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Title: The Bearded Wonder Post by: TightEnd on August 19, 2006, 09:54:55 PM So there I am in a crowded bar, substantially worse for wear late on a Friday night
I wander across the room to talk to a few blondes, tikay, Flushy, Ginger etc etc Imagine my surprise when I see a newcomer replete with bandana, biker jacket and the most expansive beard this side of the bearded lady exhibit at an old fashioned fair, talking to the crowd. I approached the gentleman with a little trepidation. Perhaps he had stumbled into the wrong pub by accident, perhaps there was a biker's pub nearby. At which point tikay announces "Ah Tighty I would like you to meet Bainn and Harmony" My jaw dropped...I have an excellent memory and Bainn on his avatar..bandana..check...stubble...check...a beard making him look like a cross between Charles Manson and Freddy from Rainbow (1980s children's show entertainer stylee)? No, that rung no bells. At which point I noticed a small family of voles nesting in the beard! Sure enough though it was him Nice chap, but I feel compelled to warn any of you attending BB3 that this beard is not for the faint hearted...think ZZ top...think protecting any young children from the sight of it in case they have nightmares....think "I do hope he doesn't trip over it" You have been warned! Title: Re: The Bearded Wonder Post by: Bainn on August 19, 2006, 10:04:16 PM So there I am in a crowded bar, substantially worse for wear late on a Friday night I wander across the room to talk to a few blondes, tikay, Flushy, Ginger etc etc Imagine my surprise when I see a newcomer replete with bandana, biker jacket and the most expansive beard this side of the bearded lady exhibit at an old fashioned fair, talking to the crowd. I approached the gentleman with a little trepidation. Perhaps he had stumbled into the wrong pub by accident, perhaps there was a biker's pub nearby. At which point tikay announces "Ah Tighty I would like you to meet Bainn and Harmony" My jaw dropped...I have an excellent memory and Bainn on his avatar..bandana..check...stubble...check...a beard making him look like a cross between Charles Manson and Freddy from Rainbow (1980s children's show entertainer stylee)? No, that rung no bells. At which point I noticed a small family of voles nesting in the beard! Sure enough though it was him Nice chap, but I feel compelled to warn any of you attending BB3 that this beard is not for the faint hearted...think ZZ top...think protecting any young children from the sight of it in case they have nightmares....think "I do hope he doesn't trip over it" You have been warned! What a classic post my friend, inspired. ;applause; ;applause; ;applause; Was a pleasure to meet up with you, and folks, heed his warning ! ! ! Title: Re: The Bearded Wonder Post by: Dewi_cool on August 19, 2006, 10:12:44 PM One of my best friends has such a beard, he also wears a bandana and has a chopper type motorbike, bring them on I say, man and beard, a pint will be shared no fear here !!
Title: Re: The Bearded Wonder Post by: Bainn on August 19, 2006, 10:25:16 PM One of my best friends has such a beard, he also wears a bandana and has a chopper type motorbike, bring them on I say, man and beard, a pint will be shared no fear here !! I will drink to that sir, look forward to partaking of an Ale with you. |