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Any news on when it's going to be?

something on site last week said it was coming this week, hoping t go its wed or thurs thisw eek or next so i can play lol

Still hoping it will be this week. Tuesday was planned originally, but now it's more likely to be Friday, due to "communication problems".

But we will be holding them weekly I hope, & alll low buy-in affairs.

The site "down" earlier this week caused more problems than you could ever imagine.

thursdays or fridays are far better for me anyway

I'm adding two T-shirts to the prize pool. one for the winner and one as a bounty on me.

ha ha love the T-Shirt idea!

Fridays is no use to me, thursday would be ideal, as before!

This weekend may see a fair few of us travelling to Newcastle on Friday.

Nice contribution Adam.

Thursday would be ideal for me too.

yes this wekend is NECS so friday I perhaps would like a night off from poker. thursday would be good though

Dam! Im at the test on Friday!  :(

It may not be Friday but, if it is, send Mrs Splash, I've played against her in a league game and she is a bit useful.

lol she'll be chuffed with that Robert,  we've split the HM games between us a I'm sometimes out when the game kick off... what usually happens is she builds up a nice stack, then I come home ...

ME:  Raise it... ur being too passive... All in go on ...go on!

MrsSplash: No ... oh you thinks so?  Oh ok.

OTHER GUY FLIPS THE NUTS

ME: Ahh sorry

MrsSplash:  You are stupid no wonder you never win anything! Go and pour me a G&T and do something useful!


She then proceeds to magic 4 double ups with any two cards to make the money.

There is just too much respect shown to these girlies you know!!

{legs it sharpish in case of incoming}

Just wandering if these tourneys will have points for placings and a league table

great idea dewi, perhaps a fornightly tourney, with a league table

League table ... if it happens I hope they have a prize for 2nd place, cos thats what the rest of you are playing for ;)

ahhh, not this thursday, unless I knock you all out by 9pm.  :P

Still no news on this one? Getting towards the end of the week now. Personally hope it doesn't start till next week as I'm tied up for the next few nights but just interested to know if anything has been decided yet?

Did you win it last time?

Clearly, we have "missed" this week too now, sorry.

Fingers xx'd for next Tuesday. Won't bore you with the excuses.

But they are likely to be weekly, or, at most, fortnightly. And we can have a League, if someone can help us coordinate the results.

Loads of cardrooms want to link up with blonde to do these tourneys.

The ongoing criteria we have specified is......,

£20 max entry fee.

Juice Free

Added Money

Decent clock & structure.

Linmited to blondeites only.

Sounds good, Tikay.  :D

Will it always be on Tuesdays?

please not tuesdays

 :o
?!?!?!?! I obviously did not enforce my bragging rights enough! 

Is this going to be online, or live???

If it's live then I doubt the scots crew could travel that far every fortnight for a £20 game :)

Ooops!!

mikkyT: Online, last one was on Crypto, great success, but somebody fluked a win, can't remember who but his Mrs could play a bit.

I cant play on tuesdays

crypto skin or bet365 would do nicely, I've currently money with those two.

I know poles got way out of hand last time for this subject but can we have a "can't do day" pole

You can't play any day Red.

I'd love to play but Tuesdays are a nightmare for me.......Can I offer a prize?

Free colonic irrigation to the winner - and before anyone says it - 2 colonics for the loser???

 ;D

End of the day, no day during the week is gonna suit everyone, if u cant do a certain day i guess its tough luck

Whats a blondite? ???

the best thing to do, is have it on a thursday night at 8pm!

thats when we had it last time, and thats what the last poll suggested!

a member of Blonde poker forum

ie stoo, Dave (TPT No.1), Tikay

the only night we wont have a comp is wednessday as tikay cant play wednessdays and whats the point of a blonde tourny without tikay

the days will change eash time to give everyone a chance to play sometime


BTW welcome to the forum dingbell but can i refrain from accepting your prize please although kev and robertHM could both do with one

cool beans, cheers dave.

Where would these tournaments be likely held?

at some online site depending on who is willing to offer tikay the best deals

Welcome dingdell. I think we met at Luton. You tend not to forget  conversation that went like this....

Me - Hi, what sort of day have you had?

Young Ldy - Not too bad. Just finished my ninth colonic irrrigation of the day, & got another at 0900 in the morning.

okiedokie.

Yep we need tikay. He's the daddy of the forum and a possible head to put a bounty (maybe the target of a last longer bet)

As for the prize Dingdell, thanks but after today's weather my garden needs no irrigation. Welcome to the forum and an "interesting" first post.

Hi Tikay - I remember it well - went out on the bubble at Luton at 5.30 am and did my first bottom at 9......... sleep walked through the entire day! :-)

Decided not to play long tourneys if I'm working the next day!

You still haven't come back to me with a date for your first treatment........

Err...buit busy this week Ding.......

Colonic irrigation? When we were kids, we used to take something called "Ex-Lax" once a week. Or Liquorice Allsorts. Seemed to do the rick. I am told a good curry works well too.

gets my vote (again)

Tikay - very disappointed - I was planning to set up a webcam and do a live broadcast of your treatment  :o

Tracey  ;D

I had some tummy problems once, The doctor perscribed some suppository's "what do I do with these?" I asked, "put them in you back passage" he replied

Well, 6 months later my back passage is so full of pills I cant get through the gate

And for all the good they did, I might as well have shoved em up my arse  :(

tracey please dont we will all buy you a drink if you dont't

mind you now that we know your female you might get a few of the more hard up blondites giving you there best chat up lines please let them down gently they have been know to cry

Yuk. Humour reaches "Rock Bottom?"......Better than "Loose Goose Bottom" I guess.

hard up blondites????? Well thanks a lot!  ???

sorry not that only hard up blondites would try there best chat up lines but we desperate blondites have given up that lark and any blondite that aint desperate hard up or married or female is a liar

The hole is deep enough Iron, stop digging

I am sending a spade round as we speak .....

"Given up that lark" - Tell me about it - potential hot date the other night -postponed because he was playing poker........  ::)

Mind you since then he's gone home early every night because he's tired of waiting on the rail for me He he.  ;D

Tracey

very subtle Tracey >:(

According to this dictionary, Innuendo is italian for suppository.

Oh blimey - are you him???? 

That hole might have just become a crater, less spades needed I think

first i have given up chasing women they keep running up stairs

second i would never date a female poker player takes the fun out of strip poker if she keeps winning

I've always found that in strip poker everyone wins eventually?   ;D

hehehe, you wish darling :-*

Phew!  ;D

OMG, are you her?

yes its me.......how is life on the rail?  ;D

i prefer to travel by plane rail takes too long

Problem with easy jet is you can only turn right when you get on. i want to get on a plane and turn left!

Tracey

It has its compensations, the view is quite nice!

dont fly easy jet then i have had no problems with BA, mind you i dont turn on the planes others do that for me

I've been asked to submit a nickname for a game I'm playing in a few weeks.........I have no ideas.

How do other people think of theirs?

Tracey

Tracey "Stick it up 'em" Smith

but technically it's a gentle insertion.........  ;)

I was thinking of something more poker related!!!

I don't know about the nickname but a tag line of 'I rinse when I go all in' sounds good

Eeuuuwwww yucky!

Now go and wash your hands.

What about ' Queen flush'

she aint from brighton is she?

Is 'Nut flush' near enough? :-\

"dirty fingernails"?

I always wear gloves ........ I wouldn't want to get anything under my nails..... :o

How about Tracey 'fingers' XXXX

Welcome Fingers

They are close but i dont get to flush them!

yep - I like fingers  ;D

"the black fingernail" ala carry on films

Blimey - really genuine mistake - that didn't read like that when I typed it.......

This is how I always end up getting into trouble.........

That was so funny I just laughed out loud at work!

Tracey

Hmmm you were quick, I deleted it as soon as I posted it!

I bet the guy that had your hand up his **** was a little worried when you started laughing :)

I thought you'd been moderated or something!

I often speak before engaging brain - and that was one of them - same problem with poker - keep calling the bet when they obviously have the nuts - never stop to think!

Anyway - fingers was a good name - but having thought it through it could be more trouble than it's worth!

Can just imagine the scene.

"Fingers is all in"

Absolutely - as much as I love the name it's just not worth it!!!
Just closing up my room and I'm off to play poker.........great to chat with you all, any ideas on the name let me know - you've been very inspirational!  :)

Tracey

Just us left then robert. Do you have a nickname when you play?

robert Hm is known on most sites as "the iffey brief"

I play under the name The_Brief.
Hopefully he'll be the one taking your chips in the blondepoker game. Didn't you play in the last one?

i'm guessing he ain't allowed to play on crypto

i am guessing he is allowed ruru is

I didnt play the last one Robert as I was working. I will be in the next one if possible.

Should be a good comp

Well I hope you can play.

I have to telly you about a SnG that was set up on the spur of the moment at the Poker Million Party, I take my chips everywhere it seems. Imagine our bobby1's face when finding himself in the seat of death with Roland De Wolfe to his left and Nick Persuad ,WSOP biggie money finisher, on his right and Skalie, another money finisher in the WSOP biggie, opposite him. Roland of course won the WPT in Paris and Skalie insists on calling it the Wycombe Poker Tournament.

Yes, I thought my reraise with the 7-2 at the end got exactlty what it desertved too.....

what about this poll then?

If that's the case is thee a need for a poll?

Hi everybody including tracey- welcome,
Just been working away for a few days in Bonny Scotland, came home logged on to the Forum and find that everyone has gone absolutely mad, thought I was reading a thread about the tourney, seems that only took 2 pages the rest is innuendo about fingers all ins and colonic irrigation, have I logged on to a medical chat room.

i see nothing out of the ordinary ::)

Must have been the time away, I realise now it was me,must get into the groove again

Soo funny when Skalie said that i nearly PMSL or was that just the drink  8) 8)

Drink?, I had you down as a methodist on  the pledge. Did you have a crafty slurp?

just 1 or 2 small glasses mate

it could of been worse i could of ended up heads up with a guy that only and 1 chip left at one point and won

oohhhhhhhhh flash back it did  ;D

A lucky err person! Nice girlfriend though, I enjoyed both of them

BOTH OF THEM ...thats where you went to

I was only glancing... end of thread  ;D
After the last SnG in the bar I played Steve for a little bit of cash.

WHAT a thread....!

Only on blonde........