decided to give things another go, tell her how wonderful it was to chat to her and express how much you hope she finds the someone she deserves.

Yea, that is a good idea. I didn't think of that, normally I have several excuses lined up for different situations that may occur throughout the day. However, I have never been stalked before and couldn't come up with a decent story to get rid of her.  I will try that one. 

why do you need an 'excuse' Sark - just tell her the truth!

I don't want to upset her, apart from being insane, she is rather nice  :D .

I can't release her name unfortunately.

Just the pics then.........

Sark,

2 grand, and I guarantee you will never hear from her again.


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She's not from Hardgate is she? Just I met an insane lassie from hardgate on Saturday night...

its bit extreme


but this method gets my vote

Easiest way would be to tell her:

"Turn right at the lights, carry on 400 yards and take the left after the pub. Keep going down that road for about a mile then turn left crossing the bridge and follow that road, take the 4th right near the station and do a quick first left followed by a first right"

If she isnt lost by now then your probably in trouble............

No, she is from Glasgow Jinky .   I am sure she is a decent girl, it's just constant emails all the time is abit tiring.  She ain't getting my phone number.  A woman came to the door today selling hand drawn paintings, for a second I thought she had somehow tracked me down. I panicked and did a commando roll along the hall to avoid being seen

lol

Just tell her you play poker - enough to put most women off.....

pm the pictures and I'll sort it all out

a bit of beagle loving will lure her away

 ;iagree;

always seems to work with me (whether i mean it to or not!!  :D)

She got me on msn earlier.  I was playing three STT on pokerstars at the time.  I just had to ignore it. 

Just be careful - works the other way with me......arranged seating at Luton the other night so i could be next to a new face at luton - particularly nice man - rugged good looks, good teeth, good bankroll - you know the score... found out he was rubbish at poker and he lost all his charm! I just wasn't interested - so watch out monkeyboy wsop qualifier  ::)

Tell her you are from Saline she will be off like a shot!!

Are you gay Sark? LOL..

Where i used to work, i had to email other clients etc etc.. Anyway, i had to email this person called Faye every day, with different bits of information etc and there would always be a bit of chit chat at the end too.. Anyway, things got a bit more personal and we were emailing at work about 40-50 emails each day, talking abot personal life. By this time i had got her MSN addy and we had exchanged pics and been on webcam too.. It was like we had already met, talking on the phone 5/7 nights - We decided to make a meet of it and see how it went. So, with me living in Luton and her living in Leeds/Skipton it seemed best to meet up somewhere in the middle... A hotel in Birmingham did the trick (of course i paid for it) :P and we both got the train down on the Friday morning of February and came home on the Sunday Afternoon. I think we left the hotel once all weekend, so, needless to say, it was a good weekend! ;) We still talk all the time now and as she has been in Turkey on holiday alot lately havent had a chance to meet up again since. Hopefully when she comes back we can meet sometime then :)

Not a chance, but I am a little shy  :D.  This girl is scary. I guess I am just old fashioned.  Earlier I sent her an email telling her that I wasn't interested in a relationship, but I don't think that worked.  I have no idea why she is emailing me, I am the Worlds most boring person who iron's his socks and stacks tinned food in alphabetical order in the cupboards.

I dont think shes interested in a relationship either from what you have said, so give it a go you boring git! LOL..

How about just blocking/deleting the address via messenger, that way she won't be able to bother you.

The following intrigues me:    tinned food in alphabetical order in the cupboards.

How do you classify them: by foodstuff or brand name?

Good luck!

foodstuff

lol...Was just curious as I don't know anyone who uses this storage method for food. :)

Sark, I don't think the subtle approach is going to work here.  This girl has the makings of a stalker and you need to give her a very clear message or she just won't get it.  Don't worry about upsetting her - she will get over it. 

Sark

Tell her you dont like women  i.e.  that you bat for the other side.

Trace

I think she may be a professional stalker, so you gotta be straight with her Sark, if she don't get the message, you may well have to change your identity & move to another country!!!

It has the makings of a good film  8) Hope your keeping notes Sark, fame & fortune await.

 :D

Probably just a fake profile trying to make fun of people.

Has she asked for a photo of you holding a sign yet?

lol .  I thought that at first , but she is genuine.  I have blocked her from Hotmail and MSN now.  So she can't contact me anymore. 

Sark, I get this problem all the time, but I just give in gracefully.

I'm one of life's nice guys!

I cant believe he is complaining .. last time a woman kept phoning me and knocking on my door in a stalker like way was when I hadnt paid my council tax !!!


Give in to her sark ... get her round your gaff and pot yer cactus ;)

:D

I actually think she has my profile mixed up with someone else.  I fit none of the things she is after.  For a start I am 5'5 . She mentions liking guys taller than her. According to her profile, she is 5'8.  lol .  She wants to meet people who are into interesting things.  I suppose I could talk to her about Star Trek, I have a copy of the Enterprise technical manual somewhere and also the Klingon dictionary. Star Trek is an interesting topic

Ok then.

a grand and a half, cant say fairer than that. I'll even let you pay in instalments.

 :D

lazaroo, do you take Neteller?

 ;goodvevil;

 :D

My GF has got to tell someone at work tomorrow that his BO is pissing off his colleagues. HTF do you do that?

Oi mate squirt some of this in yer pits?

She could always leave some deodorant on his desk first, and if that doean't work........  ::)

I had to do this before, best way I found to do it was to give them outs, i asked aboyt medical condiotions, said that people were concerned about their well being ect, What would you know after a week off he came back having found the soap and the rightguard.

We had the same when i used to work in an office, someone suggested we leave a can of deodorant in his pigeon hole, but we thought that was a bit snide so we got onto HR and they had a word with him. it was all done very discretely.

after a quick look through this post and a few requests to get her addy for myspace i havent seen it so what is it :p

I can't reveal those details  :D

I agree 100%, in fact, i think everyone does  - so whats wrong with yer Sark?!?

yeah whats wrong with ya? u a flushy or something? ;)

i told someone to get lost today....the first season box set is awesome and its a great show

lol.  I showed my mate her pic the other day, his comment was " Jesus, she looks demanding "   :D.   In my eyes this can't be a good thing.  The bloke is a bit of a player, if he thinks that about her then I have no chance.   

Im now browsing myspace in serch of this fine peice of a** :P

sark

tell us the name and we will stalk her on you behalf, in a very friendly way of course:)

mad

I think after posting this thread you have to at least point us to her (public) profile...

Turn off the stalker by stalking her right back.

If she sends you ten e-mails a day, you send her twenty.
She asks for a photo, you ask for old bathwater.
She sends one of your bunnies to the vetenarian, you send one of hers to the morque.

LOL Tank...you sound like you went to 'The Hill Street Blues' school of counselling! :)

99% of men on this forum wouldn't say no...

Is that not a variation of the Chicago way?

If you take out the rugged good looks, good teeth and good bankroll your well on your way to describing me!!

Oh yeah and after my 3 hour performance in the WSOP better take out the being good at poker too :(

I sorted it out earlier. She apologized and we had a laugh about it . 

I can't post her pic/profile.  It wouldn't be fair on her.  Sorry  :D

Well do the opposite then..

What do you mean you have sorted it? Does this mean you are going to do the right thing and "pot yer cactus" sometime soon???? :D

lol,   No I sent her an email telling her that I wasn't looking for anyone at the moment.  We chatted on MSN after that and she told me she had got the wrong idea from my reply.  Not sure how.   I am a self confessed dweeb and not really her type I don't think.  She is actually an ok person, just a little forward.

Ok mate, fair enough! Do what you will, GL 8)

 rotflmfao (almost literally)