Title: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: GlasgowBandit on August 12, 2006, 01:23:40 PM Two belters
Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: Swordpoker on August 12, 2006, 01:48:23 PM :D
That's it. From now on I'll be refusing oral sex while I'm tossing pancakes. Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: NoflopsHomer on August 12, 2006, 02:11:25 PM We had one in the Staffordshire Newsletter last year which said. 'Man dies trying to kill himself.'
Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: Scottish Dave on August 12, 2006, 05:11:42 PM Two belters you cant read them, they are too small Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: GlasgowBandit on August 12, 2006, 05:13:45 PM Two belters you cant read them, they are too small I can read them. Click the link that opens them and increase the size or get your specs on! Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: Sark79 on August 12, 2006, 05:32:25 PM How did the wife get two black eyes and a broken cheeck bone? Did he hit her
Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: Jinky04 on August 12, 2006, 05:39:26 PM With the frying pan to free his appendage :D
Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: mikkyT on August 12, 2006, 05:50:55 PM Dont fart whilst having a mole removed.... lol
Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: Indestructable on August 13, 2006, 05:34:16 PM I am struggling to understand the 2nd one. Let me try, "Ok dear you can do it, but let me carry on with the cooking as i am a bit busy at the moment". Of course, makes perfect sense.
:D :D :D Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: bolt pp on August 13, 2006, 05:43:35 PM I'm not buying the excuse given for the second one!!!!!
I cant imagine what they were really up to but it doesn't sound like much fun!! Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips Post by: BrumBilly on August 14, 2006, 03:11:52 AM Ok. All u wanna be Colombo's out there. What really went down here?...(pardon the pun) Name the scenario that explains these injuries. :)
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