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Well I did laugh today, the enquiry team at work passed me a customer
in our showroom and his was Mr Noblet. Sorry for being childish
but I PMSL. I could not look him in the eye without giggling like a girl.
He was a very nice chap.

How bad would your Surname need to be before you changed it.

I know a guy Mark Bacon, married a lady called Christie. He changed
his surname to Ryan.

Regards

M
 

use to know a guy called Justin Salmon

and  honest to god i worked with a guy called Mike Hunt! :D

my ex husband went to school with a lad called Wayne Kerr :)  English was not his parents' first language apparently!

There was a girl at my school called Anne Summers :D

i was at school with a guy called richard blore. seriously. search in the clyde valley phonebook or bt.com. they live in strathaven, father's name is david

I believe there's a guy named Richard Blore, but surely he must've invested in going ex-directory by now.  :D

probably. he, erm, moved away

I went to school with a guy called Gaylord Burke, he later changed it to Nelson Burke  >:?

I know a solicitor called nick inge(which is pronounced: ing) very appropriote for a solicitor! :D

Are you ready for this...I know a certain female with the maiden name of Clinker 8)

My brother had a girlfriend whos surname was Gotobed  :D

a woman I work with had the surname Fuchs.  She got married last year, and someone in the office quipped that her fiance's name was Knightly, and she'd be going double-barrelled  :o

Americans are good for names. We had a contact called Skip Bacon

Closer to home, a lady in London called Saima Bhutt

Also heard of a couple, surname Laurie, who named their girl Iona.

I used to leave with a girl at university called Stephanie Pelling and whenever her post came it had Miss S. Pelling on it, which always amused me.

Guy at work keeps telling us of 2 brothers he grew up with call Alan and Peter Ness.

Girl at my school was called Hazel Nut!

i know a guy called donald mcdonald. and i know a russian prostitute called niekers onandoffski :D

My mate at school was called David Mcdonald and his dad was called Ronald. Dave's middle name was Ronald.

whoosh - someone's going to have to explain these to me!  :blonde:

A. Ness and P. ness

 :o  thank you.  my innocent young mind just couldn't see it.

richard spankey, i kid u not

I knew twins with the surname Beach who were Rocky and Sandy.

One of my old Doctors was called Dr Winterbottom.

Those medical folk with their wacky names, eh?

dr whites another. what a bloody pain!!!

I love that guys name who Tikay was playing at Gutshot a while ago, something Christmas.  Not naughty but worth a few gags.

I am in no position to talk, however.

These used to go to my school and are all real:

Richard Head
Dwayne Pipe
Mustafa Jaffa

We had a teacher at school whose name was Miss Pratt, naturally we figured that when she got married she would pick a bloke with a sensible name.

One year we welcomed her back to school as a married woman: her new name? "Mrs. Nettleship."

Probably a step up, but us kids didn't think it was by much...

The teacher I was in love with at school was Chris James Bond, I actually stalked him for a while! LOL

i had a mate in my teens called richard (dick) cocks (spelt that way to) :D

and his party trick was to put a condom over his head..... now thats another story  :D

lol what did you do? and did you get caught? :D

Is her name Nikki?

nope :)

Nothing really... he asked me once "Sophie I heard you fancy Mr Bartle is that true?".. my reply... "Yeah!...and you!" (Then I ran away). But there was one time I was locked ina classroom whilst Mr Bond was outside because someone had spread a rumour that I was writing a love letter to him ??? and the school teachers were worried! Me and my friend Terri always used to make comments at him in class with reference to sex etc and he used to get so embarrassed!

Oh dear... I was such a goon!

Kingsley Iball - Bio teacher at school - honest! :)

Talking about names the other day with my Daughter , seems her boyfriend has a corker middle name NOBOFF !!!! omg , can you imagine lol .
But even funnier is that NOBOFF is his cousins Christian name.......... poor poor boy  ;goodvevil;

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lol - are you sure that's not a wind up!?!?!

Nicola Giffshead
Michael (mike) Huntley
Asian kid called Minjeta - dont kno if i spelt it right. That was funny

Its true , not sure  which Country it originates from , his mum is Jamaican and dad is from Zimbabwe .

lol - English speaking countries as well!!!!

C'mon, thats not real!!!!!

I used to know a Wayne Kerr as well, but get this, his brothers name was Ewan.

He had to say his name very carefully to avoid getting into trouble.

Mike Oxbent?

 Two names that have stayed with me from my first full time job many years ago in an accounts dept...

 Donald Duckworth

 and

 Ivor Glasscock

 how cruel can parents get?

Another one I've just remembered; my doctor's name (when I was very young) was Xavier, because I was little and didn't hear it properly I thought he was called "Dr. Save-You".

A very appropriate name for a doctor, I thought... :)

There was a scholar at my school called A.R.Dworkin.

I work for Argos and one of my suppliers National Acc Manager is called Paul Finger and we also have a Mike Hunt!

Awesome!

Tis not really a surname, but i have a friend called Richard Hare

He like many Richards is often called Dick.

Suffice to say, he is now known as Pube.  :D

My very first job was entering data from prescription forms onto a computer. The greatest name I came across was Wyping Butt, if the prescription had been for incontinence stuff , I would have got it framed.

My mother used to go out with a guy called Jimmy Riddle  :D

I went to school with a guy called Phillip Enis, he had interesting labels in his clothing, some parents have a sense of humour at least. Then there was a rugby mate of mine Adrian Nutter, the local press had a field day with man of the match being A.Nutter!
 ;D

Obviously fictional, but these names where mentioned in Meet the Fockers:

Randy & Orny Focker

Marther Focker

On a side note, the board of clasification were not going to allow the movie title unless they could find someone called Focker, that exact spelling. You think it would be easy, just go to Germany. But most people would spell it fokker!

Not really that amusing but i used to work with a cuy called Callum Partridge.


AAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Honest wouldn't tell porkies http://www.friendsreunited.co.uk/FriendsReunited.asp?wci=namesearch&site=1&region=&subregion=&age=&search=Ennis&forename=Phillip

and http://www.thisisthelakedistrict.co.uk/sport/kendalsportrugby/display.var.538899.0.show_stoppers_richmond_13_kendal_18.php

I work at the sales centre for Scottish Power, and we get some crakers, I remember one woman that had a second name of Dicock, i found it funny, there were afew more, I will note them down next time tho.

That doesn't break data protection does it?

as long as you're just putting surnames and no context I'm sure you're fine.  There are a couple of names I've come across in work that I would love to post, but I'd be breaking the offical secrets act :(

Richard head

John Thomas.. ( giggle every time he phones up)

bangham was one today, not getting as many now to be fair. 

When you were younger and found stupid things funny, did anyone actually go through the phonebook and pranky those oh so unfortunate people?

Oh yes there was a guy where i live who obviously saw the funny side of his name as he actually listed it in the phone book as folllows:
Frank N. Stein

I sh1t u not

Just back from work, heres another one

Kinky Transvestite!  This is no joke, it was on the database at work!

How RUDE of their parents!

I think that your alias on blonde is hilarious

;D

A guy at my school was called Andrew Nurse. It was only when his name was read out by teachers it became funny...... A Nurse. Then to make matters worse we found out his middle name was Peter!!! A P Nurse.

Pardon?

There was a kid at my school with the name Soe.

Everytime a teacher would start a sentence with "so" he would say yes and the whole class would piss themselves laughing.

I know a guy called Ian Black who went to a posh school where the teachers would address them by their surname and intial, therefore he was addressed as
Black I  :D

that would never get old i bet he still dose that today magic