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Title: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Karabiner on September 02, 2006, 06:58:17 PM
I've just thought of a few that still make me chuckle years later, let's hear some more....


Swedes 1   Turnips 0 (after Sweden beat Graham Taylor's hapless England team)


Thanks for the mammaries (after legendary page 3 girl Sam Fox retired from modelling)


Stick it up your junta (when Maggie T. turned down the Argies terms for a cease-fire)


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: thetank on September 02, 2006, 07:34:58 PM
Super Calley Go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious

 8)

Following a cup upset when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic erm... late 90s I think.


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: madasahatstand on September 02, 2006, 08:03:56 PM
"shoots you sir"  front page of daily sport after versace was shot dead, brilliant!


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Claw75 on September 14, 2006, 09:24:46 AM
from yesterday's Daily Star (pretty self explanatory):

Di wanted to have it HOFF with me.....but I didn't want the Hassel


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Maddog on September 14, 2006, 09:41:44 AM
Freddie star ate my hamster


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Sheriff Fatman on September 14, 2006, 09:55:11 AM
One that sticks in my mind, although I thought it was a pretty bold decision at the time, was when Fred West hanged himself in prison on New Year's Eve.

It was reported in The Sun with the headline, "Happy Noose Year."

Sheriff


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: ifm on September 14, 2006, 11:57:52 AM
Classic Sunday Sport headline from when it was only out on a Sunday:-

World WarII Bomber Found on the Moon


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: matt674 on September 14, 2006, 12:59:26 PM
"Charlton Athletic win the 2008 Champions League"

Ok, so i can dream.......................  :D


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Rod Paradise on September 14, 2006, 01:04:06 PM
Super Calley Go Ballistic Celtic are Atrocious

 8)

Following a cup upset when Inverness Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic erm... late 90s I think.

That was stolen from a previous headline in English football.

Was a good headline though  :'(


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Nem on September 14, 2006, 01:19:20 PM
I only came here for De Beers" The Sun Nov 8th 2000 after the failed  Millennium Dome robbery


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: jezza777 on September 14, 2006, 02:29:20 PM
"Hoddle finds God.
































 What a pass"


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: tikay on September 14, 2006, 02:32:14 PM
"shoots you sir"  front page of daily sport after versace was shot dead, brilliant!

Now that IS clever!


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Nem on September 19, 2006, 06:12:00 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Claw75 on September 19, 2006, 06:42:11 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/

 :o


Title: Re: O/T Great tabloid headlines
Post by: Jim-D on September 19, 2006, 06:59:47 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/15/nz_badminton_kerfuffle/

Brilliant! :D