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Title: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 09:59:32 PM
Unfortunately Mr and Mrs newmanseye cannot attend bb3. This is a shame on several counts.

1. He's a loose fish guaranteed to be in the bar after two levels of the comp

2. We can't see him play "football" with a wet bum

3. He was the Quizmaster


I believe his questions are set so I just need a volunteer to do the Bamber Gascoigne/Bob Holness job please...hand out the forms/do the marking/stop scots cheating that sort of thing

I can do it, but I'd rather embarrass myself this time with my team of superstars and lose ignominiously

Please contact me if you can help


Cheers 


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:02:37 PM
Are you freakin kidding me?

I've spent a month swotting up on a heap on geeky nonsense that Newmanseye might ask.

All that comic trivia for nothing....DOh


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 10:04:18 PM
The quiz is done, so all that swatting has not gone to waste


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:06:12 PM
Bugger, now I'm doubly bolloxed.

Haven't done any swotting, my bluff has been called.

Tighty will be looking at me for the Bluntman and Chronic round, I'll just be shrugging my shoulders.


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 10:10:30 PM
I had you pegged for the playground name calling round, and possibly the classic blue peter episodes round


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 10:11:29 PM
I had you pegged for the playground name calling round

excellent - I might be of some use to my team after all!


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:13:43 PM

I had you pegged for the playground name calling round, and possibly the classic blue peter episodes round


Them I can nail.

You big baby elephant turd you.  ;tk;


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 10:15:18 PM

I had you pegged for the playground name calling round, and possibly the classic blue peter episodes round


Them I can nail.

You big baby elephant turd you.  ;tk;

That episode will not feature!!!


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 10:17:50 PM
The quiz is done, so all that swatting has not gone to waste

why is there a Jeff Goldblum round?



think about it


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 10:21:28 PM
The quiz is done, so all that swatting has not gone to waste

why is there a Jeff Goldblum round?



think about it

bass, snare, bass cymbal


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:32:22 PM
Were there insects in Jurassic Park like?


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 10:37:33 PM
Do you not recall the scene where the tricerotops turd was getting rummaged through, there were loads of insects in that scene alone, and there was that mosquito where they got the DNA from, I cant remember seeing any Huge Fly's though?


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:59:07 PM
Ever seen that spoof of Thundercats?

I think it was called Thunderpants. The arch enemy was called Bumra.

Well good


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 11:02:08 PM
I remember that, it was well funny


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 11:04:21 PM
Y-fronto rings a bell too. I think he was the hero

Cannae mind what show it was on.


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Poppet7 on August 17, 2006, 11:05:03 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shame you're both not coming


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:07:32 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shame you're both not coming

resists temptation to make cheap joke


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 11:08:08 PM
I will be quizmaster if thats ok


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 11:08:53 PM
What does a 300lb budgie say?


                                                             TWEET


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: londonpokergirl on August 17, 2006, 11:10:02 PM
I will be quizmaster if thats ok

do you accept bribes :)


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:10:48 PM
I will be quizmaster if thats ok


DEAL!


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:12:27 PM
I will be quizmaster if thats ok

do you accept bribes :)

dewi, it makes total sense on several levels to say "no" to this


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 11:16:10 PM
Ohh dear I fear there may be some underhandedness if there is a welshman in charge of the quiz, I can see the headlines now, 4 sheep found abused in Brum!

 ;hide; ;scarymoment;

Ok dewi, I have a few finishing touches for the Tikays teasers and I will pm you with the quiz mate!


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:17:59 PM
Tikay's teasers?  Is that a series of hands and you have to guess what Tikay thought he had?


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: londonpokergirl on August 17, 2006, 11:19:44 PM
I will be quizmaster if thats ok

do you accept bribes :)

dewi, it makes total sense on several levels to say "no" to this

oi ;)  was thinking a pint ;)


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 11:24:49 PM
I will be quizmaster if thats ok

do you accept bribes :)

obviously


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 11:26:34 PM
Ohh dear I fear there may be some underhandedness if there is a welshman in charge of the quiz, I can see the headlines now, 4 sheep found abused in Brum!

 ;hide; ;scarymoment;

Ok dewi, I have a few finishing touches for the Tikays teasers and I will pm you with the quiz mate!

PM me and I will send you my e mail address


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: Rod Paradise on August 18, 2006, 10:39:37 AM
Bugger, now I'm doubly bolloxed.

Haven't done any swotting, my bluff has been called.

Tighty will be looking at me for the Bluntman and Chronic round, I'll just be shrugging my shoulders.

Is covered Tank  8)


Title: Re: New Quizmaster needed
Post by: thetank on August 18, 2006, 08:20:42 PM
Shhh, I'm trying to lure the others teams into thinking they've got a Snowballs chance in Hyundai.

We've got to get them to show up.