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Title: Phone cards?
Post by: RED-DOG on August 21, 2005, 02:34:04 PM
Ironside informs me that he has been red carded by phone, whats he done now ???

Info anyone?


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 21, 2005, 02:40:33 PM
Ironside informs me that he has been red carded by phone, whats he done now ???

Info anyone?

Nah no chance this is a whined up!


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: tikay on August 21, 2005, 02:48:32 PM

It's true, I Red Carded him. He text(texted?) me to ask how I'd got on at Sheffield.

I replied "DONT ASK, I had a disaster".

So he texted back "so tell me what happened".

So I Red Carded him for insolence. Malc M got one later too, for the same reason, but I gather he never knew about it, Ironside was just beng mischeivious.

Is "texted" the correct past tense for "text"?


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: jammer on August 21, 2005, 03:28:21 PM
Is "texted" the correct past tense for "text"?

yup, its spot on.

so how did you do? ;)


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: tikay on August 21, 2005, 07:29:16 PM

First - and Last - Warning for Jammer.

And I've worked out who Jammer is at last. Hiya Jamie!


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: Ironside on August 23, 2005, 01:50:05 PM
officall text story


iron to tikay: how did you get on in the £750

tikay to iron: with 4 tables left i was chippy leader with 2 tables left i was out don't ask

iron to tikay: so how did you blow your chips (you did ask me to ask didn't you)

tikay to iron: RED CARD (first time on a mobile i think)

iron to reddog: the players have asked me to ask you not till turn up till 9pm so they can get something from the buffet

reddog to iron: FU

i then have chat to malcm tell him about my red card he goes off to play blackjack

iron to tikay: Malc M wants to know if you used that huge stack to bully your way to 1st in the £750

tikay to iron: RED CARD for Malc M behave the both of you


oops


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: I KNOW IT on August 23, 2005, 02:07:02 PM

First - and Last - Warning for Jammer.

And I've worked out who Jammer is at last. Hiya Jamie!

I give up   ;D


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: tikay on August 23, 2005, 02:14:29 PM
Oops, I did it again.

Sorry.

First Warning to tikay.


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 08:53:43 PM

First - and Last - Warning for Jammer.

And I've worked out who Jammer is at last. Hiya Jamie!

Must have been the Chesney Hawkes link.  :D


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 23, 2005, 08:55:35 PM

First - and Last - Warning for Jammer.

And I've worked out who Jammer is at last. Hiya Jamie!

I give up   ;D

Don't worry. I'm remaining anonymous.


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 09:24:39 PM

First - and Last - Warning for Jammer.

And I've worked out who Jammer is at last. Hiya Jamie!

I give up   ;D

Don't worry. I'm remaining anonymous.

Of course you are AG, you carry on believing that  ;D


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from captain Mainwaring in 'Dads Army'

"Don't tell em your name Pike"


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: Robert HM on August 23, 2005, 09:29:53 PM
That and the chandelier in Only Fools and Horses, sublime TV. Oh and the wine bar scene in the Only fools as well. Classic, blooming classic.


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: Newportlad on August 23, 2005, 09:36:54 PM
The Chandalier scene in 'Only Fools And Horses' must be the best one ever.

'Just one more turn Del Boy'.  Classic!



Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 09:44:13 PM
'The Sunshine boys' (Two very old men)

"Your blood dont Circulate"

"It circulates, I'm not saying everywhere....."



Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 09:47:53 PM
Groucho, on phone

"there are four men and two women trapped down here, send help, if you can't send help, send two more women"


Title: Re: Phone cards?
Post by: RED-DOG on August 23, 2005, 09:50:52 PM
W C Fields to old biddy on train

"Got any gin?"

"Do I look like the kind of woman who drinks gin?"

"No, got any vinegar?"