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Title: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: Newmanseye on August 18, 2006, 04:18:55 AM I know I have done this on many a drunken night,I have been a little pissed and I have been flicking through the sky channels and I stumble across the shopping channel's, now I have bought a Magic Bullet, It looks so good on the telly, but mine has been used 6 times, its still in its box atop of the fridge,
I have purchased ionic ( yes IONIC ) toothbrushes total waste of time !! A rolling hairbrush for the wife, again it looked great but its bloody useless. A self hair cutting system, ( that one went straight in to the bin ) anything that looks like a Hoover with scissors attached is just too dangerous So who else has been daft when pissed and chucked money away on this garbage? Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: thediceman on August 18, 2006, 04:26:20 AM I know someone who brought a mop which was guaranteed to last a lifetime but the strangely it came with a replacement head. >:?
Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: thetank on August 18, 2006, 04:34:12 AM How about the toilet snorkel.
A must for residents in high rise buidings. In the event of a fire, instead of dying from smoke inhalation as you or I might, the crafty toilet snorkel owner breathes safe clean-ish sewer air. So they slowly melt to death instead. Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: Newmanseye on August 18, 2006, 04:36:02 AM please tell me you did not buy one of these !!!!
Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: thetank on August 18, 2006, 04:37:24 AM No I don't have one.
Have to wait 28 days for delivery. Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: Rookie (Rodney) on August 18, 2006, 04:38:09 AM No I don't have one. rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfaoHave to wait 28 days for delivery. Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: matt674 on August 18, 2006, 07:07:01 AM I know I have done this on many a drunken night,I have been a little pissed and I have been flicking through the sky channels and I stumble across the shopping channel's, now I have bought a Magic Bullet, It looks so good on the telly, but mine has been used 6 times, its still in its box atop of the fridge, Isn't this a battery operated "toy" for ladies ??? Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: Newmanseye on August 18, 2006, 10:45:14 AM I know I have done this on many a drunken night,I have been a little pissed and I have been flicking through the sky channels and I stumble across the shopping channel's, now I have bought a Magic Bullet, It looks so good on the telly, but mine has been used 6 times, its still in its box atop of the fridge, Isn't this a battery operated "toy" for ladies ??? You and your monkey Brain, No the magic bullet is a food blender of sorts, Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: Bongo on August 18, 2006, 12:08:30 PM A self hair cutting system, ( that one went straight in to the bin ) anything that looks like a Hoover with scissors attached is just too dangerous Wasn't that in wayne's world? Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: Snatiramas on August 18, 2006, 03:49:23 PM Onion holder.......push holder prongs into onion whilst keeping hold of handle. Slice onion whilst impaled on holder. Remove onion slices from holder........All the prongs stay in the onion and leave me with a totally useless wooden handle. Marvellous
Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: TightEnd on August 18, 2006, 03:54:07 PM A rubber stick with a hoover like attachment at the end for picking up your golf ball out of the golf hole
Yes, I am that lazy. Title: Re: Whats the daftest "new invention you ever saw or purchased Post by: divingduck on August 18, 2006, 04:02:15 PM When my wife first moved in with me 6 yrs ago, she brought a large collection of this sort of crap.Unfortunately i am still unable to persuade her to dump any of it....most useless of which (and yet to be used for the first time) has to be a 'Battenburg cake maker', neither of us even like that sort of cake but I suppose if theres ever a world wide Battenburg shortage we could clean up.
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