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What is your random thought today?

Pepsi.

It's just not coke.

dont pretend to move out of a little guys way in the street then jump in front of him

Neighbours

What a bag of sh*te

All the chickies wear bikinis in the credits to hook you in. Then you watch them mooch aboot in baggy jumpers for 'alf an hour.

how many blades is enough to shave with? gillette now seem to want to sell us 5 bladed razors. when will it all end. i worry about this on a daily basis

This also troubles me.  Who will go for 6?  Will somebody jump straight to 10?

It did give us Holly Valance though, for that we can be thankful to the show

Fun House? Bah!

Krypton Factor! Now there was a proper assault course!

There is something to be said for males and female competing evenly in the FunHouse.

The special dispensation for the chickies in the Krypton Factor assault course helped perpetuate an outdated belief among my generation that males are the superior gender.

pat sharp had a good haircut

use personal messaging with extreme caution

...and so this is possibly why viewers of FunHouse got more action than viewers of the Krypton factor.

They were better prepared to treat woman with respect, and reaped the rewards.

pat sharp is very well groomed

BurntfaceMan is quite hilarious.

have you seen kindergarden cop factor? good film

I like you, do you like me

I like your hair

I is here with me main man, non other than the wicked remy martin ;D booyakasha

hypnogompic imagery

OXO is cheaper than XO

e=mc2 i can explain this, can YOU!!!!!! YEAH YOU!!!!

Not with any degree of clarity, but I can type it...

E = mc²

I always knew my 2 were bigger than everyone elses

Dwarves and halflings confuse me. Are dwarves slightly more magical?

a weasel is weasely recogniseable but a stoat is stoataly different

dwarfs can't hop (more of a random fact than a random thought)

when you cry i cry, i cry along with you

I AM THE ONE IN TEN

Is anyone else a little scared of bolt?

yes a little

why?

 0:-)

secret squirrel business, move along......................although you have already infaltrated the organisation, cracked the code on which it was formulated, and terrorised one of its members so no doubt you'll acquire this highly classified info in the near future ;)

 :o

if i had bigger teeth and was slightly more petite then i could be confused for a squirrel!!

has he terrorised you bolt?  we can't have that.

we shall also have to develop a new code.  I have an idea that is foolproof, but I can't talk about it here, obviously.  I'll PM some random blondeite with the plans.

usual protocol then? :D

shush

Aww bless you. You keep getting it the wrong way round! I've told you before sweetie - its "Coke. It's just not Pepsi."

Pepsi rocks.

is there a niche in the car market for cars with only a passenger side window and a compartment full of smoke.
..i see a lot of smokers driving with the fag held out the window on the way to work...wit the smoek blowing straight back into their face :dontask:

is the best way to get kids to run across a busy road is to build an underpass for them to use..

Why is it you can never get a good cup of tea at work, even if you make it yourself it just doesn't taste the same  ?

not a tea drinker - cant stand the stuff but i would hazard a guess that it is your subconscience not allowing you. Chances are when you enjoy a good cup of tea at home you are sat relaxed in your favourite chair allowing yourself to savour each sip. When in work you cannot re-create the same environment and therefore your brain will not allow you to enjoy it as much as it believes you are not in your "comfort zone".

Sounds feasible.

Strange coffee tastes better at work..... :D

Ahh, thats different. Thats all down to magic coffee spoons that can only be purchased for business use.

(either that or you buy "my mums" brand coffee at home!!  :D)

My thought for the day:

Just ignore the bitch...

Everything in moderation is acceptable.

My thought

I wanna ring his neck , but i guess grounding him might be a better option  ;goodvevil;

My random thought for the day is that sharks will only attack people who are wet.

Mine is:


Exterminate all overseas students!

Why do people who live in glass houses keep stones in them ??

Why do birds suddenly appear....

My Chinese horoscope says my partner should be a dragon or a rat! Great! :D

Just because your paranoid, doesn't means that everybody isn't out to get ya.

There is nothing better than when your missus falls asleep after sex.

certainly beats during  ;goodvevil;

Not bothered, so long as you're not the noisy type that'll wake them when you're nearly finished.

Iinteractive menus is NOT a special feature.

Elephant

Dog

If you moved toward something at a gazillion mph, and stopped for 0.0000001 of a second when you reached half way, and then moved toward it again at a gazillion, then stopped for 0.0000001 of a second when you reached half way, and so on.

You would be traveling toward something at ridiculous speed, stopping so quickly it would be unnoticeable, but you would never get there.

My boyfriend rocks. (He's great)  :-*

Meatball sandwiches from Subway rock.

Cradles rock.

You are a moron.

Evreyone knows the BMT rules.

how long before a broken heart stops hurting? :(

Indeed it does but that does not stop the meatball sub from rocking! "Moron" lol!! :D

Random thought - Thursday AM:

Need more sleep
Need more weight
Sun's too bright
Wind's too cold
Someones stole the sugar at work
No sugar = no coffee
My cup's been used
I hate my cup being used
Leave my cup alone
Dirty bastards
Phone keeps ringing
No-one gets to work on time
I get here early
(Thank you Freddie)
Roads too busy
Pens gone gloopy
Boss is too smiley
Hilary's too fat
No post
No surveyor
No sense
No time
Run out of staples
My paper isn't lined up properly in my printer!
Someone's been using my printer!

AND they all talk too loudly
They don't efficiently and correctly fill in their forms
How hard can it be to fill in a form?
It's self-explanatory
Lunch time is over two hours away
Home time is over six hours away
My boobs ache
My lip is bleeding
My nail broke
I have just used my last post-it....

Is your glass half full or half empty?

There are times when i'm glad to be a simple primate - blimey and thats just one morning upto about 10am!!

wake up

eat bananas

sleep

ahhhh the easy life.................

I am pleased to say that it wasn't a typical Bear morning, or a typical Bear mood.  ;D

It says on the TV it's a huge NEW show, but I remember it from the 80's with that neil bucannen (spelling) from Art Attack and Number 73 fame!

We NEVER used to live in trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - (viewers of QI will understand!)

RIP to all the people that were murdered in the WTC terrorist attack - 5 years ago today...

I agree    :goodpost:

I can't beleive it's been 5 years already.

The world certainly changed for the worse that day.

It is so different today than it was five years ago, just watching the news each night shows that. I agree it changed for the worse, I want back 2001, that was a far nicer time

Cant argue with that unfortunately

Where the fook did all those Daddy Long Legs come from last week?

I worry for the divorce rate in the US, so many men will have to sit with their wives and watch crap TV instead of playing poker  ;starwars;

I love the UK  ;woohoo;

Was I right to agree to donate my organs after I die?

It's been playing on my mind for a few days

Yes. After you die is best!

 ::) ok ok... you know what I mean...

Who did you donate them to?

Tut

I don't thing King Tut needs them Poppet, he's long past saving.

Tomb robbers took his savings

Which reminds me ...

Did you know Tutankhamun had a brother who was a cab driver ??











His name was Tutankumout :D

Thats TERRIBLE

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes  :dontask:

Matt was one of the lazy ones!

Evolution is slower in scotland !

Wasps.

What do they actually do other than sting people?

F*** all

They mate, make paper nests, lay eggs, raise young and play rugby.

The tube that insects use for laying eggs is called an ovipositor.


Well you did ask.

LOL top stuff!

Never take Family or Friends for granted.

My missus has taken my 5 month old daughter to Scotland for 4 days (thankfully she is back tomoz). I miss them so much its untrue. I have been going to bed at 7.30 when I get home from work as I don't wanna think about them being away. Miss them terribly.

Nice post (wife read the forum does she?) 

lolol - she hates poker more than football which is saying something so a def. no

 ;iagree;

Jason 'Jay' Mewes is my hero.

Never order restaurant food in French. It only results in eating Dog Steak in a Library Book Sauce.

Especailly if you're at Chiquitos, they look at you funny.

My dog woke me up this morning to go pee, I thought before I go down I will clean my teeth then let her out ( yes I have clean teeth before descending the stairs syndrome). Whilst cleaning  my teeth this pooped ( popped even ) into my head...


Does the sound of running water make dog want to pee more?..

So lazy i've only just got round to reading this thread!!


Because in several hundred years time when Mankind has killed off all its own species we will still be around but this time we'll think long and hard about evolving into a race that is hell bent on destroying its own inhabitat as well as everyone elses!!

who's next for the soapbox?

Considering trying to work things out with Leon... but do I really want to put myself through the hurt again?

Have you read this, the story of his drug addiction by Kevin Smith

http://www.viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=45209&start=0

Thanks mate. Fascinating stuff.

eating 4 krispy kreme doughnuts in one day will make you feel sick

True, but they taste oh so good!

As good as meatball subs? (moron)

Not quite but better than BMTs.

 ;frustrated; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;technophobe; :redcard: :redcard: ;tracet; ;tracet; ;frustrated; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;technophobe; :redcard: :redcard: ;tracet; ;tracet;

Chicken Teriyaki with sweet onion sauce is good too.

However the all time daddy is the one they do in the US - Bourbon Chicken. Amen.

How come they say eat fresh when all their jazz is frozen?

I'm hungry

No arguement there.

Do they have to be toasted or not?

I prefer my meat warm but not toasted .. ruins the taste..

Maid Marion from that new Robin Hood series, is undoubtedly useful! ;)

What happens if I cut the yellow wire?

depends where the blue and brown are at the time

blue and brown?
Oh sh*t......

Meh. I've heard "average".

How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).

Then it would become a specific thought, presented in a random fashion.

I'm just jealous of others ability to think randomly, so much so that i have to temper my own randomised thoughts, when memorialised, with distint inaccuracies, lamented with digressive references to cakes, biscuits, and reputable public figures.

In fact my previous post was as close to randomisation, for the purpose of this thread, as Ive ever attained, i was throwing CD cases at the wall in my ebullient state of elation only to find that you've posted a riposte of such rational proportion that you've deconstructed the randomization of all antecedent thought process ascribed to my previous thought in its entirety!

Spotted Dick.

Greasy Spoon

Do I weigh more than snoopy and jenn combined??

Who would win in a fight between TheTank and TheBus?

Jose Mourinho is unbelievable.

The guy goes on about waiting half an hour for an ambulence for Petr Cech and the South Central Ambulence Service says it took 7 mins between when the call was placed and when it arrived.

He then talks about how his player may have died.

A sickening accusation. What little respect I had for him has disappeared.

I thought his greivence was that it was 1/2 an hour from when they informed reading that they would need outside assistance, I dont think he doubts it took them 7 minuites to arrive just that reading didnt call them when they were requested to.

You are probably right but it still remains that Mourinho says an ambulence was meant to be called at 25 to the hour when both Reading and the SCAS says it was requested at quarter to.

What does having itchy ears mean?

Remember the Green Cross Code!!!

gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.  there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaa-a-a-ad

i sat alone with the dreams of children
Weeping willows and tall dark building,
I've caught a fashion from the dreams of children
But woke up sweating from this modern nightmare, and
I was alone, no one was there

I know this will shock some of you but I have decided to get back with Leon and give it one last try... one last chance to work. But...I've just read my horoscope and it's spooky...

"You may find that you end up staying in difficult relationships and unsatisfying jobs simply because you can and you are fearful of something new. Life is shorter than you think it is, so if you want to improve your situation, you need to take responsibility for it and be proactive."

horoscopes are a load of tosh pops!

good luck to you both i hope things work out  :)up

Liverpool are pants.

I support the MK Dons.

I always said you were unique.

"Special" according to my teachers!

MK are pants too, try the mighty red devils they are grrrrrrrrrrreat.  ;goodvevil;

Reality TV sucks.

Except Hell's Kitchen. That's fookin harsh! Ramsay rocks.

And the days Are Not Full Enough

And the days are not full enough
And the nights are not full enough
And life slips by like a field mouse
   Not shaking the grass.


Ezra Pound

my back hurts :(

pilates is the only way forward

The Apat thread is better than TV !! , well thats my  :blonde: thought

 ;iagree;

I've run out of sweets,...do I squirt ketchup at the next bunch of kids that hammer on my front door???

I'm so glad its Halloween ........ sweeties galore in our house lol

We've gone through 3 large multi bags (foolishly thought that they would be enough), thank goodness it seems to have gone quiet now.

Will have to double it for next year I suppose, I hate being stingey on Halloween. 

Thank god its nearly over so I can put the lights on lol

I've got the lights off and I'm slowly working my way through the big bowl of a sweeties the missus prepared.

 rotflmfao

I bought 8 multi packs and have 3 left !!   guess i better start on them before the kids realise and get into hypo mode  ;D

Kinder Buenos rock.

You can cook things with an iron.

Hot dogs etc.

Why does money smell good?

...but not taste nice!?

Premature ejaculation.....premature for who??

So true, i'm never happier than when i've got a rolled up £10 note stuck up my nose ;D


 ;joestrummer;...

Bolt you are Vlad the Impaler this week, careful handling those red hot stakes!!!

Toilet water not grey enough?

Stick a tea bag in with your next flush.

should you eat a bowl of cereal with a dessert spoon or a soup spoon ?

Who counted the bicycles in Beijing ? Is there 9 million, or is Katie Melua a dirty old liar ?

I have to change it now!!!!

you'd usually get 10 points but seen as how it was an easy one you get 7 ;D

is that you Genghis?

He looks very similar to vlad in that picture, i thought it might throw you off!

If you get three in a row you get a bonus 100,000 points................

unless you cheat this ones sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo difficult!!!

I'll give you a clue, he sacked rome.

I've noticed you've gone on the missing list Tonji ::)

I'm gonna have to time you out mate!! ;D

 :dontask: you got me Bolt, is it a Visigoth?  :)

lol you vandal bolt

 ;applause; ;applause;

LOL, yeah well done, Alaric the visigoth, :)up

Soup spoon feels right to me coz that's what I had when I was a wee kid.

lol

Prawn crackers own popadoms, but samosas are much better than pancake rolls!

How about making a new cuisine...

You can call it Chindian?

Sprite, expensive lemonade.

two squirrels could never kill any reasonable sized dog

What if the squirrels had small baseball bats and a hoverboard.

This Squirrel could do it on his own ffs !


(http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/april/squirrel05.jpg)

The baseball bats are hidden, but you can clearly see the hoverboard :D

(http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/brenda-starz-328928-albums-brenda-s-funny-squirrel-comment-pic-s-pic5075-punk-squirrels.jpg)

nope, no matter what they just couldn't do it

7 squirrels could kill a reasonably large dog though

How many goldfish would it take to kill a shark, is this even possible?

You would struggle to get them in the same water.

have they even got teeth?

it might not be a number thing but instinct, they probs couldnt be arsed and would just swim off, i think the only way they could is if you had a massive tank and chucked a million of them in with a shark so there was no space and the shark suffocated. probably not as fun to watch though as a group of domestic cats drinking stella kicking the shit out of 3 badgers