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Title: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: johnlarsson on August 09, 2006, 12:02:45 AM
what a film


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Sark79 on August 09, 2006, 12:49:10 AM
Sportsman - Actor - Politician .  Not bad for a guy from a small village in Austria


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: bolt pp on August 09, 2006, 12:51:23 AM
kindergarden cop 2 with Jackie Chan was better


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Sark79 on August 09, 2006, 12:57:24 AM
I haven't seen that .

Martial arts expert, actor, director, stuntman, singer and National hero in Hong Kong.  Not bad for a guy who's Parents were refugees from the Civil War in China


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: thetank on August 09, 2006, 03:49:12 AM

Who is your daddy and what does he do?


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Bryson on August 09, 2006, 04:01:50 AM
   Twins  :  "Our mom says our dad's a real sex machine"


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Newmanseye on August 09, 2006, 04:06:28 AM
When my dad was stationed out in hong Kong, he went in to a tattoo house one evening and did not emerge till 24 hours or thereabouts later, He had consumed 2 bottles of the Scottish national drink and I don't mean irn bru, He had his entire torso tattooed, it took 2 blokes apparently, This thing is huge it goes from his hips to his shoulders and goes all the way round and meets at the other end, He says it was the second biggest mistake of his life, the first was marrying my mother  :D

Now here is the best part, he did it as a bet, i dont know about you lot but having that done for a bet is just mental!!!

I know its totally off topic but i'm half asleep and i wanted to post it!


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: thetank on August 09, 2006, 04:52:23 AM
Did your mother take him before or after the tattooing?


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Sark79 on August 09, 2006, 10:10:30 AM
, He says it was the second biggest mistake of his life,


My Dad was also in the Far East while in the Navy in the 60's.  He had two tats done and also says it was the worst mistake he ever made.   I have never fancied getting a tatoo myself. 


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 09, 2006, 11:08:32 AM
utter piss!!!!!

ive just noted this in the worst film thread....thanks for the reminder John!


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Newmanseye on August 09, 2006, 11:16:27 AM
Did your mother take him before or after the tattooing?

Before


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: thetank on August 09, 2006, 02:17:18 PM
Dave's just bitter because he failed the audition.

He had the physique, but couldn't do a convincing eastern European accent, so that hack Scharzanegger got the gig.


Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 09, 2006, 07:03:09 PM

He had the physique.

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Title: Re: itv2 kindergarden cop
Post by: johnlarsson on August 09, 2006, 08:01:44 PM
its on again itv2 starting riht now