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Title: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: bobby1 on August 25, 2006, 02:56:13 AM
I feel a little sad today that Pluto has been relegated from the list of Planets, 2500 members of the astranomical union have decided that the rest of the world will now only have 8 planets unless a number of 'candidate planets' can step in to fill the hole.

So lets hear it for our old friend Pluto...may he rotate around the sun and grow stronger from this terrible demotion.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: I, Zimbra on August 25, 2006, 03:44:31 AM
Pluto was crap anyway.

Slacker couldn't even manage a proper orbit.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: thetank on August 25, 2006, 03:54:18 AM
I didn't really know Pluto well, was he a philospher or something?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: NoflopsHomer on August 25, 2006, 03:58:33 AM
I didn't really know Pluto well, was he a philospher or something?

All I know is that he was always causing trouble for Goofy.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 25, 2006, 05:14:38 PM
in my book pluto is still there. why dont we just name the other outlying planets and have more than 9 instead of scrapping pluto. pluto aint going anywhere. long live pluto



mad ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner; ;karabiner;


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Acidmouse on August 25, 2006, 05:17:18 PM
If they classed pluto as a planet then we would have to rename loads more, lazy bastards. They just didnt want the extra work.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Sark79 on August 25, 2006, 05:20:49 PM
He is a Dwarf Planet now.  Are there any other famous Dwarf Planets we should be aware of?   My best friend at school has an older Brother who has a PHD in Astro Physics. I never understood what the fella was talking about  :D ,  I used to beat him at chess though because he had no competitive bones in his body. I have no brains, but every bone in my body is competitive  :D


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Acidmouse on August 25, 2006, 05:24:28 PM
I should know this but I never attended my astronomy electives at University  ;tk;


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 25, 2006, 05:45:42 PM
He is a Dwarf Planet now.  Are there any other famous Dwarf Planets we should be aware of?   My best friend at school has an older Brother who has a PHD in Astro Physics. I never understood what the fella was talking about  :D ,  I used to beat him at chess though because he had no competitive bones in his body. I have no brains, but every bone in my body is competitive  :D

 try this link

http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2005-126

 i do agree with you acidmouse, its the height of lazyness



Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: 4KingNutz on August 25, 2006, 05:56:24 PM
 MaY NoT ~B~ A FlInTsToNe BuT I CaN SuRe MaKe Ur BeD RoCk  says:
well theres not 2 new planets theres 3 and they r called Ceres, Charon and 2003 UB313


this is an astronama freind of mine just thought id add it as we are talking planets :)


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: dik9 on August 25, 2006, 06:56:32 PM
Isn't Xena a dwarf planet too?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: leighton_87 on August 25, 2006, 07:00:27 PM
Isn't Xena a dwarf planet too?

I thought she was a warrior princess


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: dik9 on August 25, 2006, 07:01:09 PM
Thats what it was named after apparently?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: AlrightJack on August 25, 2006, 07:12:14 PM
Pluto was just a Mickey Mouse planet.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 26, 2006, 03:38:21 PM
rubbish. the only mickey mouse planet you'll find is in Disney. the real ones are quite spectacular ;tk;

mad


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: leighton_87 on August 26, 2006, 03:49:07 PM
rubbish. the only mickey mouse planet you'll find is in Disney. the real ones are quite spectacular ;tk;

mad

But apparently Pluto isn't a real planet  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 26, 2006, 03:52:39 PM
yes it is. just cause there are more either bigger or smaller planets further out, doesnt mean we shouldnt name them planets instead of cutting pluto out. these bunch of scientists had to make that decision and did consider what ive said as a major issue.

Pluto is a planet:) even if they say its not


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: RED-DOG on August 26, 2006, 04:17:36 PM
Ok. Turn a blind eye if you want to, but it could be Uranus on the line next time.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: NoflopsHomer on August 26, 2006, 04:20:10 PM
Ok. Turn a blind eye if you want to, but it could be Uranus on the line next time.

I've heard Uranus spins sideways, is that true?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: AlrightJack on August 26, 2006, 04:22:28 PM
Ok. Turn a blind eye if you want to, but it could be Uranus on the line next time.

I've heard Uranus spins sideways, is that true?

Only when its dancing to a Neptune.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: NoflopsHomer on August 26, 2006, 04:26:22 PM
Ok. Turn a blind eye if you want to, but it could be Uranus on the line next time.

I've heard Uranus spins sideways, is that true?

Only when its dancing to a Neptune.

Did they get the stereo from the local Comet?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 26, 2006, 06:02:26 PM
I hereby suggest the instigation of the "P.P.P"

"Protect Pluto Party"

The agenda, to reinstate Pluto as a planet, as it deserves.

I nominate Red as chair.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 26, 2006, 06:37:26 PM
i agree. the revolution starts right here:)


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Ironside on August 26, 2006, 06:43:18 PM
i am forming the BUPP

the blow up pluto party


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 26, 2006, 06:58:07 PM
iron

thats dead nasty. how could you think about it?

mad:(


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: thetank on August 26, 2006, 06:59:47 PM
The we'd have lots of little Plutos :)


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 26, 2006, 07:27:00 PM
THe group formerly known as "Protect Pluto Party" will now be known as "H.I.P.P.P"

"Halt Ironside's Perverse Pluto Plans"


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on August 26, 2006, 07:32:58 PM
 :D


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 26, 2006, 09:26:33 PM
I can only assume from Iron's lack of retort, that "H.I.P.P.P" has been successful, now on to downing street to get Pluto's planet status back......


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Ironside on August 26, 2006, 10:17:00 PM
sorry i was playing in the first fund raiser for the BUPP  wont be long till i am on the final table


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 26, 2006, 10:19:23 PM
sorry i was playing in the first fund raiser for the BUPP  wont be long till i am on the final table

Rally to my call H.I.P.P.P'sters and we will defeat this Iron menace ! ! !


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: I, Zimbra on August 26, 2006, 11:20:06 PM
So, we had a PPP until this HIPPP replacement came in?

Sounds like a complicated operation, to me...


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 26, 2006, 11:24:57 PM
So, we had a PPP until this HIPPP replacement came in?

Sounds like a complicated operation, to me...

Not at all, 3 hours of key-hole surgery while some soothing Brahms played in the background.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: bobby1 on August 26, 2006, 11:33:07 PM
Hail Hippppp, Pluto will live forever!!!!!


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 26, 2006, 11:35:55 PM
Hail Hippppp, Pluto will live forever!!!!!

HIPPP welcomes a new recruit.

Remember, be HIPPP ! ! !


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Ironside on August 27, 2006, 01:29:45 AM
BUPP rules ok our first meeting will be in a pub with topless barmaids(barmen for the ladies) there will be a free bar and free pies and burgers


so who is joining the BUPP?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 27, 2006, 01:35:04 AM
BUPP rules ok our first meeting will be in a pub with topless barmaids(barmen for the ladies) there will be a free bar and free pies and burgers


so who is joining the BUPP?

Believe not the words of the devil, he speaks untruths, and besides, if indeed he provided such things, the staff would be mingers and the food would be off !

HIPPP forever ! !


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: thetank on August 27, 2006, 01:51:19 AM
It is Bainn who is the devil.

He needs Pluto for his evil schemes.

If it's declassified, there will be severe tax consequences to building his evil lair that will set him back a few years.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 27, 2006, 02:04:23 AM
It is Bainn who is the devil.

He needs Pluto for his evil schemes.

If it's declassified, there will be severe tax consequences to building his evil lair that will set him back a few years.

Shhhhhh

Ignore the ramblings of this man, he is patently insane ! !


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 29, 2006, 03:06:26 AM
I, in my capacity as head and founder of HIPPP am pleased to announce our ranks have now swelled to 127 members.

This is fantastic news, Pluto's plight has touched the hearts of many, soon HIPPP will be issuing an online petition that people may have their voices heard by those in power.

Pluto will be a planet again ! ! !

Those ruddy BUPP sassenachs and their demented schemes will be thwarted ! !


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: 4KingNutz on August 29, 2006, 12:44:06 PM
I it is allright with you master i would like to become a HIPPPPPPPPPP  8)


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on August 29, 2006, 02:05:39 PM
I it is allright with you master i would like to become a HIPPPPPPPPPP  8)

Indeed, my young Padawan, you may consider yourself HIPPP.

Secret handshake instructions and codes will be sent to you later.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: madasahatstand on September 03, 2006, 04:31:13 PM
bain

you have indeed started a revolution. check out this link.......................

http://skytonight.com/news/home/3805531.html

mad:)


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: bobby1 on September 03, 2006, 06:44:12 PM
bain

you have indeed started a revolution. check out this link.......................

http://skytonight.com/news/home/3805531.html

mad:)


aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrr...........thats what im talkin' 'bout!!


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Ironside on September 04, 2006, 12:00:38 AM
you guys are in trouble

i have recently recieve a sponsorship deal which will allow us to pick an astronaut to sly to pluto in able to distroy it

unfourtunately we are short in cash to the tune of a couple of billion for a neaclear bomb need to blow it up

but we are hoping to recruit Kiv Fae Essex (aka colchester kev) whom we hope will digest pluto for a snack


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on September 04, 2006, 01:20:25 AM
you guys are in trouble

i have recently recieve a sponsorship deal which will allow us to pick an astronaut to sly to pluto in able to distroy it

unfourtunately we are short in cash to the tune of a couple of billion for a neaclear bomb need to blow it up

but we are hoping to recruit Kiv Fae Essex (aka colchester kev) whom we hope will digest pluto for a snack

Pah, HIPPP fear not this deluded plan, nor do we fear the awful spelling used by BUPP.

But, seeing as this plan of your will never fly, ha ha har, may i suggest that the tent-wearer would be much more effectively used as a projectile, that mass at speed would do a tremendous amount of damage.

HIPPP forever ! !


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 04, 2006, 02:36:40 AM
Rumour has it that the founder of HIPPP has kidnapped the ex planet and is hiding it in the unkempt birds nest which is attached to his face !!

My launch is IMMINENT !!!


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on September 04, 2006, 02:51:51 AM
My launch is IMMINENT !!!

Surely you mean, your LUNCH is imminent ?


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: bobby1 on September 04, 2006, 04:07:37 AM
Get the pies ready...he's going in!!


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on September 04, 2006, 11:36:47 AM
Mummy and Daddy pies tell their young pies that if they don't behave, the evil Col-Kev will catch them and eat them, he is like Pie-Lands bogeyman.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Harmony26 on September 06, 2006, 09:45:26 PM
Messiah Bainn, may I join the fraternity... after all, I'm just a HIPPPy at heart.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: Bainn on September 08, 2006, 12:48:32 PM
Messiah Bainn, may I join the fraternity... after all, I'm just a HIPPPy at heart.

Welcome my child, HIPPP accepts you with open arms.


Title: Re: Farewell Pluto......
Post by: patman on September 08, 2006, 12:53:12 PM
i wish to retain the age old rite to say  "your further out than pluto"

to that end `mon the pluto down with that sort of thing  ;yellowcard;