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Title: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: TightEnd on August 17, 2006, 11:49:32 PM
This film opens tomorrow and it has been a real internet hype story...way before anyone had seen it in the US it was voted the "best film title ever" on a film website

No idea if the film is any good, but Samuel L Jackson has said that he only signed up for the film on the basis of the title without reading the script.

As the hype grew a film magazine ran a competition entitled "blank on a blank" asking amateur film-Makers to come up with the least understandable "animal in a location" film title

the winners were

3rd Sloth on a Tank

2nd Eagles on a Chariot

1st Raccoons on a SpaceShuttle

Filiming of "snakes" ended at the end of 2005 and the studio ordered five days of reshoots. It also ran a competition for geeks of this film to put a line in the film

When you see the film and hear Jackson say "Enough of these motherf***ing motherf***ers on my plane"...well that was the winning line! 

I like this type of film buff stuff!


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: snoopy1239 on August 17, 2006, 11:51:01 PM
I think they had to reshoot to put that line in.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thetank on August 18, 2006, 12:03:08 AM
http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=12905.msg278302#msg278302

For some more SOAP discussion


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Claw75 on August 18, 2006, 12:31:39 AM
kind of related, but I nearly crashed my car the other morning whilst listening to Christian O'Connell on virgin and his 'snake or fake' quiz with Samuel L Jackson - made me laugh so much.  Anyone else hear it? 


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Graham C on August 18, 2006, 12:45:54 AM
I don't do snakes at all

Did you hear BA isn't................blah blah  :redcard:


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thediceman on August 18, 2006, 02:36:41 AM
I wonder what "Snakes on a Plane"  is about ::) ::) ::)

The film title is so unimaginative that that it sounds a raspberry winner to me.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: I, Zimbra on August 18, 2006, 03:20:36 AM
I heard about another competition, based on 'Snakes on a Plane', where people were asked to retitle other movies in the 'Snakes on the Plane' mould, i.e. making the title as plank-obvious as possible:

e.g. Raiders of the Lost Ark might be "Dude with the whip versus the Nazis" or something similar...

(I don't know who won)


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thetank on August 18, 2006, 03:24:44 AM
School of Rock could be retitled

"Sister Act 2 with a fat bloke"


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: bolt pp on August 18, 2006, 03:38:00 AM
Kindergarden cop and the third Reich

Kindergarden cop meets Abbott and Costello

Honey i shrunk the Kindergarden cop

Kindergarden cop on a hot tin roof

Twelve angry Kindergarden cops

KinderGarden cop farm



Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thetank on August 18, 2006, 03:51:46 AM
We could call Star Wars "Toy Advert episode 1"


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: boldie on August 18, 2006, 09:25:40 AM
We could call Star Wars "Toy Advert episode 1"

hahaha


I have seen several trailers for SOAP now and have to say it doesn't look as crap as I thought it would be. Ofcourse the movie will be shit..butI bet ya it'll be funny shit.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Jon MW on August 18, 2006, 09:35:03 AM
I think it will safely fall into the category of films that are entertaining without actually being any good


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: divingduck on August 18, 2006, 10:48:02 AM
 When I first heard about 'snakes on a Plane' I nearly choked on me black puddin', yer see I think them swanky Hollywood gits have stolen the idea from me rejected screenplay ' snakes ont' last tram t' Fleetwood'.
 do yer think i could sue 'em?


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Jon MW on August 18, 2006, 11:03:20 AM
When I first heard about 'snakes on a Plane' I nearly choked on me black puddin', yer see I think them swanky Hollywood gits have stolen the idea from me rejected screenplay ' snakes ont' last tram t' Fleetwood'.
 do yer think i could sue 'em?

Definitely, although I think you should settle out of court for a writing credit on the film - that way you'll have the glamour of being able to pick up the 'Best Original Screenplay' oscar next year.   8)


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Snatiramas on August 18, 2006, 02:50:39 PM
The title is something made up by a Vogon guard (in the Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy) trying to be imaginative


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: I, Zimbra on August 18, 2006, 05:16:46 PM
The title is something made up by a Vogon guard (in the Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy) trying to be imaginative

Lurgid Bees on a Plane?


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: RED-DOG on September 01, 2006, 10:34:30 PM
I think it will safely fall into the category of films that are entertaining without actually being any good

I bet it's a load of old cobras!


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: snoopy1239 on September 02, 2006, 02:07:42 AM
I watched this last night.

BRILLIANT!


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Poppet7 on September 02, 2006, 02:12:21 AM
It was scary!! I can't even imagine how scared I'd be!


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: MrMoves on October 12, 2006, 10:56:34 AM
Watched it last night.

"Who's the daddy now? bitch!"

So bad it's good.  Loved it.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: carrotjuice on October 13, 2006, 01:28:04 PM
i am so dying to see this film.  i bet i have put it on such a high pedestal i will be disappointed.
i always do that.  and films i think look rubbish turn out to be pretty good.
Samuel L Jackson is the nuts anyway.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thetank on October 13, 2006, 01:30:22 PM
It's blimmin great so is, you should love it.

If you don't want it on too high a pedestal, you can rest assured that the soundtrack isn't up too much.  :D


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: carrotjuice on October 13, 2006, 01:36:47 PM
lol


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: The Baron on October 13, 2006, 02:33:12 PM
Apparently the sequel "Snakes on a Train" has been lined up already.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thetank on October 13, 2006, 02:35:26 PM
I hope you're serious.

Don't mock the masterpiece  ;tk;


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: The Baron on October 13, 2006, 02:39:14 PM
I hope you're serious.

Don't mock the masterpiece  ;tk;

I kid you not.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: TightEnd on October 13, 2006, 02:40:59 PM
Go and see "The Departed" guys...excellent scorsese pic


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: kvnstv on October 13, 2006, 02:43:52 PM
Oh to have babysitters less than 300 miles away, the last three films me and carrotjuice have seen all had computer generated squirrels in them.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: MrMoves on October 13, 2006, 02:52:42 PM
You could always download it KV.  That's probably illegal though.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: thetank on October 13, 2006, 02:55:47 PM
lol


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: kvnstv on October 13, 2006, 02:58:09 PM
Its worse than illegal Paul, its naughty.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: MrMoves on October 13, 2006, 03:11:43 PM
I would never do anything like that.  There are some very bad people around.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Redbull on October 13, 2006, 06:47:40 PM
Apparently the sequel "Snakes on a Train" has been lined up already.

Too late - Scott Mills was going on about this on Radio 1 - http://imdb.com/title/tt0843873/ 

Darn snakes get everywhere.


Title: Re: "Snakes on a Plane"
Post by: Royal Flush on December 31, 2006, 05:22:33 AM
Just watched it, class, lol