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Title: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: GlasgowBandit on August 12, 2006, 01:23:40 PM
Two belters


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: Swordpoker on August 12, 2006, 01:48:23 PM
 :D

That's it. From now on I'll be refusing oral sex while I'm tossing pancakes.


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: NoflopsHomer on August 12, 2006, 02:11:25 PM
We had one in the Staffordshire Newsletter last year which said. 'Man dies trying to kill himself.'


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: Scottish Dave on August 12, 2006, 05:11:42 PM
Two belters

you cant read them, they are too small


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: GlasgowBandit on August 12, 2006, 05:13:45 PM
Two belters

you cant read them, they are too small

I can read them.  Click the link that opens them and increase the size or get your specs on!


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: Sark79 on August 12, 2006, 05:32:25 PM
How did the wife get two black eyes and a broken cheeck bone?   Did he hit her


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: Jinky04 on August 12, 2006, 05:39:26 PM
With the frying pan to free his appendage  :D


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: mikkyT on August 12, 2006, 05:50:55 PM
Dont fart whilst having a mole removed.... lol


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: Indestructable on August 13, 2006, 05:34:16 PM
I am struggling to understand the 2nd one. Let me try, "Ok dear you can do it, but let me carry on with the cooking as i am a bit busy at the moment". Of course, makes perfect sense.
 :D :D :D


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: bolt pp on August 13, 2006, 05:43:35 PM
I'm not buying the excuse given for the second one!!!!!

I cant imagine what they were really up to but it doesn't sound like much fun!!


Title: Re: 2 Cracking Newspaper Clips
Post by: BrumBilly on August 14, 2006, 03:11:52 AM
Ok. All u wanna be Colombo's out there. What really went down here?...(pardon the pun) Name the scenario that explains these injuries. :)