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Title: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: lynx5.0 on August 17, 2006, 10:09:04 PM
After reading one of SARK newest post it got me thinking of what a Nice young man he seems and if you where stuck in a lift with him for 5 hours i would not bat an eye lid talking about cling film and other weird and wonderful stuff.

which blonde would you pick to be stuck in a lift with maybe with TANK but would 5 hours be enough time to go through 4000 stt or RED DOG and the now very famous self build bike (come on who's not now priced a new bike but remember how hard riding is  :))


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Shark
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 10:10:51 PM
Foxy Minx and is it not Sark?


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Shark
Post by: lynx5.0 on August 17, 2006, 10:12:01 PM
i feel an edit post comming on  :D


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Shark
Post by: Newmanseye on August 17, 2006, 10:12:42 PM
Foxy Minx and is it not Sark?


 ;iagree; :goodpost: ;applause; :respect: :kiv:


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Shark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 10:13:21 PM
do you mean Sark Lynx?

I would choose anyone well stocked up with booze, fags and magazines. And a deck of cards.  Oh - or the one I had the dream about  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: lynx5.0 on August 17, 2006, 10:17:23 PM
post edited boy am terrible with names :dontask:


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 10:18:00 PM
he is a shark though.


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Nem on August 17, 2006, 10:18:27 PM
Zelda


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Shark
Post by: mikkyT on August 17, 2006, 10:19:43 PM
Oh - or the one I had the dream about  ;goodvevil;

Do tell


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:20:18 PM
ABF.  :D

(No prizes for guessing what that means)


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 10:20:50 PM






Anyone but Flushy


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 10:21:40 PM
I thought it meant a big fatbloke!


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:23:02 PM
Well done. You win the no prizes Tightend.

He's a lovely guy of course, it's just that I'd be worried he'd use up all the oxygen.


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 10:25:17 PM
On behalf of the other 20% of blonde, I object to sizeist classifications


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:28:01 PM
On behalf of the other 20% of blonde, I object to sizeist classifications

Too late, I deleted it.

The reason...

People who live in glasses houses...shouldn't eat pies.  :D


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Shark
Post by: matt674 on August 17, 2006, 10:30:45 PM
Oh - or the one I had the dream about  ;goodvevil;

Do tell

related to this thread but the beans weren't spilt here either......

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12551.0

Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick Dr. Bananas should have it figured out in no time :)


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Ironside on August 17, 2006, 10:32:31 PM
talking about pies i was in a pub on tuesday that is offering FREE PIES during half time of the 2 matches on sentana this weekend

think if blondes attending we might bankraupt them


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: bolt pp on August 17, 2006, 10:42:45 PM
I'd like to be stuck in a lift with sark and talk to him about his opinion of Tony G...

 :pop:

Only joking Sark, i know you know Karate ;)


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: matt674 on August 17, 2006, 10:45:56 PM
Only joking Sark, i know you know Karate ;)


The aftershave not the marshall art................


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: charmaine on August 17, 2006, 10:54:46 PM
Someone not to brainy , otherwise i would feel very intimidated  :blonde: , and would need to be clean , imagine spending a few hours with someone who has body odour  ewwww .


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 10:55:31 PM
Was with you till the body odour stipulation charmaine  :-*


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 10:58:35 PM
Is Shark coming to BB3?????


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:08:13 PM
Is Shark coming to BB3?????

no  :(


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: brad.strider on August 17, 2006, 11:11:00 PM
Is Shark coming to BB3?????
hes cleaning his gills that day!


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 11:11:46 PM
Is he getting married again?

What's his excuse????


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 11:12:32 PM

As the person most people would like to meet, don't you think Sark should make an effort?


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:14:04 PM
yes Dewi I agree.  He made some lame excuse about having to study for exams, but I don't think that's good enough!  We should start a petition thread.


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:14:29 PM
Sark is a forum bot, will you lot not listen?!?!


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:17:04 PM
Sark is a forum bot, will you lot not listen?!?!

even more reason why he shouldn't be worried about exams.


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 11:17:23 PM
I am starting a petition see general board


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:18:56 PM
I am starting a petition see general board

good work that man

oops - looks like someone beat you to it!


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:20:11 PM
Sark is a forum bot, will you lot not listen?!?!

even more reason why he shouldn't be worried about exams.


it was an automated response by the programme that runs "him"


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:23:04 PM
you seem to know an awful lot about this 'S.A.R.K.' Tighty - are you the genius behind him?  If so, I'm sure you've got the skills to make a humanoid version in time to bring to BB3 with you.


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:30:26 PM
rumbled.


I'll see what I can do


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Tonji on August 17, 2006, 11:33:15 PM
I think Sark is a master of disguise, sometimes a Penguin other times a Plumber, you could have trouble spotting him :D


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Dewi_cool on August 17, 2006, 11:36:38 PM
Zelda and foxy minx


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Sark79 on August 17, 2006, 11:37:21 PM
I am lost for words  :D


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:37:43 PM
I think I'd question it if a King Emperor sat on my right at bb3...then again even he would steal my blinds


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: thetank on August 17, 2006, 11:38:15 PM
They eat fish for breakfast.


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: Claw75 on August 17, 2006, 11:39:07 PM
I am lost for words  :D

nice programming tighty


Title: Re: Stuck in a lift with Sark
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:40:17 PM
I am lost for words  :D

nice programming tighty


lol, time for Ctrl-Alt-delete in Kilmarnock