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Title: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 06, 2006, 07:43:38 PM
What is your random thought today?

Pepsi.

It's just not coke.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 07:45:09 PM
dont pretend to move out of a little guys way in the street then jump in front of him


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 07:45:53 PM
Neighbours

What a bag of sh*te

All the chickies wear bikinis in the credits to hook you in. Then you watch them mooch aboot in baggy jumpers for 'alf an hour.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: brado on September 06, 2006, 08:27:27 PM
how many blades is enough to shave with? gillette now seem to want to sell us 5 bladed razors. when will it all end. i worry about this on a daily basis


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: MrMoves on September 06, 2006, 08:40:34 PM
how many blades is enough to shave with? gillette now seem to want to sell us 5 bladed razors. when will it all end. i worry about this on a daily basis

This also troubles me.  Who will go for 6?  Will somebody jump straight to 10?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Sark79 on September 06, 2006, 08:40:51 PM
Neighbours

What a bag of sh*te

All the chickies wear bikinis in the credits to hook you in. Then you watch them mooch aboot in baggy jumpers for 'alf an hour.


It did give us Holly Valance though, for that we can be thankful to the show


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 06, 2006, 09:53:32 PM
Fun House? Bah!

Krypton Factor! Now there was a proper assault course!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 09:58:10 PM
There is something to be said for males and female competing evenly in the FunHouse.

The special dispensation for the chickies in the Krypton Factor assault course helped perpetuate an outdated belief among my generation that males are the superior gender.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 09:59:02 PM
There is something to be said for males and female competing evenly in the FunHouse.

The special dispensation for the chickies in the Krypton Factor assault course helped perpetuate an outdated belief among my generation that males are the superior gender.


pat sharp had a good haircut


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2006, 09:59:55 PM
use personal messaging with extreme caution


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 10:02:48 PM
...and so this is possibly why viewers of FunHouse got more action than viewers of the Krypton factor.

They were better prepared to treat woman with respect, and reaped the rewards.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:03:39 PM
...and so this is possibly why viewers of FunHouse got more action than viewers of the Krypton factor.

They were better prepared to treat woman with respect, and reaped the rewards.

pat sharp is very well groomed


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: NoflopsHomer on September 06, 2006, 10:05:19 PM
BurntfaceMan is quite hilarious.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:06:17 PM
have you seen kindergarden cop factor? good film


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:13:45 PM
I like you, do you like me


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 10:15:10 PM
I like your hair


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:17:35 PM
I is here with me main man, non other than the wicked remy martin ;D booyakasha


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2006, 10:18:03 PM
hypnogompic imagery


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 10:18:28 PM
OXO is cheaper than XO


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:20:56 PM
e=mc2 i can explain this, can YOU!!!!!! YEAH YOU!!!!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 10:21:58 PM
Not with any degree of clarity, but I can type it...

E = mc2


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 10:23:03 PM
I always knew my 2 were bigger than everyone elses


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 06, 2006, 10:26:53 PM
Dwarves and halflings confuse me. Are dwarves slightly more magical?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: booder on September 06, 2006, 10:35:21 PM
a weasel is weasely recogniseable but a stoat is stoataly different


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: leighton_87 on September 06, 2006, 11:05:35 PM
dwarfs can't hop (more of a random fact than a random thought)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 11:14:18 PM
when you cry i cry, i cry along with you


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 06, 2006, 11:17:28 PM
I AM THE ONE IN TEN


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 06, 2006, 11:18:45 PM
Is anyone else a little scared of bolt?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2006, 11:37:36 PM
yes a little


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: matt674 on September 07, 2006, 12:03:34 AM
use personal messaging with extreme caution

why?

 0:-)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 07, 2006, 12:06:26 AM
use personal messaging with extreme caution

why?

 0:-)

secret squirrel business, move along......................although you have already infaltrated the organisation, cracked the code on which it was formulated, and terrorised one of its members so no doubt you'll acquire this highly classified info in the near future ;)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: matt674 on September 07, 2006, 12:10:55 AM
use personal messaging with extreme caution

why?

 0:-)

secret squirrel business, move along......................although you have already infaltrated the organisation, cracked the code on which it was formulated, and terrorised one of its members so no doubt you'll acquire this highly classified info in the near future ;)

 :o

if i had bigger teeth and was slightly more petite then i could be confused for a squirrel!!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on September 07, 2006, 12:21:48 AM
use personal messaging with extreme caution

why?

 0:-)

secret squirrel business, move along......................although you have already infaltrated the organisation, cracked the code on which it was formulated, and terrorised one of its members so no doubt you'll acquire this highly classified info in the near future ;)

has he terrorised you bolt?  we can't have that.

we shall also have to develop a new code.  I have an idea that is foolproof, but I can't talk about it here, obviously.  I'll PM some random blondeite with the plans.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 07, 2006, 12:22:50 AM
use personal messaging with extreme caution

why?

 0:-)

secret squirrel business, move along......................although you have already infaltrated the organisation, cracked the code on which it was formulated, and terrorised one of its members so no doubt you'll acquire this highly classified info in the near future ;)

has he terrorised you bolt?  we can't have that.

we shall also have to develop a new code.  I have an idea that is foolproof, but I can't talk about it here, obviously.  I'll PM some random blondeite with the plans.

usual protocol then? :D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on September 07, 2006, 12:23:34 AM
use personal messaging with extreme caution

why?

 0:-)

secret squirrel business, move along......................although you have already infaltrated the organisation, cracked the code on which it was formulated, and terrorised one of its members so no doubt you'll acquire this highly classified info in the near future ;)

has he terrorised you bolt?  we can't have that.

we shall also have to develop a new code.  I have an idea that is foolproof, but I can't talk about it here, obviously.  I'll PM some random blondeite with the plans.

usual protocol then? :D

shush


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Clairebear on September 07, 2006, 09:29:05 AM
Pepsi.

It's just not coke.

Aww bless you. You keep getting it the wrong way round! I've told you before sweetie - its "Coke. It's just not Pepsi."

Pepsi rocks.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: patman on September 07, 2006, 09:49:56 AM
is there a niche in the car market for cars with only a passenger side window and a compartment full of smoke.
..i see a lot of smokers driving with the fag held out the window on the way to work...wit the smoek blowing straight back into their face :dontask:

is the best way to get kids to run across a busy road is to build an underpass for them to use..



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Maddog on September 07, 2006, 10:21:59 AM
Why is it you can never get a good cup of tea at work, even if you make it yourself it just doesn't taste the same  ?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: matt674 on September 07, 2006, 10:34:40 AM
Why is it you can never get a good cup of tea at work, even if you make it yourself it just doesn't taste the same  ?

not a tea drinker - cant stand the stuff but i would hazard a guess that it is your subconscience not allowing you. Chances are when you enjoy a good cup of tea at home you are sat relaxed in your favourite chair allowing yourself to savour each sip. When in work you cannot re-create the same environment and therefore your brain will not allow you to enjoy it as much as it believes you are not in your "comfort zone".


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Maddog on September 07, 2006, 11:07:54 AM
Sounds feasible.

Strange coffee tastes better at work..... :D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: matt674 on September 07, 2006, 11:14:24 AM
Sounds feasible.

Strange coffee tastes better at work..... :D

Ahh, thats different. Thats all down to magic coffee spoons that can only be purchased for business use.

(either that or you buy "my mums" brand coffee at home!!  :D)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on September 07, 2006, 01:14:34 PM
My thought for the day:

Just ignore the bitch...


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: TightEnd on September 07, 2006, 02:22:13 PM
Everything in moderation is acceptable.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: charmaine on September 07, 2006, 02:24:27 PM
My thought

I wanna ring his neck , but i guess grounding him might be a better option  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: albert on September 07, 2006, 02:28:57 PM
My random thought for the day is that sharks will only attack people who are wet.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Trace on September 07, 2006, 02:35:31 PM
Mine is:


Exterminate all overseas students!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Maddog on September 07, 2006, 02:39:46 PM
Why do people who live in glass houses keep stones in them ??


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: raab11 on September 07, 2006, 02:40:48 PM


Why do birds suddenly appear....


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 07, 2006, 04:00:12 PM
My Chinese horoscope says my partner should be a dragon or a rat! Great! :D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: CelticGeezeer on September 07, 2006, 04:36:08 PM
Just because your paranoid, doesn't means that everybody isn't out to get ya.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 08, 2006, 03:35:52 AM
There is nothing better than when your missus falls asleep after sex.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: CelticGeezeer on September 08, 2006, 03:50:38 AM
certainly beats during  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 08, 2006, 04:45:39 AM
certainly beats during  ;goodvevil;

Not bothered, so long as you're not the noisy type that'll wake them when you're nearly finished.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 08, 2006, 04:48:51 AM
Iinteractive menus is NOT a special feature.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on September 08, 2006, 05:16:55 AM
Elephant


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Nem on September 08, 2006, 05:24:01 AM
Dog


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on September 08, 2006, 05:29:38 AM
If you moved toward something at a gazillion mph, and stopped for 0.0000001 of a second when you reached half way, and then moved toward it again at a gazillion, then stopped for 0.0000001 of a second when you reached half way, and so on.

You would be traveling toward something at ridiculous speed, stopping so quickly it would be unnoticeable, but you would never get there.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Clairebear on September 08, 2006, 09:14:56 AM
My boyfriend rocks. (He's great)  :-*


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 08, 2006, 04:04:58 PM
Meatball sandwiches from Subway rock.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: CelticGeezeer on September 08, 2006, 04:14:49 PM
Cradles rock.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Royal Flush on September 08, 2006, 05:03:02 PM
Meatball sandwiches from Subway rock.

You are a moron.

Evreyone knows the BMT rules.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: flooze on September 08, 2006, 05:08:09 PM
how long before a broken heart stops hurting? :(


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on September 08, 2006, 05:29:01 PM
Meatball sandwiches from Subway rock.

You are a moron.

Evreyone knows the BMT rules.

Indeed it does but that does not stop the meatball sub from rocking! "Moron" lol!! :D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Clairebear on September 08, 2006, 10:49:04 PM
Random thought - Thursday AM:

Need more sleep
Need more weight
Sun's too bright
Wind's too cold
Someones stole the sugar at work
No sugar = no coffee
My cup's been used
I hate my cup being used
Leave my cup alone
Dirty bastards
Phone keeps ringing
No-one gets to work on time
I get here early
(Thank you Freddie)
Roads too busy
Pens gone gloopy
Boss is too smiley
Hilary's too fat
No post
No surveyor
No sense
No time
Run out of staples
My paper isn't lined up properly in my printer!
Someone's been using my printer!

AND they all talk too loudly
They don't efficiently and correctly fill in their forms
How hard can it be to fill in a form?
It's self-explanatory
Lunch time is over two hours away
Home time is over six hours away
My boobs ache
My lip is bleeding
My nail broke
I have just used my last post-it....


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on September 09, 2006, 01:39:08 AM
Random thought - Thursday AM:

Need more sleep
Need more weight
Sun's too bright
Wind's too cold
Someones stole the sugar at work
No sugar = no coffee
My cup's been used
I hate my cup being used
Leave my cup alone
Dirty bastards
Phone keeps ringing
No-one gets to work on time
I get here early
(Thank you Freddie)
Roads too busy
Pens gone gloopy
Boss is too smiley
Hilary's too fat
No post
No surveyor
No sense
No time
Run out of staples
My paper isn't lined up properly in my printer!
Someone's been using my printer!

AND they all talk too loudly
They don't efficiently and correctly fill in their forms
How hard can it be to fill in a form?
It's self-explanatory
Lunch time is over two hours away
Home time is over six hours away
My boobs ache
My lip is bleeding
My nail broke
I have just used my last post-it....


Is your glass half full or half empty?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: matt674 on September 09, 2006, 08:16:49 AM
Random thought - Thursday AM:

Need more sleep
Need more weight
Sun's too bright
Wind's too cold
Someones stole the sugar at work
No sugar = no coffee
My cup's been used
I hate my cup being used
Leave my cup alone
Dirty bastards
Phone keeps ringing
No-one gets to work on time
I get here early
(Thank you Freddie)
Roads too busy
Pens gone gloopy
Boss is too smiley
Hilary's too fat
No post
No surveyor
No sense
No time
Run out of staples
My paper isn't lined up properly in my printer!
Someone's been using my printer!

AND they all talk too loudly
They don't efficiently and correctly fill in their forms
How hard can it be to fill in a form?
It's self-explanatory
Lunch time is over two hours away
Home time is over six hours away
My boobs ache
My lip is bleeding
My nail broke
I have just used my last post-it....


There are times when i'm glad to be a simple primate - blimey and thats just one morning upto about 10am!!

wake up

eat bananas

sleep

ahhhh the easy life.................


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Clairebear on September 09, 2006, 01:36:21 PM
I am pleased to say that it wasn't a typical Bear morning, or a typical Bear mood.  ;D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: DazzaT on September 10, 2006, 05:46:16 PM
Fun House? Bah!

Krypton Factor! Now there was a proper assault course!

It says on the TV it's a huge NEW show, but I remember it from the 80's with that neil bucannen (spelling) from Art Attack and Number 73 fame!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: DazzaT on September 11, 2006, 11:49:45 AM
We NEVER used to live in trees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - (viewers of QI will understand!)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Nem on September 11, 2006, 12:20:49 PM
RIP to all the people that were murdered in the WTC terrorist attack - 5 years ago today...


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Sark79 on September 11, 2006, 12:21:47 PM
RIP to all the people that were murdered in the WTC terrorist attack - 5 years ago today...


I agree    :goodpost:


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on September 11, 2006, 04:26:53 PM
I can't beleive it's been 5 years already.

The world certainly changed for the worse that day.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Sark79 on September 11, 2006, 04:30:09 PM
I can't beleive it's been 5 years already.

The world certainly changed for the worse that day.


It is so different today than it was five years ago, just watching the news each night shows that. I agree it changed for the worse, I want back 2001, that was a far nicer time


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on September 11, 2006, 05:48:38 PM
The world certainly changed for the worse that day.

Cant argue with that unfortunately


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 03, 2006, 04:51:17 PM
Where the fook did all those Daddy Long Legs come from last week?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Stone on October 03, 2006, 06:03:42 PM
I worry for the divorce rate in the US, so many men will have to sit with their wives and watch crap TV instead of playing poker  ;starwars;

I love the UK  ;woohoo;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 03, 2006, 06:17:37 PM
Was I right to agree to donate my organs after I die?

It's been playing on my mind for a few days


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 03, 2006, 06:29:35 PM
Was I right to agree to donate my organs after I die?

It's been playing on my mind for a few days

Yes. After you die is best!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 03, 2006, 06:56:51 PM
 ::) ok ok... you know what I mean...


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on October 03, 2006, 07:19:34 PM
Who did you donate them to?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 03, 2006, 08:44:02 PM
Tut


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Ginger on October 03, 2006, 08:55:07 PM
Tut

I don't thing King Tut needs them Poppet, he's long past saving.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 03, 2006, 08:56:52 PM
Tut

I don't thing King Tut needs them Poppet, he's long past saving.

Tomb robbers took his savings


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Colchester Kev on October 03, 2006, 08:57:57 PM
Tut

I don't thing King Tut needs them Poppet, he's long past saving.

Which reminds me ...

Did you know Tutankhamun had a brother who was a cab driver ??











His name was Tutankumout :D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on October 03, 2006, 10:13:10 PM
Tut

I don't thing King Tut needs them Poppet, he's long past saving.

Which reminds me ...

Did you know Tutankhamun had a brother who was a cab driver ??











His name was Tutankumout :D

Thats TERRIBLE


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Tonji on October 03, 2006, 10:14:03 PM
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes  :dontask:


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 03, 2006, 10:15:49 PM
Matt was one of the lazy ones!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: ItsMrAlex2u on October 03, 2006, 10:19:51 PM
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes  :dontask:
Evolution is slower in scotland !


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 04, 2006, 12:02:55 AM
Wasps.

What do they actually do other than sting people?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 04, 2006, 12:15:49 AM
F*** all


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 04, 2006, 12:16:32 AM
Wasps.

What do they actually do other than sting people?

They mate, make paper nests, lay eggs, raise young and play rugby.

The tube that insects use for laying eggs is called an ovipositor.


Well you did ask.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 04, 2006, 12:19:05 AM
LOL top stuff!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: smithy69 on October 04, 2006, 10:50:50 AM
Never take Family or Friends for granted.

My missus has taken my 5 month old daughter to Scotland for 4 days (thankfully she is back tomoz). I miss them so much its untrue. I have been going to bed at 7.30 when I get home from work as I don't wanna think about them being away. Miss them terribly.



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Eck on October 04, 2006, 10:53:53 AM
Never take Family or Friends for granted.

My missus has taken my 5 month old daughter to Scotland for 4 days (thankfully she is back tomoz). I miss them so much its untrue. I have been going to bed at 7.30 when I get home from work as I don't wanna think about them being away. Miss them terribly.



Nice post (wife read the forum does she?) 


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: smithy69 on October 04, 2006, 10:58:54 AM
lolol - she hates poker more than football which is saying something so a def. no



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: I, Zimbra on October 04, 2006, 07:38:43 PM
Meatball sandwiches from Subway rock.

 ;iagree;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 04, 2006, 08:11:54 PM
Jason 'Jay' Mewes is my hero.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: roverthtaeh on October 04, 2006, 08:39:19 PM
Never order restaurant food in French. It only results in eating Dog Steak in a Library Book Sauce.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on October 04, 2006, 08:58:01 PM
Especailly if you're at Chiquitos, they look at you funny.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The_nun on October 06, 2006, 09:44:02 AM
My dog woke me up this morning to go pee, I thought before I go down I will clean my teeth then let her out ( yes I have clean teeth before descending the stairs syndrome). Whilst cleaning  my teeth this pooped ( popped even ) into my head...


Does the sound of running water make dog want to pee more?..


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: matt674 on October 06, 2006, 10:20:01 AM
Matt was one of the lazy ones!

So lazy i've only just got round to reading this thread!!

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes  :dontask:

Because in several hundred years time when Mankind has killed off all its own species we will still be around but this time we'll think long and hard about evolving into a race that is hell bent on destroying its own inhabitat as well as everyone elses!!

who's next for the soapbox?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 06, 2006, 04:44:36 PM
Considering trying to work things out with Leon... but do I really want to put myself through the hurt again?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Bongo on October 06, 2006, 05:21:36 PM
Jason 'Jay' Mewes is my hero.

Have you read this, the story of his drug addiction by Kevin Smith

http://www.viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=45209&start=0


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 06, 2006, 08:00:49 PM
Jason 'Jay' Mewes is my hero.

Have you read this, the story of his drug addiction by Kevin Smith

http://www.viewaskew.com/theboard/viewtopic.php?t=45209&start=0

Thanks mate. Fascinating stuff.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on October 06, 2006, 08:40:08 PM
eating 4 krispy kreme doughnuts in one day will make you feel sick


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2006, 01:22:59 AM
eating 4 krispy kreme doughnuts in one day will make you feel sick

True, but they taste oh so good!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Royal Flush on October 07, 2006, 01:29:42 AM
eating 4 krispy kreme doughnuts in one day will make you feel sick

True, but they taste oh so good!

As good as meatball subs? (moron)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2006, 01:44:20 AM
eating 4 krispy kreme doughnuts in one day will make you feel sick

True, but they taste oh so good!

As good as meatball subs? (moron)

Not quite but better than BMTs.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Royal Flush on October 07, 2006, 01:51:03 AM
eating 4 krispy kreme doughnuts in one day will make you feel sick

True, but they taste oh so good!

As good as meatball subs? (moron)

Not quite but better than BMTs.


 ;frustrated; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;technophobe; :redcard: :redcard: ;tracet; ;tracet; ;frustrated; ;frustrated; ;technophobe; ;technophobe; :redcard: :redcard: ;tracet; ;tracet;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 07, 2006, 04:03:03 AM
Chicken Teriyaki with sweet onion sauce is good too.

However the all time daddy is the one they do in the US - Bourbon Chicken. Amen.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on October 07, 2006, 04:09:22 AM
How come they say eat fresh when all their jazz is frozen?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 07, 2006, 04:10:36 AM
I'm hungry


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Royal Flush on October 07, 2006, 01:30:43 PM
Chicken Teriyaki with sweet onion sauce is good too.

No arguement there.

Do they have to be toasted or not?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The_nun on October 07, 2006, 01:32:59 PM
I prefer my meat warm but not toasted .. ruins the taste..


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 15, 2006, 02:59:05 AM
Maid Marion from that new Robin Hood series, is undoubtedly useful! ;)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: roverthtaeh on October 15, 2006, 10:51:11 AM
What happens if I cut the yellow wire?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: madasahatstand on October 15, 2006, 11:10:31 AM
depends where the blue and brown are at the time


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: roverthtaeh on October 15, 2006, 03:48:51 PM
blue and brown?
Oh sh*t......


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Clairebear on October 15, 2006, 06:51:55 PM
Maid Marion from that new Robin Hood series, is undoubtedly useful! ;)

Meh. I've heard "average".


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 16, 2006, 05:14:30 PM
How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on October 16, 2006, 05:26:58 PM
How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 16, 2006, 05:43:21 PM
How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).

Then it would become a specific thought, presented in a random fashion.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on October 16, 2006, 05:55:11 PM
How come Royal Dalton or Capo De Montie don't make figurines of people operating band-saws?

That way, when they lost a finger or two, they would look even more authentic.

That thought is either not random enough or too random!

If the former try putting in some inappropriately placed punctuation marks and references to
amusingly named foodstuff, particularly cakes.

If the latter I'd accompany it with a picture of john major,roger black, or terry venables.(where possible all of the aforementioned together, in a bath if possible, maybe having a water fight).

Then it would become a specific thought, presented in a random fashion.

I'm just jealous of others ability to think randomly, so much so that i have to temper my own randomised thoughts, when memorialised, with distint inaccuracies, lamented with digressive references to cakes, biscuits, and reputable public figures.

In fact my previous post was as close to randomisation, for the purpose of this thread, as Ive ever attained, i was throwing CD cases at the wall in my ebullient state of elation only to find that you've posted a riposte of such rational proportion that you've deconstructed the randomization of all antecedent thought process ascribed to my previous thought in its entirety!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: RED-DOG on October 16, 2006, 06:00:55 PM
Spotted Dick.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on October 16, 2006, 07:14:46 PM
Greasy Spoon


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: ariston on October 16, 2006, 07:57:52 PM
Do I weigh more than snoopy and jenn combined??


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 17, 2006, 02:22:03 PM
Who would win in a fight between TheTank and TheBus?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 19, 2006, 01:19:38 PM
Jose Mourinho is unbelievable.

The guy goes on about waiting half an hour for an ambulence for Petr Cech and the South Central Ambulence Service says it took 7 mins between when the call was placed and when it arrived.

He then talks about how his player may have died.

A sickening accusation. What little respect I had for him has disappeared.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on October 19, 2006, 01:24:20 PM
I thought his greivence was that it was 1/2 an hour from when they informed reading that they would need outside assistance, I dont think he doubts it took them 7 minuites to arrive just that reading didnt call them when they were requested to.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 19, 2006, 01:27:16 PM
I thought his greivence was that it was 1/2 an hour from when they informed reading that they would need outside assistance, I dont think he doubts it took them 7 minuites to arrive just that reading didnt call them when they were requested to.

You are probably right but it still remains that Mourinho says an ambulence was meant to be called at 25 to the hour when both Reading and the SCAS says it was requested at quarter to.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 19, 2006, 04:10:21 PM
What does having itchy ears mean?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Trace on October 19, 2006, 04:18:25 PM
Remember the Green Cross Code!!!




Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on October 19, 2006, 08:28:25 PM
gonna take a lot to drag me away from you.  there's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaa-a-a-ad


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: booder on October 20, 2006, 02:52:40 PM
i sat alone with the dreams of children
Weeping willows and tall dark building,
I've caught a fashion from the dreams of children
But woke up sweating from this modern nightmare, and
I was alone, no one was there


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Poppet7 on October 22, 2006, 03:19:32 AM
I know this will shock some of you but I have decided to get back with Leon and give it one last try... one last chance to work. But...I've just read my horoscope and it's spooky...

"You may find that you end up staying in difficult relationships and unsatisfying jobs simply because you can and you are fearful of something new. Life is shorter than you think it is, so if you want to improve your situation, you need to take responsibility for it and be proactive."



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: turny on October 22, 2006, 03:22:50 AM
I know this will shock some of you but I have decided to get back with Leon and give it one last try... one last chance to work. But...I've just read my horoscope and it's spooky...

"You may find that you end up staying in difficult relationships and unsatisfying jobs simply because you can and you are fearful of something new. Life is shorter than you think it is, so if you want to improve your situation, you need to take responsibility for it and be proactive."




horoscopes are a load of tosh pops!

good luck to you both i hope things work out  :)up


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 23, 2006, 01:12:22 AM
Liverpool are pants.

I support the MK Dons.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Royal Flush on October 23, 2006, 01:14:25 AM
Liverpool are pants.

I support the MK Dons.

I always said you were unique.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 23, 2006, 01:19:02 AM
Liverpool are pants.

I support the MK Dons.

I always said you were unique.

"Special" according to my teachers!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: CelticGeezeer on October 23, 2006, 01:20:34 AM
Liverpool are pants.

I support the MK Dons.

MK are pants too, try the mighty red devils they are grrrrrrrrrrreat.  ;goodvevil;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on October 31, 2006, 05:54:31 PM
Reality TV sucks.

Except Hell's Kitchen. That's fookin harsh! Ramsay rocks.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 07:12:45 PM
And the days Are Not Full Enough

And the days are not full enough
And the nights are not full enough
And life slips by like a field mouse
   Not shaking the grass.


Ezra Pound


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Claw75 on October 31, 2006, 07:14:10 PM
my back hurts :(


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 07:17:21 PM
Quote
my back hurts
pilates is the only way forward


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 07:25:44 PM
The Apat thread is better than TV !! , well thats my  :blonde: thought


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: tantrum on October 31, 2006, 07:41:30 PM
Quote
The Apat thread is better than TV !! , well thats my   thought

 ;iagree;


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Tonji on October 31, 2006, 08:43:18 PM
I've run out of sweets,...do I squirt ketchup at the next bunch of kids that hammer on my front door???


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 08:46:27 PM
I'm so glad its Halloween ........ sweeties galore in our house lol



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Ginger on October 31, 2006, 09:00:30 PM
I've run out of sweets,...do I squirt ketchup at the next bunch of kids that hammer on my front door???

We've gone through 3 large multi bags (foolishly thought that they would be enough), thank goodness it seems to have gone quiet now.

Will have to double it for next year I suppose, I hate being stingey on Halloween. 


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: suzanne on October 31, 2006, 09:27:40 PM
Thank god its nearly over so I can put the lights on lol


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on October 31, 2006, 09:35:24 PM
I've got the lights off and I'm slowly working my way through the big bowl of a sweeties the missus prepared.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: suzanne on October 31, 2006, 09:47:44 PM
I've got the lights off and I'm slowly working my way through the big bowl of a sweeties the missus prepared.

 rotflmfao


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: charmaine on October 31, 2006, 09:56:24 PM
I bought 8 multi packs and have 3 left !!   guess i better start on them before the kids realise and get into hypo mode  ;D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on March 08, 2007, 02:38:03 PM
Kinder Buenos rock.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on March 10, 2007, 09:20:06 AM
You can cook things with an iron.

Hot dogs etc.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on March 12, 2007, 01:16:30 AM
Why does money smell good?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: KingPoker on March 12, 2007, 01:19:15 AM
Why does money smell good?

...but not taste nice!?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bobby1 on March 12, 2007, 01:27:51 AM
Premature ejaculation.....premature for who??


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 01:50:05 AM
Why does money smell good?

So true, i'm never happier than when i've got a rolled up £10 note stuck up my nose ;D


 ;joestrummer;...


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Tonji on March 12, 2007, 08:53:43 AM
Bolt you are Vlad the Impaler this week, careful handling those red hot stakes!!!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on March 12, 2007, 08:56:53 AM
Toilet water not grey enough?

Stick a tea bag in with your next flush.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: lazaroonie on March 12, 2007, 09:56:29 AM
should you eat a bowl of cereal with a dessert spoon or a soup spoon ?



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Colchester Kev on March 12, 2007, 10:08:47 AM
Who counted the bicycles in Beijing ? Is there 9 million, or is Katie Melua a dirty old liar ?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 02:56:42 PM
Bolt you are Vlad the Impaler this week, careful handling those red hot stakes!!!

I have to change it now!!!!

you'd usually get 10 points but seen as how it was an easy one you get 7 ;D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Tonji on March 12, 2007, 03:04:03 PM
Bolt you are Vlad the Impaler this week, careful handling those red hot stakes!!!

I have to change it now!!!!

you'd usually get 10 points but seen as how it was an easy one you get 7 ;D

is that you Genghis?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 03:10:34 PM
Bolt you are Vlad the Impaler this week, careful handling those red hot stakes!!!

I have to change it now!!!!

you'd usually get 10 points but seen as how it was an easy one you get 7 ;D

is that you Genghis?

He looks very similar to vlad in that picture, i thought it might throw you off!

If you get three in a row you get a bonus 100,000 points................


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 03:17:37 PM
unless you cheat this ones sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo difficult!!!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 03:24:26 PM
I'll give you a clue, he sacked rome.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 04:16:04 PM
I've noticed you've gone on the missing list Tonji ::)

I'm gonna have to time you out mate!! ;D


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Tonji on March 12, 2007, 04:42:03 PM
 :dontask: you got me Bolt, is it a Visigoth?  :)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Tonji on March 12, 2007, 04:44:08 PM
lol you vandal bolt


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on March 12, 2007, 04:47:02 PM
:dontask: you got me Bolt, is it a Visigoth?  :)

 ;applause; ;applause;

LOL, yeah well done, Alaric the visigoth, :)up



Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: thetank on March 12, 2007, 04:54:41 PM

should you eat a bowl of cereal with a dessert spoon or a soup spoon ?


Soup spoon feels right to me coz that's what I had when I was a wee kid.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Royal Flush on March 12, 2007, 06:55:12 PM
Who counted the bicycles in Beijing ? Is there 9 million, or is Katie Melua a dirty old liar ?


lol


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on March 13, 2007, 11:32:54 AM
Prawn crackers own popadoms, but samosas are much better than pancake rolls!


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Clairebear on March 13, 2007, 12:42:13 PM
Prawn crackers own popadoms, but samosas are much better than pancake rolls!


How about making a new cuisine...

You can call it Chindian?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: The Baron on April 06, 2007, 05:01:24 PM
Sprite, expensive lemonade.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on November 05, 2009, 05:33:42 PM
two squirrels could never kill any reasonable sized dog


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Longy on November 05, 2009, 05:56:13 PM
two squirrels could never kill any reasonable sized dog

What if the squirrels had small baseball bats and a hoverboard.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 05, 2009, 06:00:28 PM
two squirrels could never kill any reasonable sized dog

This Squirrel could do it on his own ffs !


(http://www.media.desicolours.com/2009/april/squirrel05.jpg)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 05, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
two squirrels could never kill any reasonable sized dog

What if the squirrels had small baseball bats and a hoverboard.

The baseball bats are hidden, but you can clearly see the hoverboard :D

(http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/brenda-starz-328928-albums-brenda-s-funny-squirrel-comment-pic-s-pic5075-punk-squirrels.jpg)


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on November 05, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
nope, no matter what they just couldn't do it

7 squirrels could kill a reasonably large dog though





Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Longy on November 05, 2009, 06:07:53 PM
nope, no matter what they just couldn't do it

7 squirrels could kill a reasonably large dog though





How many goldfish would it take to kill a shark, is this even possible?


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: Colchester Kev on November 05, 2009, 06:08:40 PM
nope, no matter what they just couldn't do it

7 squirrels could kill a reasonably large dog though





How many goldfish would it take to kill a shark, is this even possible?

You would struggle to get them in the same water.


Title: Re: Random Thought Of The Day....
Post by: bolt pp on November 05, 2009, 06:14:09 PM
nope, no matter what they just couldn't do it

7 squirrels could kill a reasonably large dog though





How many goldfish would it take to kill a shark, is this even possible?

have they even got teeth?

it might not be a number thing but instinct, they probs couldnt be arsed and would just swim off, i think the only way they could is if you had a massive tank and chucked a million of them in with a shark so there was no space and the shark suffocated. probably not as fun to watch though as a group of domestic cats drinking stella kicking the shit out of 3 badgers