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Title: suspicous stuff
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2006, 04:31:15 PM
Theres some suspicious stuff going on around here, dont panic though anyone, i'm on the case, i'm going to find the suspect and expose him for the digestive buiscit eater that he is.

The most important thing is that nobody panics, everybody remain calm and go about your buisniss ive got the situation under control!

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Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Wardonkey on September 01, 2006, 04:34:08 PM
It woz the butler who dunnit Mister.


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2006, 04:40:01 PM
No need to be all defensive sir, you wernt on the short list of prime suspects in relation to this offence but we may need to talk with you regarding a dodgy pirate guide to stts thats been circulating! ;D


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Newmanseye on September 01, 2006, 04:44:18 PM
I "munch" never shaw " crunch" any biscuths...... GULP.

Anyone fancy a cuppa?


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 01, 2006, 05:01:40 PM
red dog has crumbs on his tache .... could be a clue ?


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: The_nun on September 01, 2006, 05:15:00 PM
Kev was last seen walking down isle 8 at Sainsburys


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: madasahatstand on September 01, 2006, 07:41:30 PM
could it be rosemary the telephone operator? what about penre the janitor?.........


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2006, 07:53:19 PM
Let me know if you need a sidekick - I am a top investigator :)


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2006, 08:39:43 PM
I need to get a plant inside the mods secret room, ive had a tip off that theres a large quantity of digestive biscuits stashed within.

Failing that i'll have to interrogate sark, roomer has it hes seen the secret room and can confirm if there are indeed any digestive biscuits hidden within.

I'm so close to cracking the case!


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 01, 2006, 08:41:33 PM
I need to get a plant inside the mods secret room, ive had a tip off that theres a large quantity of digestive biscuits stashed within.

Failing that i'll have to interrogate sark, roomer has it hes seen the secret room and can confirm if there are indeed any digestive biscuits hidden within.

I'm so close to cracking the case!

we only have jaffa cakes and bourbons in the secret room ....  ;)


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2006, 08:52:04 PM
I need to get a plant inside the mods secret room, ive had a tip off that theres a large quantity of digestive biscuits stashed within.

Failing that i'll have to interrogate sark, roomer has it hes seen the secret room and can confirm if there are indeed any digestive biscuits hidden within.

I'm so close to cracking the case!

we only have jaffa cakes and bourbons in the secret room ....  ;)

aha - a tell!  Is that because YOU ate all the digestives Kev? eh?


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Colchester Kev on September 01, 2006, 09:05:35 PM
I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives :)


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2006, 09:09:50 PM
I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives :)

aha again.  how do you know how a digestive reacts to tea if you haven't eaten them all? eh?


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: bolt pp on September 01, 2006, 09:13:32 PM
I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives :)

aha again.  how do you know how a digestive reacts to tea if you haven't eaten them all? eh?

I bow to the astute observations of my learned collegue, we can solve all sorts of crime and mysteries, but first we have to solve the mystery that is flushys + ROI  :dontask: an all nighter!!


Title: Re: suspicous stuff
Post by: Claw75 on September 01, 2006, 09:16:04 PM
I hate digestives, they are the wimp among biscuits when it comes to dunking ... they ALWAYS break and end up in the tea, and its impossible to fish them out with a spoon before they turn to sludge .... so i plead not guilty to robbing the digestives :)

aha again.  how do you know how a digestive reacts to tea if you haven't eaten them all? eh?

I bow to the astute observations of my learned collegue, we can solve all sorts of crime and mysteries, but first we have to solve the mystery that is flushys + ROI :dontask:s an all nighter!!

I fear that that task is beyond even my highly skilled investigative mind