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My choices would be :

1. Ned's who break glass bottles.  I am sick of walking around and seeing glass everywhere. It is impossible to walk around my local park with my dogs now without having to pay close attention to the ground in case they cut their paws. My Uncle is a local councillor and when I complain to him, all he says is the Ned's are bored and have nothing to do. Scumbags.  Why can't they phase out glass bottles and replace them with plastic?  Glass biodegrades eventually, but it takes years for it to do this. I know plastic doesn't break down, but it does a lot less damage to cats, dogs and kids.

Edited  :D

1. outdraws from numpties
2. OAPs who keep trying to play poker and are constantly miss reading their cards
3. Women who play poker in low cut tops- how the hell am I supposed to concentrate?

Sark, I would like to thank you for introducing three such uncontroversial subjects for discussion on a Sunday afternoon. This is likely to be an easily moddable thread and I appreciate your kindness  ;tk;


That aside, this subject was a very popular, indeed famous, blonde thread once upon a time...

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=1930.0



carry on !  :D

lol,  I can't remember that far back .    I even made a brief post in it  :D

does that mean I should keep my three items to myself Tighty?

Of course not, I was just pointing Sark in the direction of the last Room 101 post, lest it in blonde terms pre-dated him

still, this is me, keeping mine to myself  :D

Am I on your list Adam ;)

Funnily enough I had never heard of Neds' before, but was dealing with an incident where a guy got attacked the other day. The lady from explained that the guy was attacked by Ned's and I hadn't a clue what she was talking about. I pleaded ignorance and did a google afterwards.
Anyway side tracking.
1, Drivers that don't use hands free kits. Are they really that expensive?
2, Drivers that throw fags out of the window. Don't they realise that they have an ash tray in the car?
3, Drivers that hog the middle lane, especially if they are also doing 1 & 2.
(Spent a lot of time on the road of late)

 ::)

not unless you're a church going, bloodsport vegatarian

oops

PMSL ......   I can safely say that i am   "NONE OF THE ABOVE"

Country Music .  I hate country music

Well here's one for starters.

1) Arse

2) Wet Sham

3) Chelscum

In no particular order

Posted before checking Tightends flash back to the past - I wonder if my choices have changed since the last thread ?

I will go for;

A)  Bono

B)  People who don't indicate at Mini Roundabouts

and

C)  Bono

1.Sand......whats the point??

2. Womens power records..........ask the DJ to play ' I will survive' by Gloria Gaynor the next time you are in a club and watch the reaction of the girls in there, you would think all men were the scurge of the earth.

3. Sky sports news.....when is news not news?? when its on sky sports news.....

Only three?

1) Victoria Beckham, she is unintelligent, talentless, thin to the point of anorexia, plasticly remodified and downright ugly.
2) Traffic Cops, Sick of hearing chief constables say they need more police on the beat.  Correct, take them off traffic (or the motorist persecution squad) and put them back on the job they are meant to do in the 1st place. e.g. Catching criminals and making the streets safe.  As you drive around look out for policemen and count how many are traffic cops and how many ordinary cops.  You will be scared by the result.
3) Devilfish, no need for any explanations apart from the fact he is probably the most over-rated poker player on the planet!

:)up

I don't think I'll post mine... I'll probably get banned!

Philip Neville

Rugby League over-promotion on Sky...its a minority sport played by a few Lancastrians and Yorkshiremen, and Austrailians and assorted Maoris, and its dull

Ninetendo DS2 games. My daughter has a game on it about Dogs. She has to shout instructions at the screen to train the things. It has gotten extremely tiresome

Girls Aloud, but only when they open their mouths. Mute is fine.

Pro Plus. A triumph of marketing over substance.

Razorlight's new album. Crap.

Colin Murray. Especially on Poker shows.

Horizontal rain. As yesterday when I was on the terraces in it. Unpleasant.

Novelty pens. I was given a pen yesterday. I asked the man for his address so I could send him the information he wanted. He handed me over a pen giving his name and address on the side alongside a picture of his dog. Straight in the bin.

Cufflinks with the little knots at either end. Can I get them through the shirt holes? Not a f in hope !

Sellotape.

Plumbers call out charges.

Mock tudor modern houses.

People who drive Honda Accords

Automated phone bank services. No, I can't remember my 27 digit password number. No I don't know my secret middle name. Just give me what I need to know please.

Sting. Post tantric sex phase Sting not 1980s Sting.

Dale Winton

Eamon Holmes. Yes I know you support Man U. Now shut up.

Non absorbent kitchen towel.

Wyevale Garden centres.

Water meters

Hosepipes

Marigold gloves.

The cost and size of Popcorn buckets in cinemas.

Pic and Mix. "3 bags of strawberry shoelaces sir? that'll be £18.36 please".  

Teenagers in cinemas.

Teenagers full stop.

Only ever falling for married or attached women.

Never being able to tell them.

Chimneys.

Inkjet printer cartridges.

Obscenely overpriced razor baldes with four way action back and front never slit your throat marketing.

Small talk.

Bic biros, but only when the end has been chewed off.

Blackboards.



All you need to do is divide this list into 3's and you have all my suggestions covered.


Thank you very much for your time and attention to this public service forum post.

 

aw - could you please take this one off?  I don't wanna go in room 101 - it's not nice in there!

I also put in Clingfilm and PC World ads. Have you seen the acting in the new ads.  " Excellent, I'll take one of those as well before they all go" .  The worst actors in the world, they will all be on Eastenders soon

Balamory

Online Blackjack

People who have roulette systems "It came in that segment then moved across to 32 and neighbours and then it was black. It's got to be 11 this time" It's random you pillock!!

Maggie and the Ferocious beast.

"The Rumour Mill" on 5Live

the presenter, Steve Bunce. Flogging is too good for him.



(someone distract me, quick....)

Good god, I thought you had finishe purging last time Mr End.

I see no mention of ketchup facilitation containers....

Must try harder.

rotflmfao rotflmfao

But I thought you loved me :'(

I'm an old teenager, but still a teenager :'(

Tighty, moderate yourself immediately, possibly with a yellow card. you're ranting and insulting many sections of the forum. that may be a demarcation dispute.

How do you cry ?   I have often wondered this,  I didn't want to ask in case someone punched or insulted me.  Like the tears of Poppet

:redcard: if you are a teenaged Honda Accord driver, possibly in your Grandad's old car. J reg. I bet you too drive along at 25mph on a Sunday when I am behind you and late for my assignation.

The first thing I'd put into Room101 would be ignorant drivers that don't let me in when I'm trying to push in a queue and then put their fingers up when I get so close to their car they HAVE to let me in...either that or they drive straight into me! hehe

Sharon, Mandy and Adele can go in there too, they're all f****** f******

Leons Family

Terrorists

Chavs

Boy Racers

Migraines

Traffic

Cancer

Outdraws

Cocky Poker Players

etc...

Crying is : ' (

ok, ty poppet for making me cry

S'ok ;)

The actor's accent currently playing Blackbeard on SKY1.   

Sorry, this made me laugh.


Bless your little cotton socks Poppet  :-*

What's so funny about that ;)

Maybe I should've used brackets

Leons Family (Terrorists)

1) ken livingston, chicken shit wanker i dont like him

2)martin bashir,  as above

3)community support officers, bunch of dickhead old bill wanna be's that walk about all day long getting mugged off and bullied like the fraggle rock muppets that most of them are, waste of taxpayers money.

Well obviously the following

1) AJ suited when short handed
2) Noel Edmonds.......so many reasons
3) Roman Abramovich. To find out how Chelsea will deal with the debt

The steam released after taking a macaroni cheese container out of the microwave ( Jack Bauer would tell the people torturing him anything they wanted to know if he was faced with that kind of pain )


When your Debit card is rejected even when there is money in the account ( I checked this afternoon the amount in my account and then was rejected ).  Netteller came to the rescue though

Bullshit, Jack never talks.

 :D